Best SPAM

[YODA]

Ok - post your stupid (non-adult) SPAM here..

Just got this by email from "Bank of England" - yeah riiiiiight :D


Dear customer,

The security of your personal and account information is
extremely important to us. By practicing good security habits,
you can help us ensure that your private information is protected.
Please install our special software, that will remove all the
keyloggers and backdoors from your computer.

And will help us to prevent credit card fraud in future.

Thank you.

Best regards,

Bank of England

[Saz]

That sounds more like a deliberate attempt to hack you than spam Yoda, did you report it to the ISP?

I had this a little while back


Important notice

We have just charged your credit card for money laundry service in amount of $234.65 (because you are either child pornography webmaster or deal with dirty money, which require us to layndry them and then send to your checking account).

If you feel this transaction was made by our mistake, please press "No".

If you confirm this transaction, please press "Yes" and fill in the form below.


Enter your credit card number here:


Enter your credit card expiration date:

Butttons marked Yes and No


I don't even have a credit card! :D And you gotta love the typical bad spelling and grammar.

[YODA]

No - I haven't reported it yet - it was sent to my MAP email account though - I have my suspicions!

[Saz]

Even better, you can use your all seeing Admin powers to track down the member responsible :D

[YODA]

Believe it!

[47Ronin]

All my spam got reported and automatically deleted :(
I'll go look for some to show you :D

[xubis]

Spam, OK, "Have you got a small pe-" Oh, non-adult... ;P

[YODA]

Originally posted by xubis
Spam, OK, "Have you got a small pe-" Oh, non-adult... ;P

Yep - get lots of those, and if I see the name Paris Hilton in my inbox one more time I'll scream :woo:

[Trent Tiemeyer]

I like my spam fried.

[47Ronin]

I agree with Yoda on P.H. Ok. she did a dude on tape. WHO CARES!?!?

[booksie_girl]

Originally posted by xubis
Spam, OK, "Have you got a small pe-" Oh, non-adult... ;P

Problem is, I'm female:rolleyes:

[Capt Ann]

Originally posted by booksie_girl
Problem is, I'm female:rolleyes:

Me, too. And I still get 'em by the bucket-load.

So...... who is YOUR favorite deceased Nigerian dictator?

[xubis]

Originally posted by booksie_girl
Problem is, I'm female:rolleyes: I take it you get the viagra ones as well then ;)

[David]

Was I the only person to receive "turkey pump" spam in the run-up to Christmas?

I was convinced and my investment paid off in a gigantic feast from a mere yearling bird.

Or was it a dream?

Rgds,
David

[Redhotdragon]

Originally posted by xubis
Spam, OK, "Have you got a small pe-" Oh, non-adult... ;P

<shifty look>

[sumito]

I don't have a ready source of average spam anymore because between the filters on Hotmail and my max'ing out the number of domains blocked (250 if you were curious) my junk mail has reduced considerably. The little that does get through seems to be from the same 5 places using different domains every other day.

[freespirit]

i got spam saying:

Don't you just hate spam.
click here
to get rid of spam forever.

[Paratus]

Got adware on my computer recently (No worries, I blasted it away :woo: ) You gotta love how half the spam is asking "Do you hate spam or pop-ups?" Yes I do! Now die evil Adware! :woo: :woo: :woo: