Low Level Video Bad Guy Training - pt 2

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Hannibal, Jun 14, 2013.

  1. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    This was the original video (made by our good friends at Bullshido) that made me laugh my ass off when I first saw it

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLQMvsxFoUE"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLQMvsxFoUE[/ame]

    But it turns out there is actually MORE examples of this level of craptacular training!

    Behold! "Kung Fu Master Training Camp"

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sok7--ugTp0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sok7--ugTp0[/ame]

    I mean literally where do you start????? WHo the hell does this type of thing? Technique is sub-white belt, sloppy movement, no co-ordination...it looks more like a group seizure than anything else

    Ever wondered why martial artists sometimes don't get taken seriously? This is your answer
     
  2. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Bloody hell! It gets worse!!!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5XfhpKQbh0"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5XfhpKQbh0[/ame]

    Is it wrong to want to be one of the attackers and just smoke him straight in the gob?
     
  3. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    It reminds me of those wind up toys you see at Christmas, you know the ones where you walk past and they are all going nuts because someone has just wound them all up.
     
  4. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    I HAVE to stop watching these....this is for a 5th Dan - A FLAMING FIFTH DAN!!!!!!! It basically looks like two people doing semi-contact can-can dancing

    Horrible sense of distance, no movement beyond linear, lousy hands, no technique variation...green/blue belt tops

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAHT9p5xG9I"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAHT9p5xG9I[/ame]
     
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  5. Grass hopper

    Grass hopper Valued Member

    Oh my god. I was expecting to see their Ameridote salute at some point. They have actually been made worse fighters by training in this way. That's rare.
     
  6. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!! 7th DAN!!!

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRfSsphE4xg"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRfSsphE4xg[/ame]

    7th DAN!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAP AND WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE ALLOWED TO BREATH AIR?? IT WOULD BE KINDER TO TAKE THEM ROUND THE BARN AND PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY!!!!
     
  7. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    And before anyone asks no my pain meds haven't kicked in and I am even grumpier than usual
     
  8. Grass hopper

    Grass hopper Valued Member

    7th Dan! If I saw a yellow belt spar like that I would pull them aside and teach them how to properly do it.
     
  9. Dave76

    Dave76 Valued Member

    I love that the ad youtube showed me while watching the first video was for deadly pressure point fighting moves! how appropriate!
     
  10. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Ok now they are just taking the mickey...

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHDCeJlr_U"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTHDCeJlr_U[/ame]
     
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  11. Please reality

    Please reality Back to basics

    It's obviously for fighting off multiple fish attacks when submerged in a muddy river.:cool:

    Where do you find this stuff? It's even worse than bad ninjutsu vids.:eek:
     
  12. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Hmmm, not sure I'd go that far. :D
     
  13. Please reality

    Please reality Back to basics

    Yes you are, you just don't want to admit it.:p

     
  14. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    Oh dear...

    http://wmaa.com/about/

    If this is accurate, there are over 1,000 "black belts" of this calibre as a direct result of this one instructor. That's depressing.
     
  15. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Bloody hell...
     
  16. Alansmurf

    Alansmurf Aspire to Inspire before you Expire Supporter

    He fell over .....

    What was the morris dancing crap at the end..

    H you have made me feel very secure in what my white belts can do ...
     
  17. Dan Bian

    Dan Bian Neither Dan, nor Brian

    A couple of mates were discussing this on FB, and one of them posted this list of grading prices from this group:

    Lower Belts

    $60 White through Purple Belts (all ages)
    $50 High Purple Belt

    $80 Brown belts age 15 and younger (child)
    $50 High Brown Belt
    $100 Brown belts ages 16 and above (adult)

    Black Belts

    1st Degree Test
    Ages 15 & under (child) $600
    Ages 16 & above (adult) $800

    2nd Degree Test
    Ages 15 & under (child) $800
    Ages 16 & above (adult) $950

    Upper Degree Black Belts

    The following prices apply if the candidate has attended the Headquarters practice on a regular basis, paid the yearly registration fee for matriculation, and their payment of class fees are up to date.

    3rd Degree Test $1,100

    4th Degree Test $1,300

    A bit steep, maybe?? A fool and his cash...
     
  18. m1k3jobs

    m1k3jobs Dudeist Priest

    Do they have online training? It looks interesting.
     
  19. Dave76

    Dave76 Valued Member

    That depeneds, how much you got?
     
  20. m1k3jobs

    m1k3jobs Dudeist Priest

    I think I've got enough to get my black belt if I give up the BJJ training. :)
     

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