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BendzR
21-Apr-2006, 09:40 AM
Even though many of us in here are arguing about important philosophical/religious issues on a daily bases, I think we can all agree that this is... well.. rather interesting. lol.

What the ? (http://cgi.ebay.com/A-LECTURE-JESUS-APPEARED-TO-ME-I-WILL-SPEAK-IN-PUBLIC_W0QQitemZ9509676983QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem)
saru1968
21-Apr-2006, 10:06 AM
THE PRECISE LOCATION OF HEAVEN: When we die we will become stars... Literally stars! Jesus Christ is our Earth's sun. That is why we are His... Because we come on one of His planets. When we die and become stars we, too, will be blessed by wonderful special planets which orbit us and bring us great happiness. God the Creator is also a star... The first and the greatest. Two thousand years ago Jesus said "I am the Light of the World." Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun and that when we die, we will become stars too.

I think somehow people would notice some thousands of new stars appearing every year.

:-)
wrydolphin
21-Apr-2006, 11:39 AM
Hah! Everyone knows the answer to the meaning life and everything is 42.

Now then, anyone have the question?
BendzR
21-Apr-2006, 12:22 PM
The cure to cancer is classic. Don't eat yourself because cancer is formed from when DNA gets into your cells... Hmm sorta like it is already there ? Oh dear..
Nomadwanders
21-Apr-2006, 03:35 PM
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Hope nobody else outbids me!!!
thepunisher
21-Apr-2006, 03:39 PM
The 56 positive ppl that left comments must have been the most naive ppl ever seen on the internet. Can't believe someone would pay a dime for that BS ! :eek:

Christian
Poop-Loops
21-Apr-2006, 11:54 PM
Everybody knows the cure for cancer: Chuck Norris' tears. The hard part is getting him to cry. And by hard, I mean impossible.
Wali
23-Apr-2006, 02:59 PM
Check out the latest bid ammount... lol
Strafio
23-Apr-2006, 03:45 PM
So when I bite my lip I am consuming my flesh...

When I read it, the whole thing came across as a blatant spoof to me.
Sounds like the guy's mocking self-proclaimed prophets rather than trying to be one. :)
Thelistmaker
23-Apr-2006, 06:29 PM
"Jesus now wants us to understand that this means He is the Sun"

:confused: I thought Christianity evolved from sun worship...so humanity has been going the wrong way all these years :cry:
Thelistmaker
23-Apr-2006, 06:39 PM
This ebay guy is even better than http://cosmicfighting.741.com/

check out their art form section :D