Answer the question in the previous post, then leave your own question to be answered. What would Chuck Norris do... ...if his computer got a virus?
Use his knife-hand technique and "hack" into the system, of course! So, What would Chuck Norris do............... if he got stuck in rush-hour traffic?
He would stare down the cars in front of him until they dissolved. What would Chuck Norris do..... If the CD he wanted was sold out?
Chuck Norris would look at a computer manual, visualize the part about virus's and meditate in front of it so long until the virus has been exterminated. And if that doesn't work, use the computer as a practice device for his breaking techniques. What would Chuck Norris do... ...if a lightbulb would burn out ? Christian
Point at it and declare: “let there be light.” The light bulb would never run out again. Ever! What would Chuck Norris do..... If he had a bad dream?
Chuck Norris doesn't have bad dreams, Dreams have bad Chuck Norris'. What would Chuck Norris do... ....If his flight was delayed for take off?
Chuck dosn't take planes, he teleports. What would Chuck Norris do… …if someone suggested he dye his beard.
Chuck Norris would eat up all the books he didn't read and doesn't seem to need to and declare them the food to survive on if you are practicing a MA. Supported by Steven Seagal, of course. WWCND ..if his wife left him ? Christian
...he would roundhouse kick Hugh Hefner and take over the Playboy Mansion. WWCND ...if he got caught with his pants down.
I can tell you like the roundhouse kick alot. LOL Chuck Norris would make sure the person seeing him would get beaten up by all his pals at the next best opportunity..with roundhouse kicks. WWCND ..if he had to prove the earth was round ? Christian
He'd just roundhouse kick sense into everyone on earth. WWCND ... if his mobile phone battery went flat?
He would run around it and kick the person asking in the back of the head. WWCND if... ... Someone was stealing his paper.
He would smack them around the head with it, at light speed. Then roundhouse kick them in the head to make sure WWCND... ... if he tripped over and people started to laugh at him?
Round house kick a black hole to transport those laughing at him to another dimension WWCND if.. the sun burnt out
Chuck's shoelace would be so scared of tripping him over, it would tie itself. WWCND if... he was framed for murder.
He would stare at the person he was accused of killing, until he came back to life out of sheer terror. WWCND if...... he was audited by the IRS?
He would chamber a roundhouse kick.... the IRS would never contact him ever again. WWCND if… Someone tried to roundhouse kick him
Not sure, that person might have to ask permission first to use that kick. Otherwise CN will stare at him with such an evil stare that he gets paralyzed, then CN takes him and puts him in a dumpster. WWCND if... he never would have been Chuck Norris ? Christian
