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26-Oct-2004, 01:55 AM
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The Infamous Brown Noise
Supposedly there is a note that can cause a person to lose control of their bowels and deficate on the spot, its known as the brown noise. It has been made famous by a south park episode in which it was used as a weapon for revenge.
The following sample is supposedly that noise and I was wondering if some daring souls could try it out, though I warn you it may actually work (though it may just be a hoax). I plan to one day burn it to cd and try it out under the right conditions (a bathroom!) but I am too scared to try it on a high volume. You'll have to raise your volume in order to hear the note, as it is very low. http://www.skyone.co.uk/programmes/b...wnNoiseMP3.mp3
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26-Oct-2004, 02:53 AM
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I'm just scared that it might be that really scarey troll thing that pops up with a loud shriek, causing me to "releave my bowels" out of pure fear. =/
PL
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26-Oct-2004, 03:03 AM
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Nope, its no trick. It sounds like a tuba the size of a stadium
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26-Oct-2004, 08:37 AM
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The actual noise should be around 52-56 Hz, well below our hearing range. Make sure you get it right though, since another noise close to that range has, uh, interesting effects on women.
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26-Oct-2004, 09:20 AM
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26-Oct-2004, 10:23 AM
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OMG!!! It worked!!!!! Lol, only kidding. Did make my ears go all weird though...
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26-Oct-2004, 11:43 AM
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Well one's fifty two Hz and one's fifty six, but i can't remember which is which. Experiment.
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26-Oct-2004, 01:58 PM
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This has some basis in truth. The military has looked at a number of non-lethal crowd control methods. Just as an aside, can you image a militant crowd, converging on a military position and then a "brown noise" weapon was used? 500 people, all at once, losing control of their bowels? Thats a mental image isn't it.
Thing is it would probably be more useful than firing tear gas or whatever. Thats the sort of thing that would take the fight (and other stuff) right out of you.
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26-Oct-2004, 03:21 PM
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I tried it, and passed some wind but apart from that...
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26-Oct-2004, 03:31 PM
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should play that over the pa system at my school and see how many go rampaging to the bathroom...hmmm...need to bring some gloves.
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26-Oct-2004, 03:47 PM
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26-Oct-2004, 07:30 PM
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Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with the brown noise but I played it loudly last night and I've been on the toilet ALL DAY LONG! This really sucked because I was at a cross country meet, so all I had was the smelly portapotties...
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27-Oct-2004, 09:53 AM
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