An Orgy!

[NaughtyKnight]

Thats right, there is an orgy in chat. Come quick!

[succubus]

what he said. :D

[Sgt_Major]

I want a refund, under trades description act - 4 guys and a mod does not = an orgy!

:p

[Ragnarok2005]

It was great. I loved it.

:D

[Alansmurf]

I want a refund, under trades description act - 4 guys and a mod does not = an orgy!

:p

Too true ....skipper ....Knight has been warned re his mis use of the word .....he has promised to abstain from false advertising in the future !!!! :D

[Sgt_Major]

Too true ....skipper ....Knight has been warned re his mis use of the word .....he has promised to abstain from false advertising in the future !!!! :D

This is a satisfactory outcome for my party

[adouglasmhor]

Thats right, there is an orgy in chat. Come quick!

You wont get women at an orgy if you use the parse come quick :rolleyes:


what he said. :D
I only went because I was promised you were there.

[NaughtyKnight]

There are some dirty dirty people on map :D. People (mostly men) were coming in (not a pun) every 5 seconds. :D

[saru1968]

you sure the 'in' was needed?

:-)

[MAnewbie]

What...another orgy in chat right now? Come quick before it ends.

[MAnewbie]

Yet another attempted orgy in chat. You can't have an orgy with one person, so come to chat room everyone.

[succubus]

I only went because I was promised you were there.
i was there, albeit slightly late cuz my computer crashed. :p

there's another one planned today at 12:28 GMT. ^_^

although it would be nice if there were more girls. one girl and six guys is a bit much for me.

[NaughtyKnight]

Ah, im sure you can handle it :D.

[succubus]

but. but. but. i want girls. why can't i have girls?

*sniff*

[NaughtyKnight]

Well ladies of MAP, are you going to answer her question?!?! Get your collective asses in chat! :woo:

[succubus]

yay!

[NaughtyKnight]

Its settled. 10pm Australian time! (if there aint anything intresting on tv that is ;))

[succubus]

so therefore:

