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homer_simps1
27-Sep-2006, 08:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzdT-kerHac

I saw this video on YouTube and thought it was pretty funny.
CraigUsher
27-Sep-2006, 09:16 PM
haha that was quite funny
firecoins
27-Sep-2006, 09:18 PM
Thats been posted before.
TheMightyMcClaw
27-Sep-2006, 09:28 PM
I like the concept (woman thinks her boyfriend is gay because he does BJJ), but it would've been funnier if they had written real dialogue, instead of just "man, that's the gayest display of gay gayness I ever gay saw". The word loses its humor value QUICKLY with too much repetition.
aikiMac
27-Sep-2006, 09:51 PM
Thats been posted before.
Ya, but KC thought it was funny. :D And the link in the old thread was taken away.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showpost.php?p=741144&postcount=7
TheDarkJester
28-Sep-2006, 03:54 AM
Best part is when the dude with the fro and the arab both spark their lighters...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Flamers... :D
slipthejab
28-Sep-2006, 05:56 AM
That's still funny after all this time. For soooo many reasons.
The look on the girls face when she trys to show up the guy by saying what her boyfriend does... and his incredulous look as he laughs her off the planet because of BJJ's gayness. :D

We watched it a couple dozen times at my BJJ class. :D
We were t3h Gh@y.
piratebrido
28-Sep-2006, 06:15 AM
Haha, good stuff.

I have been told it is only gay if you look the other person in the eyes.
slipthejab
28-Sep-2006, 06:16 AM
Now that is GHAY!!! :p

That's why I armbar with my eyes closed!
TheDarkJester
28-Sep-2006, 12:42 PM
You didn't gyrate your hips while the other guy had you in his guard right? ;)

*wiggle wiggle*
slipthejab
28-Sep-2006, 12:56 PM
I guess you're busted if you sigh deeply before submitting. :D
TheDarkJester
28-Sep-2006, 01:40 PM
I don't suppose you could ride that armbar a little further up my back could you? ;)

*sparks lighter* Flllllaaamer :D
homer_simps1
28-Sep-2006, 08:13 PM
Best part is when the dude with the fro and the arab both spark their lighters...


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA Flamers... :D
Or how they play YMCA as the background music.LOL.
hux
04-Oct-2006, 03:45 PM
Don't make eye contact

Don't allow nut to nut contact

Men are allowed to touch if they're trying to hurt each other
bcullen
04-Oct-2006, 04:39 PM
Men are allowed to touch if they're trying to hurt each other

Nope, sorry, you won't save any face on that one:

So you like rough? Wrrraow, tiger! :p
hux
04-Oct-2006, 05:10 PM
Nope, sorry, you won't save any face on that one:

So you like rough? Wrrraow, tiger! :p

Baaaahahahahhaha ok - kill, kill each other. Yea.

Men are allowed to touch if they're trying to kill or maim each other.

:love:
bcullen
04-Oct-2006, 05:19 PM
Baaaahahahahhaha ok - kill, kill each other. Yea.

Men are allowed to touch if they're trying to kill or maim each other.

:love:

Bwhahahahaha!

I'd like to fight, however, it has to be to the death or people will think well, you know. New man law, if you don't fight to the death, you're gay. :eek: :D
Davey Bones
04-Oct-2006, 07:57 PM
Bwhahahahaha!

I'd like to fight, however, it has to be to the death or people will think well, you know. New man law, if you don't fight to the death, you're gay. :eek: :D

I am going to bitchsmack all of you and run away laughing as I make you all gay.

(And for the record... I *wish* I could roll with Victor Webster... *sigh*)
bcullen
04-Oct-2006, 08:05 PM
I am going to bitchsmack all of you and run away laughing as I make you all gay.

(And for the record... I *wish* I could roll with Victor Webster... *sigh*)

LOL! Well this leaves me with an awful dilema; I have a Jujutsu class tonight so it looks like I'm going to have to pick a bride before we start rolling.

