Self defence at it's least effective

www.stavit.co.uk

Have a look at the above website. I can't remember ever seeing anything as bad as this.

Does anyone know/know of these muppets?

 

I've heard that name somewhere..........

An awsome art from what I've heard people say

 

Did I miss sonething....has this been posted before?

 

Here you go Stump:

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1808

 

ok.....a big duh and a slap for me for being late.

 

A Stavit practitioner wouldn't have made that mistake!

There sharper than a sharp thing

 

I think for my sins I should practise nothing but stavit for the rest of my life....

 

Nooooooooooooo

I wouldn't even wish a fate like that on Saddam

 

Wow! A new form of punishment for mis-behaving students.

'Go into the corner and practice Stavit!'

'No, Master, please anything but that, I came to you to learn how to defend myself, not develop 'padding' and poor fashion sense!'



Col

 

lol @ the picture of the guy disarming two sticks. Give me the two sticks and see how well he would disarm heaven six full bore

 

And what a quality demo that is! Hard to fail when your "attacker" more or less gives you the sticks instead of trying to hit you

 

Well here's how he did it

 

and when does this alledged attack begin

 

it begins

"once upon a time there were group of fat gits sitting around generally eating and drinking. Then one of them thought lets make money doin a self defence course for other fat gits and charge loadsa money for basically sweet f**k all. We'll get loads of interest from all the other fat gits cause they'll think they will be master of a mystical system where you can be the best fighter of all time by doin nothin but eatin an drinkin and eatin and drinkin and they lived happily evger after the end"

 

Now, now, watch what you say, because I just invited the 'Stavit' people to join the forum

 

Are you crazy have you lost your mind

I'm scared!

Do you remember how terrifying the choi debate was

 

Yup, check their guestbook

Bout time we let Jimmy off the hook anyway

Oh, that and people seeing the entry in the guestbook may join us too

 

Good

I want to learn to be faster than a trigger finger with no effort or training. Sounds oh soooooooo gooooooooddd. ahem

 

Uh oh Better delete my previous posts

 

"'Scuse me love, you got the time"

*Old woman takes up position and says..*
"Please take these sticks i have provided and attack me slowly in a downward arc type attack"

*Old woman on floor...*
"Please do it slowly, else i'll saviat your ass into tomorrow"