Never fall asleep while stretching...

[Van Zandt]

...or your wife will post a picture on the internet =)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4391/005zlo.jpg




Edit: Or leave your laptop unlocked with MAP open for ruthless spouses to mess with. Thanks darling. :mad:

[Mitch]

Pwned :D

Thanks Mrs VZ!

Mitch

[jazzysingh]

now i can officially feel like i am not the only person in the world who sleeps in the splits. any more pics btw lol

[PASmith]

Sitting duck for a deviant.

[rivend]

VZ you do have the ability to keep a very low profile.

[Hatamoto]

Able to fall asleep while stretching? I'm too busy hurting :p Flexible as a mutant, eh?

[Caleb Demarais]

sneaky wife you have got there!

[Knight_Errant]

*slicks back hair*
Hey, Mrs. VZ
*waggles eyebrows in a suggestive manner*

[Gary]

I know he's stretching but I just can't shake the idea of VZ in a Looney Tunes style collision with a wall or canyon floor! :D

[SpikeD]

Now that's a relaxed stretch.

Thank god he didn't fall asleep on the job.

[ArthurKing]

He's not actually stretching on the floor, he just has a very wide and flat ...y'know...nudge nudge...say no more...by the way, was that picture taken on holiday...

[Patrick Smith]

That's what I call a relaxed stretch! :D

[Van Zandt]

*slicks back hair*
Hey, Mrs. VZ
*waggles eyebrows in a suggestive manner*

Dude. You remind me of that scene from the Dark Knight

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8299/heathledgerandmaggiegyl.jpg

[Van Zandt]

He's not actually stretching on the floor, he just has a very wide and flat ...y'know...nudge nudge...say no more...by the way, was that picture taken on holiday...

No, taken just yesterday.

[Dizzyj]

No, taken just yesterday.

I thought you were having difficulty getting into splits with your latest injury? If not then that's great news!

[Van Zandt]

Did at first. But can slide into the splits easily again. Kicks are the real problem, can't lift my leg higher than waist height at the moment. Using crutches on long walks too. Probably shouldn't be stretching though...

[WhitePanda]

There's a fine line between "falling asleep" and "passing out." :cool: Glug...Glug...Glug...

[Knight_Errant]

Dude. You remind me of that scene from the Dark Knight
Not seen it.

[Alansmurf]

...or your wife will post a picture on the internet =)

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4391/005zlo.jpg




Edit: Or leave your laptop unlocked with MAP open for ruthless spouses to mess with. Thanks darling. :mad:

VZ you are not stretching ...you are stuck and calling your lovely wife for help ...

Smurf:evil::evil:

[Saz]

That should go in your book :D

[Hatamoto]

I can see that. "Using the information in this book you'll be so flexible you'll be able to fall asleep doing a full split."

"five stars out of five" from Narcolepsy Kung Fu magazine

[Boualem Bouderb]

hey there

I remember during a real tough lesson in TKD we did a 2 hour solid physical and stretches that I actually passed out during the stretches.

We did a side split stretch where you sit back to back with another class mate while you have on each side another person progressively increasing the stretch. Well basically when my body could not take it any more I passed out leaving my partner to hold my body weight whilst he was being stretched by his partner. Needless to say he got a very good stretch from having to carry my body weight down on him and having at the same time his legs pulled apart.

I think this was the first and only time this has happened to me.

regards
Boualem Bouderba