jean claude van damme vs undertaker

[jet]

first i wanna say that they r my favourites. we all know that both of them played tough guy roles on tv. jean claude is said to be a great kickboxer & undertaker is said to be an awesome wrestler. but remember both movie & wrestling r choreographed. however it duzn't mean that they can't beat an average man. my question is what would happen in real life if undertaker took on van damme.:eek:

[WhiteWizard]

any chance of you asking some sort of sensible question any time soon?

[AsSaSiN]

i get tired of some of you lot, serious all the time, if it aint hardcore MA then it dont matter. answer the kids question, he isnt offecnding you is he!? I think Undertaker would. Jean Claude seems athletic, but im not sure about his MA credentials, there are people who say hes a Kickboxer/karate champ. UT is a wrestler, and pro wrestlers jobs are painful, even if they are fake, so my money is on UT. hes also conditioned excellent.

[WhiteWizard]

hey i don't mind it just seems to me that his posts round the forum have all asked similar pretty pointless questions

[Saz]

Originally posted by AsSaSiN
i get tired of some of you lot, serious all the time, if it aint hardcore MA then it dont matter

Stopped by this thread lately? Hardly harcore MA :D
http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=22

[Kof_Andy]

Haha kickboxing/karate champ? That was ancient history. That was like when he was under 18. All I know of van dam's a super ballet dancer:P;)

[AsSaSiN]

Thats ok, but look at his postcount. Hes new, he probably doesnt even know that van damme isnt really "that good", i certainly didnt before i came to this forum. I wouldnt have put it in the jokes forum anyway. Just my opinion :)

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[Cobra]

This wouldn't be a good fight. Now Bruce Lee vs Andre the Giant would be a huge match. Imagine the brute super strenght and endurance of Andre the Giant against the super quick, supreme technical martial artist master Bruce Lee.

[47Ronin]

My money is on JCVD. He may not be Karate champ, but we aren't either. He is a tough guy with lots of back ground. Once you know how to punch you punch that way, you don't forget it. Under taker may be strong and whatever but I don't see him being able to get used to a MA's style fight as fast as you may think.

I think one of the best fights would have been Mas Oyama VS. Bruce Lee, or Choki Motobu VS. Gichin Funakoshi.

[Mushroom]

Van Damme will try to use some speed against 'Taker. Do his split-leg kick he loves so much, Taker will block, step in grab VD's throat and chokeslam, then finish with a lovely Tomstone.

[Cain]

The wrestler will ALWAYS beat the striker don't you see? :D

|Cain|

[Kenpo Kicker]

the undertaker because I saw a hell's angel talking to howard stern about kicking van damme's ass. He slipped trying to do a kick and the guy took him out. I do think van damme is a good actor though. He was one of my idols when I was younger. Seems as though he is kenpo/gymnast and unrealistic.

[Kwajman]

Who or what is the "Undertaker"? Guess I'll go with Van Damme.

[Adam]

The undertaker: Big name in Pro-rasslin.
http://www.rocknwillys.com/25_undertaker_signed.jpg

The hells angel who kicked JCVD's ass was Chuck Zito, golden glove boxer and karate dude. Details can be found on Mr. Zito's webpage here: http://www.chuckzito.com/new1.html

[Shaolin Dragon]

So are we talking old-skool Undertaker or American Badass?

[Don Davies]

So are we talking old-skool Undertaker or American Badass?

Does it really matter? He is old, slow and boring to watch.

[Ad McG]

Does it really matter? He is old, slow and boring to watch.

And yet, he could still probably tan your hide. :D

[semphoon]

Sorry, are we actually talking about the practicalities of Jean Claude Van Damme vs the undertaker (a guy who plays a "dead" wrestler).

[Don Davies]

And yet, he could still probably tan your hide. :D

Maybe but he is still old, still slow and still boring to watch. Also if you follow wrestling closely you will know he's very selfish, he has been on top for years and never passed the torch to anyone.

He could probably tan your hide to :D

[Nrv4evr]

then again, you could run around aimlessly until he leaves an opening, then kick him in the nards...hehe. i doubt even the undertaker could take that. but the chances of the undertaker running around in a drunken rampage...the cops would probably have shot him by then :woo:

[USGR13]

Van Damme would win. Alot of people put him down because they dont think he is a real Martial Artist but its been proven guys so stop throwing that crap on him and as far as the Undertaker gos ya hes big and might put up a good fight but come on guys seriously WWE Wrestling is FAKE!!!!! get over it ,its nothing but a soap opera with fighting added into it , its all setup the whole thing, if you want to see real fights please watch UFC or Pride Fighting Championship or K-1 ect.

[Kwajman]

Well he is big, but I don't think an actor or semi trained "professional" wrestler could stop a highly trained martial artist. I'll still take JCVD.

[Kenpo Kicker]

Van Damme would win. Alot of people put him down because they dont think he is a real Martial Artist but its been proven guys so stop throwing that crap on him and as far as the Undertaker gos ya hes big and might put up a good fight but come on guys seriously WWE Wrestling is FAKE!!!!! get over it ,its nothing but a soap opera with fighting added into it , its all setup the whole thing, if you want to see real fights please watch UFC or Pride Fighting Championship or K-1 ect.


Where is it proven that van damme is a real maist?

[Adam]

Any pro-wrestler would kill JCVD. What's he gonna do, flex at them?

[Supa Nova]

hu the f*ck woz that picture u posted he was one ugly motherf*cka
and i doubt that that wad the undertaker
wrestling is fake they suck ass i could beat the undertaker cuz im so little id run under his legs and on the way through id punch him in the ballz

[Adam]

And he would likely pick you up and piledrive you. A few guidelines for posting on martial arts planet:

1) Please don't swear. It shows up like **** anyway and annoys everybody.
2) Lay off the ebonicz and the niggaspeak. Learn how to use '
3) Post sensibly

Thank you.

