People Think I'm Gay

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Romantic, Apr 5, 2004.

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  1. Romantic

    Romantic Martial Prowess

    Greetings again, fellow martial artists. Some of you already know me from my previous posts, but here's another one. Anyway, more and more people think I am gay now, even though I am not. This is not meant to be offensive to anyone so please do not take offense to what I have to say. First of all, I work at a hair salon and most a typical stereotype of males who work at hair salons is that they are gay. So I was just sitting down, minding my own business yesterday when this guy takes his wife there to get her haircut. So he sits down and starts talking to me because I work at the front desk. Anyway, first he asks if I have a girlfriend. As some of you know already, I said "No." Then he asks if I have a boyfriend. See, he thinks I am gay. I said "No" and he continues to ask "Why not?" The situtation then just gets awkward so I just retreat back into the novel that I was reading. That sucked!
     
  2. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    That was a fantastic story.

    Thanks for sharing.
     
  3. JohnnyX

    JohnnyX Map Addict

    Hi,

    You should have told him that you don't have time for a girlfriend at the moment because you've been seeing his wife. :D
     
  4. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Being a Justin Timberlake look-alike with a pimpin' afro hairdo, I get proposed by queers all the time. It's no big deal, just gotta get used to it. Oh, and get laid. Seriously.
     
  5. Hugh

    Hugh New Member

    I wouldn't let it bother you Romantic. If you don't think you're gay then you're not. Problem solved.

    P.s. if you're worried that people on MAP might think you're gay, I'd change the name, sig and avatar if I were you :)
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2004
  6. natxanadu

    natxanadu Banned Banned

    maybe your gay, but just dont know it yet
     
  7. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Only one way to find out eh? ;)
     
  8. Jack

    Jack Valued Member

    Yeah, you tried that line on me too the other night. :( :cry:

    :love: :D
     
  9. KenpoDavid

    KenpoDavid Working Title

    ROFL!!!!!!
     
  10. Yukimushu

    Yukimushu MMA addict

    My advice...

    Go watch gay porn, if you get a umm, lets say aroused... when watchin it then your gay, if not then i guess your safe...

    For now :)
     
  11. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    Great advice.

    Yeah, make a night of it- get some beers, pizza and tissues!!!

    Romantic I hope you are listening!!!!
     
  12. neryo_tkd

    neryo_tkd Valued Member


    Romantic, how would u personally feel if u were gay? wld it be the end of the world?
     
  13. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Yeah. And you didn't put out.

    Bitch....
     
  14. acrawford

    acrawford Ki-Ken-Tai no Ichi

    Ok, so your really a guy with a pic of chick for an avatar your screen name is romantic and your from LA you do the math


    Oh and ask your self this what was the title of that novel :D
     
  15. Tireces

    Tireces New Member

    I don't think you're gay, I just think you're a guy who vents about his non-existent social problems in a completely inappropriate place. I also think you just throw up crap and don't really take to mind a word anyone says in your threads, because the same topics that people have been all to eager to help you address KEEP COMING AGAIN AND AGAIN. "Oh damn, I'm feelin' kinda bad today, I guess I'll go spam up MAP about it!"
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2004
  16. Picksey

    Picksey New Member

    Lighten up. Those who matter won't give a toss, and those who do give a toss don't matter.

    Besides, girls are attracted to the 'gay type'... ;)
     
  17. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    Romantic,

    it's the person that matters so who cares if you are gay?

    Just be yourself and you should be happy.
     
  18. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    You were told no more "love" threads. Of any variety. This isn't an agony aunt forum.

    Get a Journal. Use it.
     
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