my first inadvertent man-kiss

[hux]

he was in mount, went for a cross-choke. we both turned our heads the same direction and I damn near got a smooch on the way down. It was so close if he was a she and we were in high school I totally would have counted it.

Let's talk football or something. :eek:

[Moosey]

Gay

[hux]

Gay

nope, we were able to avoid eye contact. :)

[slipthejab]

ROTFLMAO!!!!

There generally isn't eye contact when people French kiss - at least not at the actually time of the kiss... but they still kiss with intense passion. That you were being mounted and casually went for a hot and slobbery mouth to mouth with another man only makes this all the more sordid. :p

Let's look at the fact:

A) mounted by another man

B) lip contact

which leads us to the only possible conclusion...

C) undeniably gay

end of story.

[bcullen]

No tongue, no foul. Er...wait your first inadvertant man-kiss, you mean there where others? :o Uh, nevermind.

So, how about that Eagles game last night?

[Sgt_Major]

Gay --- end of. :D

[Moosey]

A quick scan should confirm it...

[Ular Sawa]

It does rather support the arguement made on a sit-com last year or so that BJJ is the gayest martial art there is. But it's like you said, he had already mounted you...

[g-bells]

sounds gay to me :eek: :)

[Sgt_Major]

Its the kind of situation your mother or father always warned you about .... never let him mount you, or its teen pregnancy next!

[bcullen]

It's ok, Hux. They even make special magazines to help you. :D

[hux]

LOL yall ain't right man :love:

[CosmicFish]

Send him a bunch of flowers. That'll ensure he doesn't do it again. ;)

[adouglasmhor]

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070113/supergay.gifhttp://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070113/supergay.gifhttp://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070113/supergay.gif

[Lily]

hux - its okay, its no big deal really to kiss men :)

Just go and kiss some girls and you'll feel fine in no time. But you are the sum of your experiences and you can never wipe this memory out. Just get your story straight and stop replaying the moment in your mind, its not health :D

[Mei Hua]

Just accept that BJJ is probably the gayest MA/Sport around, having dude's inside your guard, hugging sweaty guys, groping, rolling, mounting...

As soon as you're done, shag the hottest chick you can find to make up for that momentary lapse of gayness(not that there's anything wrong with that) :D

[adouglasmhor]

Hux you might want to post on this thread.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=57101&page=1&pp=15

[Kogusoku]

BJJ TEH GAY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzdT-kerHac)

Settles it IMHO! :D

[Yatezy]

Haha this thread is awesome! Its making me think about changing my MA tho, thinking about it rolling round with a sweaty dude isnt the best hobby!

[Mei Hua]

Haha this thread is awesome! Its making me think about changing my MA tho, thinking about it rolling round with a sweaty dude isnt the best hobby!

I do BJJ as well, just don't think about it, like most uncomfortable things, it'll be over shortly

[bcullen]

*shudders* This thread brought back bad memories of trying to escape a triangle choke. :eek: :eek:


P.S. Now you're cursed too, next time you're in a triangle you will think of this post and... :eek: . :D

[Kogusoku]

*shudders* This thread brought back bad memories of trying to escape a triangle choke. :eek: :eek:


P.S. Now you're cursed too, next time you're in a triangle you will think of this post and... :eek: . :D

Please note that having a nosh is not in the BJ-J syllabus. :D

[Oversoul]

How do you know it was inadvertent for the other guy as well?

[hux]

How do you know it was inadvertent for the other guy as well?

let's not think that way. :)

[bcullen]

let's not think that way. :)

I know it's hard but if you don't help us he's going to do it to other unsuspecting victims. Now hux, can you point to where the bad man touched you? :D

[succubus]

i'm absent for a while and get back to some serious boy on boy action.

*hot*

please, continue. :love:

[Kogusoku]

How do you know it was inadvertent for the other guy as well?

*Throws up in mouth*

[Dr NinjaBellydance]

So, hux, you got any pictures?! ;)

[RheeTKD]

Ok this thread changed my mind about BJJ completely :eek: I don't think that I'll ever consider taking up BJJ again :p

[slipthejab]

Poor huxtable. :p

[Moosey]

Poor huxtable. :p
Sympathy is gay

[Mei Hua]

So is BJJ(and I do it)

[Moosey]

Superman knows teh real BJJ!

[Kogusoku]

Oh God, now that is just wrong!

BTW Moosey. Like the quote in your signature. ;)

[slipthejab]

Superman knows teh real BJJ!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Now THAT is pure comedy gold.
Wrong on so many levels.

[Kogusoku]

I can just see the speech balloon : "Don't bite the pillow until I get my hooks in!" :eek:

*Throws up again*

[Moosey]

Sadly Batman's heart just isn't in it

[jwt]

I've seen the superman cover before but the Batman one is new to me. Looks like Superman wasn't the all American hero we thought - perhaps he should work in a seminary? :Angel:

Moosey - maybe you should put a new caption to some of the pics of the late Jason Todd from 'A Death in the Family"? :eek:

[Moosey]

Thanks to the wonders of the internet, there's a whole website dedicated to this kinda thing :D

http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/1.html

[Kogusoku]

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/01062288700469.gif

http://www.superdickery.com/images/seduction/24038627564241.gif

My childhood is ruined!!!

I never knew that some of the old issues were so http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-8/1070113/supergay.gif

[hux]

So, hux, you got any pictures?! ;)

not for free I don't!

:love: