two statues

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two statues, male and female had been sitting in a park for hundred of years. One day an angel comes down and says "for all your patience throughout these centuries, withstanding winds rain and snow, i'll grant you half an hour of life - so you can do whatever you want."

So off they go behind the bush giggling, and come out 15 mins later all smiling. Angel says " come on you've got another 15 minutes". So the man says to the woman "shall we do it again?" She says "Oh, yes, but this time we'll change positions, you hold the pigeon, and i'll **** on its head!"