Addis Ababa Thu 3:00 PM Halifax * Thu 9:00 AM New Delhi Thu 5:30 PM
Adelaide Thu 9:30 PM .........Hanoi Thu 7:00 PM .........New Orleans * Thu 7:00 AM
Aden Thu 3:00 PM .............Harare Thu 2:00 PM........ New York * Thu 8:00 AM
Algiers Thu 1:00 PM ...........Havana * Thu 8:00 AM ....Odesa * Thu 3:00 PM
Amman * Thu 3:00 PM .......Helsinki * Thu 3:00 PM .....Oslo * Thu 2:00 PM
Amsterdam * Thu 2:00 PM ..Hong Kong Thu 8:00 PM ...Ottawa * Thu 8:00 AM
Anadyr * Fri 1:00 AM .........Honolulu Thu 2:00 AM ......Paris * Thu 2:00 PM
Anchorage * Thu 4:00 AM ..Houston * Thu 7:00 AM ....Perth Thu 8:00 PM
Ankara * Thu 3:00 PM .......Indianapolis * Thu 8:00 AM Philadelphia * Thu 8:00 AM
Antananarivo Thu 3:00 PM .Islamabad Thu 5:00 PM .....Phoenix Thu 5:00 AM
Asuncion Thu 8:00 AM .......Istanbul * Thu 3:00 PM ....Prague * Thu 2:00 PM
Athens * Thu 3:00 PM .......Jakarta Thu 7:00 PM ........Reykjavik Thu 12:00 Noon
Atlanta * Thu 8:00 AM ......Jerusalem * Thu 3:00 PM ..Rio de Janeiro Thu 9:00 AM
Auckland Fri 12:00 ...........Johannesburg Thu 2:00 PM Riyadh Thu 3:00 PM
Baghdad * Thu 4:00 PM .....Kabul Thu 4:30 PM ..........Rome * Thu 2:00 PM
Bangkok Thu 7:00 PM ........Kamchatka * Fri 1:00 AM ..San Francisco * Thu 5:00 AM
Barcelona * Thu 2:00 PM ...Karachi Thu 5:00 PM ........San Juan Thu 8:00 AM
Beijing Thu 8:00 PM ..........Kathmandu Thu 5:45 PM ...San Salvador Thu 6:00 AM
Beirut * Thu 3:00 PM ........Khartoum Thu 3:00 PM .....Santiago Thu 8:00 AM
Belgrade * Thu 2:00 PM ....Kingston Thu 7:00 AM .......Santo Domingo Thu 8:00 AM
Berlin * Thu 2:00 PM ........Kiritimati Fri 2:00 AM .........Sao Paulo Thu 9:00 AM
Bogota Thu 7:00 AM ........Kolkata Thu 5:30 PM .........Seattle * Thu 5:00 AM
Boston * Thu 8:00 AM .....Kuala Lumpur Thu 8:00 PM ..Seoul Thu 9:00 PM
Brasilia Thu 9:00 AM .......Kuwait City Thu 3:00 PM .....Shanghai Thu 8:00 PM
Brisbane Thu 10:00 PM ....Kyiv * Thu 3:00 PM ............Singapore Thu 8:00 PM
Brussels * Thu 2:00 PM ...La Paz Thu 8:00 AM ............Sofia * Thu 3:00 PM
Bucharest * Thu 3:00 PM .Lagos Thu 1:00 PM ............St. John's * Thu 9:30 AM
Budapest * Thu 2:00 PM ..Lahore Thu 5:00 PM ...........St. Paul * Thu 7:00 AM
Buenos Aires Thu 9:00 AM Lima Thu 7:00 AM .............Stockholm * Thu 2:00 PM
Cairo Thu 2:00 PM ..........Lisbon * Thu 1:00 PM .........Suva Fri 12:00 Midnight
Canberra Thu 10:00 PM ...London * Thu 1:00 PM ........Sydney Thu 10:00 PM
Cape Town Thu 2:00 PM ..Los Angeles * Thu 5:00 AM .Taipei Thu 8:00 PM
Caracas Thu 8:00 AM .....Madrid * Thu 2:00 PM .........Tallinn * Thu 3:00 PM
Casablanca Thu 12:00pm Managua Thu 6:00 AM .......Tashkent Thu 5:00 PM
Chatham Island Fri 12:45 AM Manila Thu 8:00 PM .......Tegucigalpa Thu 6:00 AM
Chicago * Thu 7:00 AM ...Melbourne Thu 10:00 PM ....Tehran Thu 3:30 PM
Copenhagen * Thu 2:00 PM Mexico City * Thu 7:00 AM Tokyo Thu 9:00 PM
Darwin Thu 9:30 PM ........Miami * Thu 8:00 AM ........Toronto * Thu 8:00 AM
Denver * Thu 6:00 AM .....Minneapolis * Thu 7:00 AM Vancouver * Thu 5:00 AM
Detroit * Thu 8:00 AM .....Minsk * Thu 3:00 PM .........Vienna * Thu 2:00 PM
Dhaka Thu 6:00 PM .........Montevideo Thu 9:00 AM ....Vladivostok * Thu 11:00 PM
Dubai Thu 4:00 PM ..........Montgomery * Thu 7:00 AM Warsaw * Thu 2:00 PM
Dublin * Thu 1:00 PM ......Montreal * Thu 8:00 AM .....Washington DC * Thu 8:00 AM
Edmonton * Thu 6:00 AM .Moscow * Thu 4:00 PM ......Winnipeg * Thu 7:00 AM
Frankfurt * Thu 2:00 PM ..Mumbai Thu 5:30 PM ..........Yangon Thu 6:30 PM
Geneva * Thu 2:00 PM .....Nairobi Thu 3:00 PM ..........Zagreb * Thu 2:00 PM
Guatemala Thu 6:00 AM ...Nassau * Thu 8:00 AM .......Zürich * Thu 2:00 PM


(and that took me a bloody long time, so you'd all better be there!)

[succubus]

and nk, why'd you run away?

*pouts*

[NaughtyKnight]

LOL! You're planning this rather well :D.

[adouglasmhor]

but. but. but. i want girls. why can't i have girls?

*sniff*

Adouglasmhor gets his directors chair and clapperboard ready to control the action.

[adouglasmhor]

It's now

[NaughtyKnight]

Succ was so pumped about this and she isnt even here!

What happend to your sig Adoug mate!?!? I love it!

[Alansmurf]

Adouglas................bring back your sig...we all love her !!! :D

[NaughtyKnight]

Im starting a petition.

Sign here if you want the cheeky sexy walking lass back!

[Johnno]

Im starting a petition.

Sign here if you want the cheeky sexy walking lass back!
I do!

[succubus]

awwwr! come chat now! i was getting the error message until now. :(

[AuntiePink]

Bring her back, doug - I quite fancied her myself! ;)

[succubus]

*signs the "bring back the girl" petition*

*does the "come to chat" dance*

i'm currently sitting in there on my own experimenting with font colours. :p

[KickChick]

I've asked adouglasmhor to amend his sig to comply with our TOS regarding Signatures.

2.4.4 Signature graphics must be 350x100 pixels or less (landscape format) and 15k in files size or less.
2.4.5 Animated signature graphics are distracting – please do not use them.