Hey slip, whatcha doin tonight, hun? :D
TheDarkJester
04-Oct-2006, 08:14 PM
getting the KY ready... ;)
Davey Bones
04-Oct-2006, 08:19 PM
You can keep that to yourself, Mister. :p
Sever
04-Oct-2006, 09:08 PM
Word on the street is that you lot have watched Spiderman (http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/) more than once :D
Moosey
04-Oct-2006, 09:36 PM
This is the word on the street: http://www.bjj-universe.net (http://www.yourallgay.com/)
Sever
04-Oct-2006, 09:39 PM
This is the word on the street: http://www.bjj-universe.net (http://www.yourallgay.com/)That's your homepage, isn't it? :D
Moosey
04-Oct-2006, 09:41 PM
That's your homepage, isn't it? :D
This being a family site, I can't get away with any other prank links apart from "I love horses" and "your all gay" - so they do get a bit over-used! :D

If you find any other good ones let me know! :D
Alexander
04-Oct-2006, 11:17 PM
I've just started the old BJJ. So I am officially OUT.

[post edited due to comment below]
aikiMac
04-Oct-2006, 11:47 PM
Okay, that one ^^^ is skirting too close to the TOS. Let's back off a bit, please. This is a family site, remember. Some of us are underage.
Cloud9
05-Oct-2006, 12:23 AM
ROFL - I missed it the first time so I'm glad it was reposted.

I must admit, of all the gay acquaintances and friends that I had in NY (which had absolutely no interest in martial arts back in the '80s and '90s) they're all doing BJJ now.
hux
18-Oct-2006, 03:10 AM
I was just explaining to my preteen daughter why I have rug burns on my knees after "rolling around in the floor with big sweaty dudes" and remembered this thread.

:) I gotta get some knee wraps. Yikes.
firecoins
26-Dec-2006, 06:41 AM
BJJ is definitely not for vegetables!!!
wudangfajing
02-Jan-2007, 04:42 PM
That explains the look that alot of the fighters in Ultimate fighting are giving each other. It looks like they are very much stareing not just looking.
Lily
02-Jan-2007, 09:39 PM
Yay! This topic is back up! :D

Well something that really annoyed me this weekend was when a family friend found out I did JJJ. She said, oh I know a guy who does JJ and she told me his name. I knew who he was and told her he does BJJ. She said 'No, he does the real Jujitsu, that's what he told me'. :bang: :woo:
Ghost Frog
03-Jan-2007, 07:52 AM
Yay! This topic is back up! :D

Well something that really annoyed me this weekend was when a family friend found out I did JJJ. She said, oh I know a guy who does JJ and she told me his name. I knew who he was and told her he does BJJ. She said 'No, he does the real Jujitsu, that's what he told me'. :bang: :woo:
Woah!! Wrong forum. Don't come in BJJ looking for sympathy!! :woo:

You'll be doing teh BJJ in three years' time, just like everyone does... :D
Atharel
03-Jan-2007, 02:56 PM
Yay! This topic is back up! :D

Well something that really annoyed me this weekend was when a family friend found out I did JJJ. She said, oh I know a guy who does JJ and she told me his name. I knew who he was and told her he does BJJ. She said 'No, he does the real Jujitsu, that's what he told me'. :bang: :woo:

Right!


...What's the problem here? :Angel:
Lily
04-Jan-2007, 01:10 AM
Hahahaha Ghost Frog - I actually did try out 2 BJJ classes two months ago and am planning to make time to fit in a casual class or two every fortnight.

I think its great, just that the BJJ'er (well known in Australia) should just get his facts right :)

Atharel - I never understood the term BJJ nuthugger before :P (kidding!)
Ghost Frog
04-Jan-2007, 07:03 AM
Hahahaha Ghost Frog - I actually did try out 2 BJJ classes two months ago and am planning to make time to fit in a casual class or two every fortnight.

Mwahahahahaaaa!! Your passage to the darkside is almost complete. :D
Lily
04-Jan-2007, 08:32 PM
The guys were pretty damn hot in the school as well. Wait, that has nothing to do with it.

I'll never be a full convert to BJJ, JJJ is my poison (weapons, throws, strikes, sparring). None of that in BJJ...
Ghost Frog
05-Jan-2007, 07:07 AM
I'll never be a full convert to BJJ, JJJ is my poison (weapons, throws, strikes, sparring). None of that in BJJ...
Apart from the throws, strikes and sparring, that is. ;)