Live Nude Cake Chat - With Slip And Chimp On Now

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All Cake!
All The Time!

[slipthejab]

That's right people... a monkey and a man talking about cakes with nothing on.
Not one shred of frosting, chocolate coating or sugar sprinkle.
This is all about cakes in the raw...

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?!

[Chimpcheng]

Come to cake chat and talk about cakes close to your heart.

http://www.realfooddirect.co.uk/images/products/big/jl-battenburg.jpg

[saru1968]

Damn i'm hungry now!

:-)

[Chimpcheng]

Damn i'm hungry now!

Don't worry, cake chat is on just about every night from 7pm BST. Here's a small sample of what you missed in cake chat last night:

[slips]: I like cake.
[chimps]: Yeah me too.

How could you possibly resist?

http://www.bettycrocker.com/images/beautyshots/r12559fp.jpg

[slipthejab]

To be honest...

The small sampling of the CAKE CHAT that Chimp has posted here is tame by comparison to the ribald banter that endears us so to CAKE CHAT.

Don't miss it folks...

IT'S ALL CAKE ALL THE TIME....

IF OUR CAKES WERE ANYMORE NUDE THEY'D HAVE TO HAVE NO SKIN!

:eek:

[pgm316]

That's right people... a monkey and a man talking about cakes with nothing on.
Not one shred of frosting, chocolate coating or sugar sprinkle.
This is all about cakes in the raw...

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?!

Hows this filthy great Slab of cake.....

http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/dump%20cake.JPG

Glad you had the guts to do it Slip, theres a lot of people on this site that love a bit of CAKE.

[Chimpcheng]

The small sampling of the CAKE CHAT that Chimp has posted here is tame by comparison to the ribald banter that endears us so to CAKE CHAT.

I couldn't possibly have posted any of the main body of cake chat otherwise why would people come into cake chat if they coulf just read it here? :confused: It was just a little taster of the kinds of chats about cake that you could be engaged in if you come into chat... :o

[AuntiePink]

You lot are bad... you know I'm on a diet :(

[Johnno]

Hows this filthy great Slab of cake.....

http://www.supereggplant.com/archives/dump%20cake.JPG

Glad you had the guts to do it Slip, theres a lot of people on this site that love a bit of CAKE.pgm316,

That's not cake - that looks like a crumble! (Possibly raspberry or blackcurrant, it's a little hard to tell from the photo.)

I believe we have unmasked an imposter! :eek:

[Chimpcheng]

That's not cake - that looks like a crumble! (Possibly raspberry or blackcurrant, it's a little hard to tell from the photo.)

This is exactly the sorts of things we can discuss in cake chat. Cake philosophy... When is a cake not a cake? What is the sound of one cake being eaten? If a cake fell over in the fridge and noone was around would it make a noise?

Exellent, cake chat don't forget, most nights from about 7pm BST till late

*Note: Do not take part in more than one chat per 24 hour period, please seek medical advice if you take more chat than intended or if it comes into contact with your eyes, always read the label.

[pgm316]

pgm316,

That's not cake - that looks like a crumble! (Possibly raspberry or blackcurrant, it's a little hard to tell from the photo.)

I believe we have unmasked an imposter! :eek:

How dare you!

Come waltzing in here naked questioning the lineage of my CAKE!!!

:woo:

[Johnno]

This is exactly the sorts of things we can discuss in cake chat. Cake philosophy... When is a cake not a cake? What is the sound of one cake being eaten? If a cake fell over in the fridge and noone was around would it make a noise?

Exellent, cake chat don't forget, most nights from about 7pm BST till late

*Note: Do not take part in more than one chat per 24 hour period, please seek medical advice if you take more chat than intended or if it comes into contact with your eyes, always read the label.Sounds good!

Most evening at seven I'm busy catching up with the latest on one of my favourite 'savoury snacks' forums, but I will try to tear myself away for a visit to the MAP Cake Chat extravaganza some time soon.

[Johnno]

Hoe dare you!

Come waltzing in here naked questioning the lineage of my CAKE!!!

:woo:Mate, I love a good crumble as much as the next naked man, but the fact is: cake it ain't.

PS: apricot crumble is my favourite. With custard. If you can make a good apricot crumble then I'll marry you. :love:

[pgm316]

Mate, I love a good crumble as much as the next naked man, but the fact is: cake it ain't.

