It may sound too good to be true.....

It may sound too good to be true.....

Answer with one line, for example;

......when you read about someone teaching "Martial Arts" because they were trained from "Special Forces".

 

...when a popular school teaches 5 japanese styles and 2 chinese styles and calls it "kung fu".

 

....and cannot correctly pronounce the wording

 

.....an ad reads; "mastered many weapons"

 

"... taken the best from various styles."

 

... defeat any man. Fear no one.

 

Moves the government tried to ban.

 

"...technique that allows you to defeat ANY attacker in seconds - he will be screaming for mercy"

 

Or you could just put abny of TRS marketing copy in there.....

 

Does ANYONE ever fall for that butt-water?
I assume they must do in enough numbers to make it worthwhile for the idiots that peddle it?

 

:evil:

 

My favorite from Monty Python:

 

...secret methods that no one else has

 

"developed and tested in my own backyard"

 

...is a 10th Dan Soke in Rip Off Ryu

 

... operated under SOCOM in the French Foreign Legion, have fought and won 100,057 unarmed conflicts against Mexicans.

 

...8th Dan Slash of Shaolin Kung Fu

 

... you too can become a certified instructor by attending our weekend training camp. Add this program to your school and see big $$$$....

 

...helped me to win a bar fight against ten marines.

 

with use of kicks or the taiji-lou double dream hands heart stopping hammer fist of Tapout!