Blame ME :D

[succubus]

Blame ME :D
*blames you*

spoilsport. :p

oh well. doug, you shall have to find something equally sexy, but less animated. :)

[Lord Spooky]

dam it! I saw KC had posted here and thought she may be jumping in on the orgy in chat!

:cry:

:D

[succubus]

so why aren't you in chat, young man?

[Johnno]

I've asked adouglasmhor to amend his sig to comply with our TOS regarding Signatures.



Blame ME :DKC,

Are animated avatars OK?

[Sgt_Major]

Straight from the TOS:

2.5 Avatars:
Personal avatars are allowed at MAP. Please ensure that they…
2.5.1 Adhere to the general guidelines on suitable content
2.5.2 Are 75x75pixels or less and 10k in file size or less


2.5.2 makes it unsuitable for most animated Avatars....

[KickChick]

KC,

Are animated avatars OK?


What part of "please don't use them" - don't you understand??? :D

It does say "please" :Angel:

Spooky ... unfortunately I don't have time to chat now... to busy ruining members mornings here :p it seems :o

[Lord Spooky]

Spooky ... unfortunately I don't have time to chat now... to busy ruining members mornings here :p it seems :o


Well now I wouldn't want to ruin your fun :D

[Johnno]

What part of "please don't use them" - don't you understand??? :D

Your post only referred to signatures, so I wondered if the same rule applied to avatars.

Nothing wrong with my reading comprehension. ;)

[Lord Spooky]

so why aren't you in chat, young man?


Thought I'd give the other guys a chance ;)

[Johnno]

KC,

Here's an easier question: do you remember that poll to choose a new MAP logo? Has the idea been abandoned, or is it still going to happen?

Cheers.

[Saz]

If I may... :)

The new logo is coming in with the upgrade. Not sure exactly when, but i damn well hope it won't be much longer (cursed technical hitches)

Incidentally, the new logo looks really good on the site when I did a test run of it :)

[Johnno]

If I may... :)

The new logo is coming in with the upgrade. Not sure exactly when, but i damn well hope it won't be much longer (cursed technical hitches)

Incidentally, the new logo looks really good on the site when I did a test run of it :)Thanks Saz. It's always nice to get a proper reply to a question!

Oh, and thanks also for clearing up my confusion about Slipthejab's 'temporary promotion' in that other thread! I thought I was going mad. :eek: ;)

[KickChick]

Sorry Johnno for improperly answering your question.

I'll admit when I'm wrong. I have no problem in doing so in fact I am wrong almost all the time ... at least my kids tell me so ;)

So sorry I thought you were referring to sigs, (after all that is what we were discussing) and I have spent all morning notifying members by pm about this or that that quite honestly I was a bit quick with you and I apologize.

Next orgy you can sit by me :)

[Johnno]

Sorry Johnno for improperly answering your question.

I'll admit when I'm wrong. I have no problem in doing so in fact I am wrong almost all the time ... at least my kids tell me so ;)

So sorry I thought you were referring to sigs, (after all that is what we were discussing) and I have spent all morning notifying members by pm about this or that that quite honestly I was a bit quick with you and I apologize.

Next orgy you can sit by me :)KC,

No problem! I thought I'd put a winky smiley thingy next to my reply to show I wasn't too serious, but I must have forgot. :o So I'm sorry if I came across as having a bit of a strop!

Your gracious apology is accepted - but I assure you it wasn't necessary.

Your kind offer about the next orgy is definately accepted! ;) :D

[NaughtyKnight]

Next orgy you can sit by me :)

BWHAHAHA. MAP used to be known for its martial arts discussion, then it was known for the flaming, now throughout time, it shall be known for the ORGY!!! :D

[Johnno]

BWHAHAHA. MAP used to be known for its martial arts discussion, then it was known for the flaming, now throughout time, it shall be known for the ORGY!!! :DThe name is going to be changed to MOP (Martial Orgy Planet.) :D

[NaughtyKnight]

Or perhaps MAO? :D

[succubus]

BWHAHAHA. MAP used to be known for its martial arts discussion, then it was known for the flaming, now throughout time, it shall be known for the ORGY!!! :D
aren't you glad you could contribute something?

maybe you'll get an award for it at the end of the year. ;)

[NaughtyKnight]

LOL!

The most oftopic post ever. Hmm, i dont think there is an award for that. :o

[Ragnarok2005]

Bwahaha! You're missing a GREAT convo here. Aha..... Where are the mods?

[Sgt_Major]

watching .... as always

:p

[NaughtyKnight]

I hope some of them are blind today...

[succubus]

i think blindness is the least of their problems...

[Shrukin89]

lmao