Confucius says

[Saz]

Confucius says...

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

Man who stands on toilet get high on pot.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

doh

doh

doh

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

People who lives in glass houses should change clothes in basement.

[gaz shaw]

Nice

[jujitsuka07]

Confucius say: "Man who stand on dandelion is high on weed".

[Athleng Nordic]

I like the one about the husband. Right nice. :rolleyes: :D

[GeeniusAtWurk]

doh

[rtkd-badger]

doh

[Kwajman]

Don't stop now guys!

[pinkpsycho]

LOL those are awesome :D :love:

[Brunstick]

hmmm, here's one.


man who sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger


-nico-

[Jester]

"If man walk through airport turnstyle sideways, he going to Bangkok?"

"Man who fart in church, sit in own pew?"

:D

[kano junior]

"If man walk through airport turnstyle sideways, he going to Bangkok?"





took me a little while but then..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[shaolin_hendrix]

Confucius says:
there are 5 great relationships
all should work for social harmony
sayings, such as "one who knows nothing doubts nothing."

[Socrastein]

doh
doh
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

[akitaka]

"He who eat crackers in bed have crummy sleep."

[Songi]

man where do you guys keep getting all these. now if only i could find murry's laws.

[Brunstick]

i have another one,

doh

:p



-nico-

[TigerAnsTKDLove]

haha those were funny.. i like the toilet one and the others were pretty good too :cool:

[rtkd-badger]

doh

[TigerAnsTKDLove]

LOL enjoyed the doh one LMAO nice :rolleyes:

[hapkido_guy]

doh

doh

Woman runs faster with skirt up than man with pants down... :woo:

[rtkd-badger]

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn :eek:

[jujitsuka07]

Confucius say: "Man who sleep on train tracks have split personality."
Confucius also say: "Man who sleep on highway get run-down feeling."

[ambiance]

Man who eats photo of father, soon spitting-image of father

[g-bells]

confucius say healthy dog =good tasting dog

[jujitsuka07]

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Confucius also say:

"Man who run behind little dog get little pooped.
But Man who run behind big dog get mighty pooped."