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Old 28-Feb-2007, 11:19 PM
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Petition to make cheese a fruit!

I just had an ingenious idea! I was thinking how I never seem to manage the government-recommended five portions of fruit and veg a day, I often get three or four, but never that elusive five. Then I realized that my problem would be solved if we could get cheese officially declared a type of fruit!

I'm sure this would help lots of other people to become more healthy by increasing their fruit intake. Cheese sandwitches would then count towards your daily fruit quotient - everyone's a winner.

So vote today, you know it makes sense!

LET'S MAKE CHEESE A FRUIT!
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Old 28-Feb-2007, 11:30 PM
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Eh, why not. If Dubya can get elected TWICE ( ) anything is possible.



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Old 28-Feb-2007, 11:45 PM
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cullen - its more than a suspicion

Dr. Moosey, I will stand against you on this issue. Cheese is gross and processed and does not grow on trees thus can not and will NEVER be a fruit.

Take that!
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Old 01-Mar-2007, 12:09 AM
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cullen - its more than a suspicion

Dr. Moosey, I will stand against you on this issue. Cheese is gross and processed and does not grow on trees thus can not and will NEVER be a fruit.

Take that!
Ahhhh

BUT

Cows eat only grass and plant food = milk = cheese.

THEREFORE....

Cheese is ....A VEGETABLE!!!!


How does that grab you, Lily?
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Old 01-Mar-2007, 12:16 AM
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What if the cows ate lemon grass?
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If I can't have wine as one of my five-a-day I don't think you can have cheese, at least grapes started out as fruit.
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I voted no as cheese makes me phlegmy. (Just thought I would share that with everyone )
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Old 01-Mar-2007, 08:21 AM
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I voted no as cheese makes me phlegmy. (Just thought I would share that with everyone )
Me too to the extent of coughing and spluttering and sinus pain.
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Cheese a fruit, wine a fruit, and beer is most definitly a vegetable!

Make it so!

(though I don't eat much of the above so what do I care?)
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Cheese a fruit, wine a fruit, and beer is most definitly a vegetable!

Make it so!

(though I don't eat much of the above so what do I care?)
Actually more like liquid bread, thus whole grain in a bottle.
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Old 01-Mar-2007, 10:27 AM
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Old 01-Mar-2007, 10:41 AM
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MMMMMmm bread! (sounding like Homer Simpson)
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