Cyber Warriors- Lets Fight.

[Andy Murray]

Seen this on a few forums and it's fun.
I throw a technique, you deal with it and counter.
Each successive person deals with the previously thrown technique and throws their own.

OK, I throw a lead (left) leg sidekick to your midsection.

You................

[Greyghost]

move in and to the right side, palm down the leg, project in with a right hand vertical punch to the head......

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Side-step round to the left, heading for the rear, warding block with one hand, and a knee strike coming up into the thigh of the kicking leg.

[stump]

...hit the floor, holding my stomach and crying like a baby, making you feel ashamed of yourself, you big bully :p

sorry what i meant was....

..check the knee strike with an elbow, scoop under the knee with the same arm and attempt to sweep the other leg......

[morphus]

Right arm under the neck- radius bone to throat,left arm over the top, as my supporting leg is swept/hol on to head/neck taking you down with me.......

[Freeform]

Apologise for spilling your pint and offer to buy you another one.....or.....

Using my right elbow and the momentum from the fall to land the point into your sternum/xiphiod whilst clawing my left hand and using the thumb to 'stimulate' the nerves under the the jawline.

[Thomas Vince]

Crap my pants as you dig that thumb into the jawline, eyes bulging I say "can we talk about this?" Stalling for precious time as I reach into my right boot and draw the knife and drive it home into your heart, NOW WHAT SMARTIES? Hope you have Chain armour or something this is gettin out a hand. I am just saying that all this started with a simple punch and ended in a homicide. Time to close the Pub!

[Freeform]

Die, but not before warning you that now my entire dojo will be after you to seek retribution!

[Thomas Vince]

See what you did Andy, now Freeform is dead and it's all your fault!


Okay now that is over here is the next attack:

I grab your right shoulder shoulder with my left hand from your right side and pull towards me, you .....

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Move forwards with the pull, dropping into a shoulder-barge.

[Jack]

spit in your face to distract you, deliver several chain punches to your face and then dig my thumb in on top of your left hand and slide my fingers under, while using my left hand to cup under your tricep and get you into a wrist lock. I start to force you to the ground...

[Andy Murray]

Opening my fly with my spare hand, I p*ss on your leg. While you're distracted, I bodypop and spin out of your lock like MC Hammer, still drenching you, I spade kick yer knee and launch a palm heel at your chin......

( Ha, spit on me will you?)

[Jack]

Although staggering from the painful spade kick and p*ss attacks, I managed to slipstep backwards away from the palm heel. I assume the Karatekid pose and perform a jump spinning axe kick towards your head.

[LilBunnyRabbit]

I duck.

[Thomas Vince]

Furthermore in my dream I sweep kick you and knock you on your sorry a$$! Whoops did I finish this one to or is there something you can do whilst thou sittest on your sorry arse?

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Rock back and double-kick forwards up towards you into standing.

[Freeform]

In the fraction of a second it takes you to do this I've launch forward with a powerful front thrust off my back leg (right foot) that takes you off your feet...

[Andy Murray]

Ignoring my temporary surprise that Freeform has developed reincarnation skills, I focus on the moment at hand. Using the momentum of his front thrust (ooeer missus) I roll and spin backwards coming to my feet out of range, grinning malevolently. I blast in Chain Punching Wing Chun style to the face, every time my opponent trys to turn, I follow, attacking the centerline........

[Thomas Vince]

I'm taking pictures and trying to find the knife!
Doh, Look out Andy!

[KarateKid1975]

In "sparring rules", I'd block or side-step and return the favor hehehehe. For real, I'd catch the leg, sweep your supporting leg, and finish with a palm strike while you're down hehehehe. Or I'd dodge and use a Thai style roundhouse to the knee, and maybe a backfist to the head. But I think the Thai kick is enough :D

[Silver_no2]

At which point I come in with my phaser/laser set to stun and render you all unconscious with the exception of FreeForm who I want to talk to about life after death.......

