favourite MA movie quotes

[martinspence]

"I can tell you have studied the technique - but you've mis-understood quite a bit"

C.T.H.D.

any other favourites out there ?

[Patrick Bateman]

"Boards dont hit back" The one and only!!

[KenpoDavid]

"Chan Zen? From Ching Wu"
"That's right - the best."

[Matt_Bernius]

While they're not marital arts movies, I've have a special place in my heart for these quotes:

"Kung Fu Joe: All you 57 cops against KUNG FU JOE? Master of KUNG-FU! KARATE! JU JUITSU! And a whole bunch of other s#!t that you ain't never heard of." - I'm gonna git you sucka (1988)

"Hamburger Pimp: I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day!" - Dolomite (1974)

[aikiMac]

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- from The Princess Bride, quite possibly the all-around best martial arts movie.

"Wax on. Wax off." -- from The Karate Kid

Also from The Karate Kid --

Daniel: Were you ever scared when you fought?
Mr. Miyagi: Hai, always.
Daniel: But you knew karate.
Mr. Miyagi: Some always know more.
Daniel: But isn't that the point? You learned karate. When you learn karate, you're training to fight.
Mr. Miyagi: Is that how you feel?
Daniel: [pondering] No.
Mr. Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel: [thinks] So I don't have to fight.
Mr. Miyagi: Hai, Miyagi have hope for you.

[Alias]

Also from Enter the Dragon: "You have offended my family and you have offended a shaolin temple."

You just know Han is in trouble.

Lethal Weapon: "D'ya want a shot at the title?"

[pgm316]

Randon old Kung Fu film.

God damn it! You do not realise my 13 finger technique is invincible!

[aikiMac]

Originally posted by Alias
Lethal Weapon: "D'ya want a shot at the title?"
Good call! Except that you just created in me an irrisistable desire to rent that movie! Wife will not be happy. :woo: Ah, but it's a great movie. Excellent JJ fight there in the grass. Maybe wife can rent a Bette Midler movie, and then we'll take turns with the VCR.

[PsiCop]

"You break my record, now I break you! Like I break your friend."

"Hey babe, wanna go out with a real big man?... No, huh? Too handsome for ya huh honey?"

---both from bloodsport. that movie had the worst dialogue ever lol, but it still had good fights and some funny parts.

"Is this some kind of joke, right?... What do you mean?... Oh come on! Chuck Norris; THE Chuck Norris?! (Chuck Norris walks up and says...) You got a problem wit' that, son?!... (cowers and replies...) No."

---Sidekicks :D

[inacan]

From "Fist of Legend"

Fumio Funakoshi: What fist is this?
Chen Zhen: Don't ask, it's a good fist if it wins.

Fumio Funakoshi: What style is that?
Chen Zhen: don't ask! if it works, it's a good one!

Chen Zhen: The object of matching is to beat down the opponent.
Fumio Funakoshi: Wrong kid, the best way to beat the opponent is to use a gun.

[Krisk]

Game of Death, Danny Inosanto

"How do ya like that?"

So simple

[Shyguy]

Bruce Lee in Enter the dragon "Boards don't hit back"
and teenage mutant ninja turtles, "Never lower your eyes to an enermy"

[JohnG]

Wiiliams in Enter The Dragon


"B******t Mr Han man!"

[Ghost Frog]

From sci-Fi film 'They Live', just before a big fight scene featuring two famous wrestlers whose names escape me:


I've come here to kick ass and chew gum...
And I'm all out of gum!!

[Alexander]

From Matrix Revolutions:

SERAPH: I just want to talk.
BOUNCER: Over my dead body.
SERAPH: If this has to be the case....

[Shaolin Dragon]

Karate Kid II - Daniel sees a picture of Miyagi's old friend breaking a log.

"hey, Mr Miyagi, can you break logs like that?"

"Don't know. Never been attacked by tree."

[Cain]

From commando where Arnie holds a guy by the ankle upside down suspended on top of a cliff -

Bad guy - But you said you will let me go after I give you the info [or something like that]

Arnie - I lied :D

In spiderman - Great powers come with big responsibilities

|Cain|

[Kwajman]

If your daddy knew how stupid you are, he'd trade you in for a pet monkey. Steven Seagal, "On Deadly Ground"

No Seagal bashing now....

[Archibald]

"You have the right to be dead"

some guy in Showdown in Little Tokyo, a movie so bad that it was good, hehe

[LilBunnyRabbit]

"Chicken...good." - Fifth Element

"Wait! She knows the weirding way." - Dune

"He stuck a knife in all of his internal organs, in alphabetical order." - The Crow

[Greg-VT]

Oooh The Crow is on tonight, 1:00am. I nearly forgot. 13 Mins to go.

Tah CKD.


Oh and Cain, Arni didn't say he lied. Becasue he did'nt :D. He let go.... all the waaayy doowwn.



MA movie quote. Hmm... I'll have to think about that one.