PS: apricot crumble is my favourite. With custard. If you can make a good apricot crumble then I'll marry you. :love:

I could puke my chippy dinner I'm so enraged, I think the cake mods will have to come and clean this thread up!!!

ps yes my apricot crumble is to die for!!!

:love:

[Johnno]

I could puke my chippy dinner I'm so enraged, I think the cake mods will have to come and clean this thread up!!!Cake mods, eh? I knew they would find a role for Slip somehow! :D


ps yes my apricot crumble is to die for!!!

:love:MARRY ME PGM316!!!!! :love:

[wrydolphin]

Man! All I can make is apricot flan with caramel sauce. :eek:


How can I compeat? :cry:

[Johnno]

Man! All I can make is apricot flan with caramel sauce. :eek:


How can I compeat? :cry:Mmmm.... apricot flan sounds nice.

Not sure about the caramel sauce though. Substitute a nice jug of custard and pgm might just have a rival for my affections! (Not that I'm fickle or anything. ;) )

[wrydolphin]

Flan is a custard if I am not mistaken. :D

[AuntiePink]

pgm316,

That's not cake - that looks like a crumble!

It certainly made me... ;)

[saru1968]

it made you wink?

:-)

[Gary]

Woohoo cake! This post took me a month to write!

[Athleng Nordic]

You lot are bad... you know I'm on a diet :(

Oh come on now. You surely can handle one little bite. ;)

[Chimpcheng]

How dare you!

Come waltzing in here naked questioning the lineage of my CAKE!!!

:woo:

Erm, before we continue, I must stress that the nakedness refers to the cake not the chatters... :o

[slipthejab]

Chimpy is that frosting on your trousers or are you happy to see me?
:D

[Chimpcheng]

Chimpy is that frosting on your trousers or are you happy to see me?

Actually it's strawberry cheesecake. :o

Anyway, here are some cake facts, courtesy of Wikipedia, for all you cake lovers out there:

# The most expensive cake ever made was the Diamond Fruit Cake, a Christmas cake studded with 223 diamonds and put on sale for $1.7 million dollars in Tokyo in 2005.
# The world's biggest ever cake was made in Alabama in 1989, and weighed 58 tons, including 7.35 tons of icing. The world's largest gingerbread man was a puny 168kg by comparison.

[slipthejab]

damn...
chimp is unflappable. :p

[Johnno]

Flan is a custard if I am not mistaken. :DNot in these parts it isn't! :D

But whatever you call it, that pud looks nice! :)

BTW, I can't select the CHAT option. :cry: Is it currently unavailable? :confused:

[Chimpcheng]

BTW, I can't select the CHAT option. :cry: Is it currently unavailable? :confused:

Save this link to your bookmarks:

http://martialartsplanet.com/forums/chat/flashchat.php

[Johnno]

Save this link to your bookmarks:

http://martialartsplanet.com/forums/chat/flashchat.php
Cheers Chimpy!!!

What has changed? :confused:

[Chimpcheng]

I think it's some glitch, it happened to me and all I did was save the chat URL to my bookmarks and it's all good.

[Johnno]

I think it's some glitch, it happened to me and all I did was save the chat URL to my bookmarks and it's all good.OK.

Cheers!

[AuntiePink]

it made you wink?

:-)

No, I had something in my eye. The cake made me crumble :love:

[Davey Bones]

I think it's some glitch, it happened to me and all I did was save the chat URL to my bookmarks and it's all good.

Something weird happened when the coding for the supporting members tags were entered. Maybe if we give Saz enough cake we can get it fixed :love:

[saru1968]

No, I had something in my eye. :love:


please too early for an image like that in my head.. and if i follow that line of thought you are no longer wearing a long flowing dress but rather tight PVC with a whip and a pair of handcuffs

:-)

Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me!

LOL

:yeleyes:

[Chimpcheng]

Something weird happened when the coding for the supporting members tags were entered. Maybe if we give Saz enough cake we can get it fixed :love:

There's cake for all. :D

[Saz]

I've got angel cake in the chat...

WHO WANTS SOME! :D

[saru1968]

WHO WANTS SOME! :D


hmm sound interesting! apart from meringues which just are not cakes
:-)

[adouglasmhor]

Flan is a custard if I am not mistaken. :D

What you call flan we call creme caramel and it is a custard, or flan has a crust, or sponge base, can be sweet like a strawberyy flan or savoury like a cheese and egg flan ( which is like a quiche but straight men can eat it too).

here is a tarte tatin which is a very nice kind of apple flan
http://www.turkishlanguage.co.uk/tt_files/tarte3g.gif

and here is a creme caramel for comparison

http://www.dcthomson.co.uk/mags/post/magazine/images2005/dec05/food_dec05_orange_creme_caramel.jpg

And we say flan with an "ah" sound I have heard Americans say it like "flon" (but I dont think they nescecarily all say it like that"

[pgm316]

No, I had something in my eye. The cake made me crumble :love:

Go on, you know you want it ;)

[saru1968]

I often wonder what is the difference between a cheese and onion flan and a cheese and onion quiche?