[khafra]

Having already adapted to the phaser frequency being used, I'd step forward, attempt to grab the extended wrist and disarm you, then find out to my dismay that you're a whole lot better at Aikido than I am as you reversed the attempted takedown/hold.

[Silver_no2]

HA HA...I use my pocket Death Star to detroy the entire universe....thus proving that people with weapons of mass destruction should really be in straight jackets and locked in secure units with soft walls!!!!!:Alien:

[Andy Murray]

Having anticipated the move, and called the wee white men, in the wee white van.
Silver_no2 is incarcerated for his own protection in said secure unit. Where he will stand for 20 years repeatedly mumbling " But it wasn't a Deathstar in my pocket *sniff* I really was pleased to see you"

Finding myself with space to move once more, I take up the 'lion roars' stance, and beckon for more challengers.

First on the mat is met with the exact same move Cooler uses on the front page of the map magazine.....................(check press for details)

[Silver_no2]

Having managed to escape my mental unit by posing as a coffee cup I decide that the intelligent thing to do would be to attack Andy Murray for getting me put there in the first place!!!:mad: (Thus proving that I did indeed belong there :D )

With that in mind....I come at Andy with a right hand roundhouse/haymaker type punch to the left side of his heid. Grrrr:woo:

[Freeform]

As Andy grabs me by the throat I'd grab his wrist with my right hand drop my weight and as I come up place the palm of my other hand under his elbow to apply a painful armbar that make him let me go, I then turn to find Silver (in his insane ineptitude) mistaking me for Andy and throwing his haymaker. I turn with the punch and throw him with a half-shoulder throw and land with my knee on his ribs, just in time to see andy come at me....

[Silver_no2]

While you are distracted by Andy Murray I quickly start to gnaw on your achilles heel...securing in the knowledge that if you turn to stop me Mr Murray will destroy you and if you continue to concentrate on him I will eat clean through :D

If I somehow found myself with Andy coming at me with that now infamous move I would move with surprising speed for a fat bloke and take his arm into a rather painful Waki gatame (elbow lock) using his momentum to smash his face into the pillar that I was standing next to....you gotta love the way of harmony :D

Oops...I almost forgot....would then turn round and boot FreeForm in the face where he is lying on the floor in complete agony with blood p*shing out his achilles tendon....Grrrrr

[fluffydoc]

In your moment of hesitation before you remember to kick the wounded Freeform I dive in pretending to give you a hug and instead drop you with the infamous Glasgow kiss (head butt). I then collect all the brightly coloured blobs on the floor to return Andy and Freeforms' health scores to full so they can carry on the fight.

[Silver_no2]

Ahhh...poor FluffyDoc...she seems to have forgotten in her rash decision to head butt me that I have won money through the fact that I have an extremely hard head (oooh er!) by way of head butting walls and other things. I take FluffyDoc to the side of the room where I talk her through the pros and cons of head butting while Andy Murray and FreeForm continue the fight....

(See FluffyDoc, I can take a hint :D )

[pgm316]

i'll try with an elbow strike to the temple, see if that has any effect to the highly conditioned head!

[wayofthedragon]

attack me ehh? Well I have one solution for that:woo: :eek: :Angel: :(

There, it's finnished:D

[Joseki]

may be but i'll block and dodge the shots move in at a very fast speed grab you at the ears and bite your adams apple out then spit it away and have it with chips SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS yum yum (then i wake up from my dream ahhhhhhhh)

[Freeform]

STOP!!!

We'll try and do this again shall we. The opponents will be refered to as Mr Black and Miss White (yes, I'm being PC), also we'll have no guns (wayofthedragon), knifes (Thomas Vince) or Death Stars (Silver).

Right, Mr Black throws a right cross at Miss White how does he respond.

Thanx

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Miss White is a he?

Duck under and forwards with a knife finger thrust up into the armpit.

[Freeform]

Miss White can be a he if she wants! Are you violating his/her rights? My bad, my grammer are being bad verily.

Mr Black parries the knife hand with his left hand and chambers his right for a backfist...