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Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Ero-Sennin, Nov 27, 2012.

  1. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Well except in Gorton, Cheetham Hill and Collyhurst obviously........
     
  2. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    Are you implying that Britain has wildlife?
     
  3. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    lol :D I'm not well-read on British wildlife, but considering all the greenery I imagine y'all have your fair share of creepy-crawly critters. :eek: (snakes and insects typically love such environs)
     
  4. Heraclius

    Heraclius BASILEVS Supporter

    Someone should invent a guard/submission/pin and call it "a wet paper bag".
     
  5. boards

    boards Its all in the reflexes!

    No, you just couldn't survive it. You sent the only ones who could.
     
  6. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    We also don't get hurricanes, volcanoes and huge earthquakes because we don't deserve it.

    God is British.
     
  7. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Tornados too, thing we don't need or want :)
     
  8. boards

    boards Its all in the reflexes!

    You also don't get a summer, god takes pity on you because your weather is so bad.
     
  9. Heraclius

    Heraclius BASILEVS Supporter

  10. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    No, he only puts people here who can handle it.
     
  11. boards

    boards Its all in the reflexes!

    The ones he hates the most you mean.
     
  12. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    There's a reason Great Britain is at the top-centre of the map. We're his favourite country.

    Australia, though. That's like the hot, dusty crack of the world.
     
  13. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

  14. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    Hmmm...I doubt it. He's not recorded as speaking in a language any Brits in history would understand...
     
  15. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    If english was good enough for Jesus it's good enough for god...or something.
     
  16. pecks

    pecks Valued Member

    out of interest, what languages is she recorded as speaking in...and how do you know that I don't know them?
     
  17. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    To the contrary, being so magnificent we learned to domesticate and control our wildlife. We sent the ones who simply shared no interest in our glorious educational system. As a parting joke, we taught them deliberately badly, you see. So when they arrived in what you now consider your own country (a jest to be sure!), you wouldn't know any better. :whistle:

    Meanwhile, America has pigs that have caused $1.5 billion (roughly) in damages per year in addition to polluting streams, threatening local livestock and - worst of all - digging. Which is costing the US Government $20 million...to figure out how to kill pigs.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/26/wild-pigs-newser/17958393/
     
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  18. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    Indeed! Not to mention that some of the worst tornadoes we have ever had barely register on the Tornado damage scale :p

    To be fair to matvei, you're from Bristol.

    :D
     
  19. pecks

    pecks Valued Member

    dude you're from (quickly googles it) Devon! people in glass houses and all that!

    <edit>man doesn't survive Bristol without knowing a few languages...</edit>
     
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  20. LemonSloth

    LemonSloth Laugh and grow fat!

    Exactly! That's why we build with mud huts and horseless carriages. Much more reliable than all this flimsy science you hear about by pigeon these moon cycles...

    And besides, I was born a Brummie. I'm an exception to all rules :p.

    EDIT: Purely because the Bristol accent is an indescribable mess of grunts and peasantry.:/EDIT.

    :D
     
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