Obama vs Osama

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Santa Barbara, May 6, 2011.

  1. Santa Barbara

    Santa Barbara Valued Member

    Each man in his prime, who would win an MMA fight?

    a) Obama
    b) Osama

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  2. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Not the dead one
     
  3. Santa Barbara

    Santa Barbara Valued Member

    whicn one are you referring to? lol the dead one is no longer in his prime, neither is the live one, but if they both were, who would win the fight?
     
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  4. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    Whoever had the biggest security detail.
     
  5. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    obama wins by beard pull, unless osama does an ear pull.
     
  6. Santa Barbara

    Santa Barbara Valued Member

    yeah! have you seen those ears? huge mongous normous. lol
     
  7. Santa Barbara

    Santa Barbara Valued Member

    I think Osama wins by submission with a leg triangle choke early in the fight.
     
  8. holyheadjch

    holyheadjch Valued Member

    Bin Laden trained BJJ?

    Bin Laden would win because he'd send in a hundred disaffected men to fight in his place.
     
  9. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Where as the president could send thousands, or maybe just a few Navy Seals:)
    Did Bin Laden receive combat training? That would have been useful
    Frankie goes to Hollywood should rerelease Two Tribes and we could watch the fight on the video
     
  10. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    Don King would be involved somewhere.

    Also, Chuck Norris. Thread end.
     
  11. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

  12. Mitlov

    Mitlov Shiny

    Who would win? Duh. The one with the lightsaber.

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  13. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    That is not the birth certificate you are looking for
     
  14. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    His stance is terrible.
     
  15. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Doesn't matter when there's a dozen cross-hairs on your opponent :)
     
  16. Llamageddon

    Llamageddon MAP's weird cousin Supporter

    He really could kill someone with just his finger

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  17. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    A chi scope? Very cunning!
     
  18. holyheadjch

    holyheadjch Valued Member

    But who would the Chuck fight for? He's a well known Republican, but he's also a patriot...

    I think we all know the answer:

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  19. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Obama, he's smarter than he looks.
     
  20. Done-Gone

    Done-Gone Banned Banned

    Much like Prince Charlie. I wonder if their is some relation between the two... :thinking: I wonder who wins in a MMA match - Obama or Charlie.

    Osama was about 6'5 and had a very long reach, he would have jabbed the black right off Obama. IMHO - Michelle Obama would have taken him down hard and used all those extra teeth in her mouth to bite right through his flesh and bones, though.
     

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