lets just talk i take ninjutsu and am open to questions especially from other ninja's

[ninja pimp]

lets talk you pick a subject k?

[ninja pimp]

aww come on!

[Terry Matthes]

When I think of ninjas I think of guy dressed in black stalking the helpless. How do you practice stalking?

[Melanie]

*sigh* :)

[ninja pimp]

Well not quite they were dressed differently and also dreesed as samurai or other characters of japan im shure they wernt all little quiet people but they trained diferently.
Ive not been trained some in stealth but the most important thing to know the terrain for instance if you were walkin in woods id suggest tip toeing and walking slowly on fallen thick branches or wait till it rains then the leaves wont crackle and if yu step on sticks it wont snap as loud.

[Disaster Master]

I’m not a ninja or even a regular assassin.

My question for you is; what is your favorite way to camouflage yourself in an urban environment?

[ninja pimp]

how ever its better to make a loud noise than quietly come into view.'rick tew'

[ninja pimp]

because then your exact location is revealed... Buya ; )

[ninja pimp]

ok id suggest wearing a jogging suit midnight blue instead of ninja clothes its alot more believebal and covers a lot of your body and id wear just a dark gray in daylight. Buya

[ninja pimp]

i dont really have a favorite though and if all else fail and your out in the wilderness in need of stealth... Take a mud bath.

Buya ; )

[ninja pimp]

Whats wrong Melanie tired?

[ninja pimp]

....come on anything weapons whatever or just chit chat K?.....

[ninja pimp]

g2g talk amongst your selves.

[ninja pimp]

ok im back lets talk

[47Ronin]

The best weapon in your opinion?

[ninja4u2hire]

Kasari gama may not be the best, but it's my favorite :D

[Andrew Green]

hmm...

11 out of 15 all from one person....

not very ninja like if you ask me, need to work on that invisibility :D

[47Ronin]

Haha, yeah I agree with AG. (for once)

[Nimrook]

shuriken are a blast!! but at the end of the day nothing takes your anger out quite like a good old katana and a watermelon target.

[Saz]

Ninja Pimp, in future can you

a) Make some sensible posts that actually contribute to the forum
b) Not make multiple posts in the same thread for no real purpose
c) Not reply to yourself!

If you can't do this, we'll have to find some 'other arrangements' for you.

Have a nice day

[Kanja]

^ hahaha!yo kgirl post some photos ;)

[Saz]

err.... why exactly?

[KenpoDavid]

pimpy, try the chat room!

[Kanja]

Well why not ?

[Saz]

Would you have asked for a photo if Yoda or Andy Murray had moderated this thread I wonder....

[Knight_Errant]

Look, you've all been told before. K girl does not cater to internet fetishists. Please don't bother her again as I've only just cleaned out the boot of the car from the last one...

[Kanja]

^ Man shut the **** up no 1 asked u ya weirdo

[YODA]

Look Kanja - I dunno what your beef is today but you're about one post away from a ban.

[Saz]

Originally posted by Kanja
^ Man shut the **** up no 1 asked u ya weirdo

Actually, I did. Do check these things before you start flaming.

[Kanja]

^ shut ur mouth and post some pictures :D

[Knight_Errant]

Kanja mate, why don't you be a little more like water- silent :D

[Kanja]

^ I'ma Act Water And Make You Choke :D

[YODA]

that hole you're digging just got a little deeper

[Kanja]

stop it dude i am kiddin alright?if it bothers u then just ignore my posts..

[YODA]

I can't ignore your posts - I'm admin - it's my job to rain pesticide on trolls like you.

[Saz]

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=3#mods

:rolleyes:

[Kanja]

^ lol at u puttin that crap that knight errant wrote into ur sig

[Soete-tsuki]

Ultimate Ninja Weapon = Spoon

[Cougar_v203]

NOOOO NOT THE SPOON! ANYTHING BUT THE SPOON!

[Kagebushi]

actually a spoon doesnt seemlike a bad weapon. you can jab through flesh and between ribs or the muscles pretty easily with the handle

[Cougar_v203]

still.....THE SPOON IS EVIL MAAAAAN!! ;)