Thought of the Day

Everybody on MAP is all like, "You're a terrible person for your beliefs, and an idiot!" (although slightly more civil about it), and I'm just over here like:

 

Guys! GUYS! I have a day off! I'm going to drink and futz around with tiny trees and see my girlfriend and hang out and listen to music and go bowling and YEAH DAY OFF WOOO DAY OFFFFFF DAY OFFFFFFFFF YEAAAAAAH.

I LITERALLY have NOTHING to do today. DDDDDDD

NOTHING! There is NOTHING that has to happen.

 

You need a gene for Jesus. Go to church.

 

Do you think everything's ok in the lab? Maybe I should go check?

 

NO SCREW THAT DAY OFFFFFFFFF

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'Murikan Jesus.

 

Tacky and hilarious at the same time...well done, internets, well done.

 

Just double bagged (by accident) on my camomile tea 'cos that's the kind of guy I am

 

So was it twice as disgusting as if you'd used just the one bag?

 

Awwwwwwww yeaaahhhhh

 

That's not fat, it's power.

 

He tried to bring back as much Freedom as he could. Frankly, we were all a little disappointed that this was all he could muster after three years.

 

That's not how you export freedom.




THIS is how you export freedom!

 

Finally completed 140 hours of training to qualify as a PTSD Counsellor.

Fingers crossed I can start helping other veterans.

 

I packed on 60 pounds in a few months when I moved to the US. Not exaggerating. 6-0-pounds.

 

That's it? You weren't trying hard enough. Exercise less, eat moar sugary and refined foods.

 

Frightening!! I've got 17 days in that neck of the woods this summer!!

 

I just finished my first year of courses. No more teaching whiny undergrads. No more classes. Just research now. :]

 

I got a 4.0 this semester.

I got great reviews as a teacher, got involved in an important project, saw success, still hate my job.

Time for a change.

 

As one of my sisters told me once, "...when the day arrives when (one) can stamp 'TENURED' on (one's) ****, it will have all been worth it."