:-)

[adouglasmhor]

I often wonder what is the difference between a cheese and onion flan and a cheese and onion quiche?

:-)

real men don't eat quiche :rolleyes:

[Saz]

In the UK, a flan has a sweet base, and a quiche is a pastry base, usually with an egg and cheese filling.

[adouglasmhor]

No you get cheese and onion flan with a pastry base or ham and egg flan with a pastry base. you do get sweet pastry or sponge bases on sweet flan. I have the assistance of a chef here.

[Saz]

I hate both flan and quiche, so it makes no difference to me :D

[adouglasmhor]

I only like it made with tofu, baked egg is vile in the extreme.

[AuntiePink]

Of all the interesting, helpful, encouraging and generally intelligent martial arts type posts you've done, this...

Go on, you know you want it ;)

was your 5000th! :eek: ;)

And you're right I do but I daren't break down now, I'm so close to conquering the sugar demon! Must... resist...

[Songi]

wow. i'm kinda scared by this...

[Shrukin89]

lol I think it well worth the craving for some chocolate cake. Anybody wanna piece of mine? I saved some whipped cream ;)

[pgm316]

Of all the interesting, helpful, encouraging and generally intelligent martial arts type posts you've done, this...



was your 5000th! :eek: ;)

And you're right I do but I daren't break down now, I'm so close to conquering the sugar demon! Must... resist...

Didn't realise it was my 5,000th post! Guess I should have come up with something a touch more interesting :D

[Johnno]

Didn't realise it was my 5,000th post! Guess I should have come up with something a touch more interesting :DIs there anything more interesting than cake?

Maybe pie?

Mmmm...... pie....... :love:

Congratulations pgm316!!! :)

[AuntiePink]

Didn't realise it was my 5,000th post! Guess I should have come up with something a touch more interesting :D

I never said it wasn't interesting... ;)

[pgm316]

Is there anything more interesting than cake?

Maybe pie?

Mmmm...... pie....... :love:

Congratulations pgm316!!! :)


I never said it wasn't interesting... ;)

Bless you both! :love: Want to smother you both in cake ;)

[Johnno]

Bless you both! :love: Want to smother you both in cake ;)Gerroff!!!

Actually, I'd like to smother Auntie Pink in cake..... ;)

[AuntiePink]

If you weren't already elite I could have offered you both the opportunity in the private forum to encourage you to support MAP

*sigh* too late now... ;)

[Johnno]

If you weren't already elite I could have offered you both the opportunity in the private forum to encourage you to support MAP

*sigh* too late now... ;):cry:

Even eliteness is no guarantee of happiness... :cry:

[Chimpcheng]

Is there anything more interesting than cake?

Maybe pie?

I'm sorry, this thread has gone horribly wrong here. Take your pie chat to Bullshido (unless we are talking steak and kidney pudding and NOT pie with chips and gravy...) :D

[Johnno]

I'm sorry, this thread has gone horribly wrong here. Take your pie chat to Bullshido (unless we are talking steak and kidney pudding and NOT pie with chips and gravy...) :DYou can't beat a good steak and kidney pud! :love:

But are fruit pies allowed in a cake thread? How about a nice apple pie with custard / cream / vanilla ice cream?

[iamraisen]

sod you all, im eating quiche :yeleyes:

[Johnno]

sod you all, im eating quiche :yeleyes:Or flan, as we call it in England. ;) :D

[iamraisen]

Or flan, as we call it in England. ;) :D

quiche is savoury. flan is sweet. surely?

[adouglasmhor]

I have never had a sweet cheese and bacon flan or a cheese and onion flan.

[pgm316]

quiche is savoury. flan is sweet. surely?

Sounds like you know your egg based products! ;)

Heres a nice Firday cake for us all

http://www.vitalita.com/foodpicts/rice-pudding.jpg

:)

[Johnno]

quiche is savoury. flan is sweet. surely?I've never encountered a sweet flan in my life, but if other people are prepared to solemnly swear that they have encountered such strange and wonderous delicacies, then I will be willing to concede that they do indeed exist.

