they DO exsist!

[Cougar_v203]

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor
call the local township administrative office to request the
removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:
"too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want
them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behin! d the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
And he was a Kansas City chef!
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it
was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in
Birmingham, Ala.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross
the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer
was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the
light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are
blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in
Wichita, KS
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager
commented cheerfully, this i! s fun. We should do this more
often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each
other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a
bunch at Texas Instruments.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back
into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why
her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas
County Sheriff's office no less.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to
pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in
it. We went to th! e service department and found a mechanic
working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I
watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I
announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he
replied, "I know - I already got that side."
This was at the Chevy dealership in Rock Hill, SC!
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*they walk among us ... AND REPRODUCE!!!

"MOM GRAB THE SHOTGUN!!"

[seiki juku kid]

how very depressing

[Brad Ellin]

Originally Posted by seiki juku kid

how very depressing

No it's not. It's hilarious. It's a relief to find out some of the people I work with aren't as stupid as I first thought

[Peacemaker]

It's good they exist, otherwise there wouldn't be a jokes' section.

[gaz shaw]

Originally Posted by Peacemaker

It's good they exist, otherwise there wouldn't be a jokes' section.

exactly

[|MT|omar]

hahaha pretty good

[munkiejunkie]

I thought the 2nd idiot sighting was bad taste, but the rest were fairly good.

[Wax]

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
She asked the person behin! d the counter for "minimal
lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
And he was a Kansas City chef!

Obviously not a very good chef if he was working the counter at Taco Bell.

[Another Muay Thai Guy]

If I ever visit the US, I'm going nowhere near a Taco Bell judging from the amount of coverage that place has got on here.

[Bellator Manus]

In defence, we all do dumb things sometimes. I bet the chef just didn't hear correctly.

[firecoins]

Originally Posted by Another TKD Guy

If I ever visit the US, I'm going nowhere near a Taco Bell judging from the amount of coverage that place has got on here.

Don't go to McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, Quiznos, Blimpie, Sbarro's and generally any fast food place

[bcullen]

Originally Posted by firecoins

Don't go to McDonalds, Burger King, Subway, Quiznos, Blimpie, Sbarro's and generally any fast food place

These folks eat northern Europian cusine all the time, it won't hurt them.
Why do think the vikings raided countries to the south? They were just hungry. These people were so hungry they actually found a sheep stomach stuffed with barley to be a good meal. Surely, the 99 cent menu won't kill them.