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pimphand
10-Nov-2003, 04:37 PM
Ninjas - masters of stealth
Sumo Wrestlers - masters of size

Who wins in this All Japanese battle of styles?
David
10-Nov-2003, 04:52 PM
The ninja kills the sumo in his sleep the night before the contest. Why? Doesn't want to get greasy with the wrestler.

:D
imawimp
11-Nov-2003, 01:11 AM
The ninja sneaks into the sumos house in the middle of the night. Confident that this will be an easy assasination, instead the ninja is surprised to find the Sumo wrestler awake, standing in the kitchen eating a midnite snack.

After pounding the teensy weensy little ninja into a red stain on the linoleum, the sumo wonders idly if there is any cake left in the pantry.
47Ronin
11-Nov-2003, 04:13 AM
Yeah, I'm with the Sumo.
Oh yeah, there will be a Sumo going into K1 fighting (no joke).
pimphand
11-Nov-2003, 11:58 AM
Was the sumo wrestler the first fighter to successfully employ the pimp slap to defeat an opponent?
I feel they must have been amd for this they have my gratitude...
G-prime
21-Dec-2003, 07:43 PM
a ninja will find his weak spot and use it against him
Trent Tiemeyer
21-Dec-2003, 07:46 PM
47Ronin is correct. Chad Rowan (Akebono) will be fighting in K1. He was the first non-Japanese Yokozuna. (Grand Champion).
JediMasterChris
21-Dec-2003, 07:48 PM
He is the Hawaiian right?
Trent Tiemeyer
21-Dec-2003, 08:03 PM
Yes.

I think he's fighting Sapp.
Hakko-Ryu
21-Dec-2003, 08:11 PM
dont forget the tyson vs sapp fight too! sapp is about to embark on the most embarassing chapters of his life..
Ad McG
21-Dec-2003, 08:23 PM
It would be like pitting a grizzly bear against a man with a big studded baseball bat. If the man knows how to use his tools, he can defeat the bear who will simply try to overcome the man with size and aggression.
Trent Tiemeyer
21-Dec-2003, 08:33 PM
K1 is leaning more and more towards a freakshow with these types of fights. Did you know they are having Butterbean fight Genki Sudo?
Bouk Teef
22-Dec-2003, 11:09 AM
What are they playing, Monopoly, Chess, Cluedo... be more specific!;)
DrUnKNiNjA
22-Dec-2003, 07:10 PM
Why is this thread even here?
Hakko-Ryu
22-Dec-2003, 10:03 PM
butterbean vs sudo will be interesting!! hahahahaahahaha it's going to be MMA too...not kickboxing. sudo will win for sure...
Brad Ellin
23-Dec-2003, 12:11 AM
"Why is this thread even here?"

Because some people have a wee bit too much time on thier hands I imagine....