(to be sung to the tune of "Close to You") Why do frauds Suddenly appear? Every time credit cards are near With red gi, They long to be a Soke too. Why are moves pulled out of the sky? or from The Last Samurai With red gi, They long to be a Soke too (*) on the day the Ryu was born The Soke Council got together and decided To declare the lineage true So they sprinkled bulldust everywhere and gave themselves a 10th dan patch or two (**) that is why all the kids in town Follow fakes all around for a fee, They know they can be a Soke too Repeat (*) Repeat (**) For a fee One day you’ll be a Soke too Wooooooooo... a Soke too...
You should go on Pop Idol singing that song. Then when they ask why you sung it like that you reply - Oh hell I dont wanna be a star...I just wanted this song to be on National TV . Laters!! Proceed to walk out and KO Ant and Dec, go home and be happy that you are now regarded as Marmite. Half the country hates you, the other half loves you!
Thanks for the votes of confidence everyone, but I'm not ready to go on Pop Idol with only one song under my ... dare I say it ... belt. Therefore I am working on a wider portfolio that will include the following: All I Have To Do is Dream - Everly Brothers The Great Pretender - Elvis Presley We've Only Just Begun - The Carpenters When a Style is Born - Johnny Mathis Said I Studied ... but I Lied - Michael Bolton Money, Money, Money - Abba The Land of Make Believe - Bucks Fizz Would I Lie to You - Charles and Eddie Even Better Than The Real Thing - U2 I Started a Joke - Bee Gees