[slipthejab]

Wow!
Really?! Never had a sweet flan?

I thought that's pretty much the only kind that existed. The Leche Flan of most latin countries is brilliant. Basically an egg custard set in a cup that has a bit of carmelized sugar tipped into it. Though there are many, many regional variations.
In Italy it's known as the Crema Caramella and in France it'd be a Creme Renversee.

The one we do in Asia quite often is make with coconut milk in place of the regular milk. Tasty tasty.

Here's a pic a sweet flan. Very similar to a creme brulee - it's practically the national dish of the Philipines because of the Spanish.

[adouglasmhor]

Wow!
Really?! Never had a sweet flan?

I thought that's pretty much the only kind that existed. The Leche Flan of most latin countries is brilliant. Basically an egg custard set in a cup that has a bit of carmelized sugar tipped into it. Though there are many, many regional variations.
In Italy it's known as the Crema Caramella and in France it'd be a Creme Renversee.

The one we do in Asia quite often is make with coconut milk in place of the regular milk. Tasty tasty.

Here's a pic a sweet flan. Very similar to a creme brulee - it's practically the national dish of the Philipines because of the Spanish.
But in British English that is not a flan only in US English, it looks more like a creme caramel or as you say a creme brulee. I have said this before in the thread pay attaention eat some cake your concentration is sliping.

[Gary]

[slipthejab] 6:37 pm: CAKE CHAT SO NUDE IT'S CAKE WITHOUT SKIN!
[Chimpcheng] 6:38 pm: cake without frosting

[MadMonk108]

MadMonk in the house to rep.

[slipthejab]

But in British English that is not a flan only in US English, it looks more like a creme caramel or as you say a creme brulee. I have said this before in the thread pay attaention eat some cake your concentration is sliping.

Interesting.

I've no doubt the British English word comes from the original French word that comes from Old French and prior to that Latin. In addition the Spanish, Tagalog, Portugese generally consider a flan to be sweet as opposed to savory - though there are savory flans out there usually in French Provencal cuisine.

The general definition of flan is one that is sweet and not savory.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flan

Generally when a flan migrates towards the savory and away from sweet it becomes quiche. :D


oops... silly me... I've been paying to much attention. :p

[neb]

Whoever posts next is a weiner boy!

[Saz]

Unlucky for you I just read what you wrote in there.

Consider yourself binned for 3 days.

[neb]

*dances*

[Saz]

Bye Neb

[slipthejab]

Nice one Saz. :D


Ok I'm up for CAKE CHAT... but at the moment I am reduced to whole wheat sourdough with a bit of Dijon mustard. :D

[Athleng Nordic]

Nice one Saz. :D


Ok I'm up for CAKE CHAT... but at the moment I am reduced to whole wheat sourdough with a bit of Dijon mustard. :D

If only you had a bit of turkey and tomatoe. :)

[slipthejab]

sigh... tell me about it

[Athleng Nordic]

sigh... tell me about it

Well you take the bread and put a dolop or two of the dijon on it. Then add the turkey and the tomatoe. Put the two sides together and enjoy. Add in some lemonade and you're set for a tasty lunch.

[slipthejab]

ha haha ha


damn you. :D

[Shrukin89]

Well you take the bread and put a dolop or two of the dijon on it. Then add the turkey and the tomatoe. Put the two sides together and enjoy. Add in some lemonade and you're set for a tasty lunch.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?

http://www.briansherrill.com/images/sandwich.jpg

[slipthejab]

shru what are you up to?!?!

Don't go posting shots of blokes with their mouth gaping wide open and a thumbs up sign. People may get the wrong idea. :p

[Alansmurf]

ark !!!

[slipthejab]

ROTFLMAO!!!! :D

[Athleng Nordic]

Lmao!!! :d:d:d

[Shrukin89]

shru what are you up to?!?!

Don't go posting shots of blokes with their mouth gaping wide open and a thumbs up sign. People may get the wrong idea. :p

So damn good, and i'm getting greasy fingers right about....... Now

[Sparkle]

The originals of this chat may not be here, but we're all getting naked and Lily is making some mean marble cake!

[Lily]

Hey! There may or may not be nudity happening but the marble cake is coming (its burnt)

[LilBunnyRabbit]

We're trying to lynch Aegis again, come play!

[gungfu4u3taichi]

your sweet..may the force be with you...