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Saz
13-Dec-2006, 12:39 PM
I'm taking the site offline at 14:00 to do some routine database optimisation and a clean up.

I expect the site will be down for 30-45 minutes while I carry this out.
Keikai
13-Dec-2006, 12:47 PM
I'm taking the site offline at 14:00 to do some routine database optimisation and a clean up.

I expect the site will be down for 30-45 minutes while I carry this out.


woman translation-

" i have found a screwdriver and dont know whats its for so i am going to test it out on this site as its been buggered for ages so no one will notice if its a bit more shagged!!!" :D :D :D :eek:
Sgt_Major
13-Dec-2006, 12:50 PM
"the fairy lights look crooked - I'm unplugging them, taking them to an electrician to see if they can fix them"

:p
Keikai
13-Dec-2006, 12:54 PM
i work in comms and i can say i have only ever met one woman in the IT depts of customers i see (apart from teamakers) and she is useless....... :eek:
Mei Hua
13-Dec-2006, 12:54 PM
Or;

ooopppsss, why was I just binned?
Saz
13-Dec-2006, 12:55 PM
''This is just a really elaborate ruse for me to accidentally loose Greg's account during the optimisation''

:D
Keikai
13-Dec-2006, 12:57 PM
''This is just a really elaborate ruse for me to accidentally loose Greg's account during the optimisation''

:D
just like that day when you accidentally lost your pants in my car?? :D :eek: :eek:
Saz
13-Dec-2006, 12:59 PM
i work in comms and i can say i have only ever met one woman in the IT depts of customers i see (apart from teamakers) and she is useless....... :eek:

Now now cupcake... there's a line, don't cross it. I'm a very good IT tech I'll have you know.
Incredible Bulk
13-Dec-2006, 01:01 PM
14:01 and all is well :confused: :D
Saz
13-Dec-2006, 01:39 PM
If were going to split hairs about the timing, i finished early too :p

Speaking of finishing early, that reminds me... Greg, I want those panties back :D ;)
Su lin
13-Dec-2006, 01:42 PM
Yay for Saz! :p

And yeah,I had heard that rumour about Keikai too. ;)
Sgt_Major
13-Dec-2006, 01:43 PM
{{sniggers}}

shot down in flames
Keikai
13-Dec-2006, 02:29 PM
Yay for Saz! :p

And yeah,I had heard that rumour about Keikai too. ;)

you dont think the call me whippit for my dog like features do you :eek:
Sgt_Major
13-Dec-2006, 02:39 PM
Is it cos your too skinny? and chase furry creatures?

;) :p
Anth
13-Dec-2006, 08:27 PM
Nice work Saz, working on the site while I was on my way home so I wouldnt be complaining about the site not being up :p
slipthejab
14-Dec-2006, 03:32 AM
classic thread this one. :D