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Ghost Frog
02-Feb-2007, 02:11 PM
What are your favourite BJJ quotes?

All the hours spent watching TV will be replaced by training. Instead of your good smelling girlfriend, you will be rolling around with bad smelling, sweaty men. Your ears will become deformed until they look like cauliflowers. Your fingers will become callous and your joints will hurt, your knees and ankles will never be the same again. Yet, you will be able to practice this sport jiu-jitsu and you WILL love it!
From a Brazilian advert, courtesy of http://www.indiana.edu/~iubjj/bjjfacts.htm
Ghost Frog
02-Feb-2007, 02:13 PM
When we go to the ground, you are in my world. The ground is the ocean, I am the shark, and most people don't even know how to swim. RCJ Machado
pauli
02-Feb-2007, 03:36 PM
flow with the go.
ninjaman111
03-Feb-2007, 01:54 AM
tap, nap or snap...

i think its kinda generic and has no originator
Freeform
03-Feb-2007, 08:54 AM
I like the one about Rickson Gracie, I'll probably get it wrong but....

"The World Jiu Jitsu champion now punches his opponent in the head until he admitts that Jiu Jitsu is the stongest Martial Art!" :D
Patrick_baji
03-Feb-2007, 12:10 PM
"I don't get it, I already beat him once, why does he want to fight me again? like woah buddy how many times do I have to beat you?" - Royce Gracie referring to Jason DeLucia
pauli
03-Feb-2007, 01:04 PM
I like the one about Rickson Gracie, I'll probably get it wrong but....

"The World Jiu Jitsu champion now punches his opponent in the head until he admitts that Jiu Jitsu is the stongest Martial Art!" :D
rorion, narrating rickson's beach fight:

"the gracie brother, now mounted on the man who was claiming to be the champ, will punch him until he admits that zhoo zhitsu still reigns."
Freeform
03-Feb-2007, 05:40 PM
rorion, narrating rickson's beach fight:

"the gracie brother, now mounted on the man who was claiming to be the champ, will punch him until he admits that zhoo zhitsu still reigns."


Cheers Pauli :D
slideyfoot
05-Feb-2007, 08:40 AM
Whenever BJJ fighters used to run around the ring screaming "zhoo zhitsoooo!" after knocking out their opponent. E.g., Vitor Belfort, 'Conan' Silveira and apparently Hermes Franca (though I haven't seen his fights). Yeah, BJJ is totally about the punching. :p