This is taken, obviously, from the World of Warcraft forums. I hereby call for veteran MAP members to produce the Official Flame Form for Martial Arts Planet forums! Form Sample:
Official Flame Form for MAP ================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Previously Banned Member [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee [ ] Troll [ ] Spammer [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [ ] Book Taught Loonie You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod [ ] You should have used the Search Feature [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls [ ] You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread" [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu [ ] You haven't read the stickies [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post [ ] You typed in text/leet speak [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up. [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before [ ] You posted wildly ridiculous claims, refused to back them up, and had a strop when we asked for proof. In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the Damn FAQ [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!) [ ] Stand in the Sin Bin and do kata till you die of boredom [ ] All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters. [ ] Welcome to last week. [ ] Press Alt and F4. [ ] Can I have your stuff? [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass. [ ] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig. [ ] Stop posting STUPID crap. [ ] All of the above. All good fun, but remember, MAP does not condone random flaming of newbies. Or anyone :Angel:
Where's "You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread"? Also: "You cited movies as evidence for fantastical martial arts moves" And: "You mentioned Dim Mak, Ki Chuan Do, Iron palm/shirt gongfu, Fusho-satori-ryu, etc. as a legitimate martial art"
LMAO Now there's a good feature you could add to the "post reply" option! The spoiler tag is working well - you're on a roll Kgirl, I suggest you give this one a go too!
Trully brilliant! Me :love: Kgirl! I had a feeling that ninjitsu would make an appearance in it... Ps: Lmao! Bonus random All your base quote: Roses are red, Violets are blue, All of my base Are belong to you.
An old one I've posted before: Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] AOLer [ ] 12 year old [X] Troll [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Wannabe [ ] Asskisser [ ] l337 d00d [ ] Other: You Are Being Flamed Because [ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread [ ] You posted a Release Date thread [ ] You posted a Patch thread [ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread [ ] You posted a System Specifications thread [ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread [X] You committed crimes against pork biproducts [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You haven't read the FAQ [ ] You don't know which forum to post in [X] You just plain suck [X] You posted false information [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You doubleposted [ ] You insulted: ---- [ ] Fellow Poster ---- [ ] Creative Team Member ---- [ ] Moderator [ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS [ ] You posted racist crap [X] I don't like your tone of voice In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Give up your AOL Internet account [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [X] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave [ ] Go to your room with no supper [X] Apologize to everybody on this forum [ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway [ ] All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Get a life [ ] Never post again [X] I pity your dog [ ] Go to hell [ ] I think your IQ must be 7 [ ] Take your crap somewhere else [ ] STFU & GTFO [ ] Learn to post or do one [ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment [ ] All of the above ============================================== The preceding Forum Form Flame was constructed for use on people not worthy of actual thought or effort in being flamed. People so STOOPID that a simple copy/paste and a few check marks is all that's necessary to properly relay the flamer's contempt for the flamee. You have been identified as such a person and as such, this flame was brought to you in under 10 seconds. Sucks to be you.
Official Flame Form for MAP ================================== Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Previously Banned Member [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee [X] Troll [ ] Spammer [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [ ] Book Taught Loonie You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread [X] You posted a Flame Form [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod [ ] You should have used the Search Feature [ ] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls [ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread [ ] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu [ ] You haven't read the stickies [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post [ ] You typed in text/leet speak [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up. [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week [X] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the Damn FAQ [ ] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!) [ ] All of the above [ ] Stand in the corner and do kata till you die of boredom In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters [ ] Welcome to last week [ ] Press Alt and F4 [ ] Can I have your stuff? [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass. [X] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig. [ ] All of the above OWNED
Hey, the mods loved it! I even got Kgirl a new sig! It was my first encounter with flame forms anyway, so it should be "clueless newbie" rather than "troll" :cry:.
One to add to the martial arts list: You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You started yet another thread about Chi without even bothering to read the 5,000 existing threads on that subject.
Could we also have: You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You started yet another thread about Ong Bak. :bang:
Dear: [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Loser [ ] Previously Banned Member [ ] Bruce Lee Wannabee [X] Troll [ ] Spammer [ ] 13 year old l337 d00d [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [ ] Book Taught Loonie You Are Being Flamed Because: [ ] You posted a Style Vs Thread [ ] You posted a personal attack against a mod [ ] You should have used the Search Feature [X] You posted the Real Ultimate Power site again [ ] You posted a thread in Ninjitsu asking about smoke bombs/night training [ ] You posted a MMA Spoiler in Traditional Healing [ ] You posted a thread stating you can run up walls [X] You posted a 'Jet Li vs. Bruce Lee vs. Austin Powers vs. Superman vs. Godzilla vs. Oprah vs. That homeless guy down the street' thread" [X] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread [ ] You ressurected a long dead, stupid thread [X] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You flamed someone and got burnt [ ] You posted a thread on Dux Ninjitsu [ ] You haven't read the stickies [ ] You asked why you can't get into the arcade on your first post [X] You typed in text/leet speak [ ] You posted false information then refused to back it up. [ ] You posted a video/site we've all seen a thousand times before [ ] You posted wildly ridiculous claims, refused to back them up, and had a strop when we asked for proof. In Punishment, You Must: [ ] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters [ ] Stop posting and go to class 3 times a week [ ] Actually post something relevant [X] Read the Damn FAQ [X] Go to your room with no supper [ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum (execpt KnightCommander, who loves it!) [ ] Stand in the Sin Bin and do kata till you die of boredom [ ] All of the above In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Learn to type using ALL the correct letters. [ ] Welcome to last week. [X] Press Alt and F4. [ ] Can I have your stuff? [ ] Don't let the door hit you in the ass. [X] All your base are belong to us. Go every Zig. (actually it's take off every zig...noob ) [ ] Stop posting STUPID crap. [ ] All of the above.
Hmmmm, since it wasn't directed (apparently) at anyone specific whouldn't it be counted as a ; [X] You posted a "You all suck" message. Resulting in a sentence a'la ; [X] Take down all your Bruce Lee posters. [X] Go to your room, without supper.