[K93200]

first i wanna say that they r my favourites. we all know that both of them played tough guy roles on tv. jean claude is said to be a great kickboxer & undertaker is said to be an awesome wrestler. but remember both movie & wrestling r choreographed. however it duzn't mean that they can't beat an average man. my question is what would happen in real life if undertaker took on van damme.:eek:
Van Damme would definetely win, he's agile flexible and super strong in his technique without a doubt he's the one to win

[booj]

I do think van damme is a good actor though. He was one of my idols when I was younger.


Yeah!, he's up there with the best of 'em....De Niro, Pacino, Penn and Freedman.

??

[booj]

I know for a fact that Van Damme wouldn't have a chance against the Undertaker. I would fancy my own chances against the muscles from Brussels....Just because you can wear leg warmers and do the splits it doesn't mean you can fight!

I know for a fact that Van Dammes fighting career was very 'limited' to say the least - can anyone prove that he even fought in any discipline?

Oh, and Im just as sexy as 'the Muscles' to boot...

[booj]

2) Lay off the ebonicz and the niggaspeak. Learn how to use '

Thank you.

So Racist references are OK then? Seems a little hypocritical to me.

[OBCT]

So Racist references are OK then? Seems a little hypocritical to me.

Damn you booj, you beat me to it. I am the one liner king, and if you encroach on my territory i will sit on.
As my name suggests that would not be pleasant. Imagine Big Daddy sat on top of poor brucie, his JKD wouldn't help him then, HA! HA! HA!

[booj]

Another cocky fella from the Midlands - Ahoy there sir!


wheres the rest of the post gone anyway!! I think I broke it..

[booj]

No I was on the last page...Damn you brain!!

[K93200]

I know for a fact that Van Damme wouldn't have a chance against the Undertaker. I would fancy my own chances against the muscles from Brussels....Just because you can wear leg warmers and do the splits it doesn't mean you can fight!

I know for a fact that Van Dammes fighting career was very 'limited' to say the least - can anyone prove that he even fought in any discipline?

Oh, and Im just as sexy as 'the Muscles' to boot...
HAHAHA Funny guy man

[OBCT]

http://www.googlefight.com/
The winner is: the undertaker

[DeZzErX]

...


The young van Varenberg suffers a lot; he gives up several times but he feels an inexorable strength in him which binds him to his future. Body-building for hours and hours, repeating jabs in the air with weights in his hands, stretching and splits, endurance, karate moves: training with Goetz is almost like hell!

At seventeen years, Jean-Claude has developed physically and has more self- esteem. Sensible to classical music, he takes dancing lessons during four years, but karate remains his main priority. He succeeds in controlling his fear and takes part in many demanding fights. His opponents fear his speed and the strength of his legs.

After having won the European in teams in 1979, Jean-Claude takes part in the World Championship in Wako, Florida. Amazed by the USA, that he discovers for the first time, our young karateka skips training. He gets defeated by the Belgian Teugels who becomes Vice-Champion of the World.

A few months later, Jean-Claude takes his revenge and beats Teugels in less then two minutes. A strenuous training, and a rage to win : the young Van Varenberg will remember the lesson.

[Nrv4evr]

you could never tell. unless van damme actually had brain damage and was stupid enough to try and punch the undertaker, we will never know if he could inflict pain, let alone injury. undertaker in a minute.

[Nrv4evr]

The Undertaker is no match for the sexy, sexy Jean-Claude Van Damme, everybody knows that, they just won't admit it :p

and you registered for this sole purpose? wow...now i've seen it all... :D

[Chelle]

and you registered for this sole purpose? wow...now i've seen it all... :D

No I didn't :rolleyes:

[aml01_ph]

The Undertaker of course. He has to train because he will get hurt if he doesn't and because it is part of his job. Van Damme probably has not trained for a fight in years.

[Adam]

Threads like these make me think the Internet should be destroyed....

[booj]

threads like these are my raison d'etre....

[booj]

FAO Chelle - Is that avatar your passport photo? I can just picture you in Van Dammes bed!!

[aml01_ph]

Threads like these make me think the Internet should be destroyed....

NOOOOO! Don't take away my outlet for stupidity! :cry:

[booj]

NOOOOO! Don't take away my outlet for stupidity! :cry:

Save that for the Gracie bros vs X men thread!

[booj]

Ha you just changed it!! That photo, of course, is from his youth, and not a current image of the wrinkled, mulleted, b-movie dweller!

[Nrv4evr]

Ha you just changed it!! That photo, of course, is from his youth, and not a current image of the wrinkled, mulleted, b-movie dweller!

come to think of it, when was his last post 2000 movie? digging in deep here. :D

[Yukimushu]

http://snake.delvar.com/picturewrk.php?text=jet,%20this%20is%20the%20worst %20thread%20ever.
lol now ive seen it all lol!!! :) the worst vs thread ever!!! :)

[booj]

Then why is it at the top everytime I log in?

[Mushroom]

Post 2000 JCVD movies..

Double Team, Abominable, The Replicant, The Monk, The Order, In Hell, Derailed.

Most are American movies but by Hong Kong Directors. In fact, great HK directors like John Woo, Tsui Hark, Ringo Lam made their first US movie using Van Damme.
From Hell is about him in a Russian prison and its great, testing out his acting ability.

Why all the hostility against Van Damme? He's great! and the only time he had a mullet (i think) was during Hard Target by John Woo.

Hands whiskey to woman.."Drink, but do not spill. You kill the grass"

[aml01_ph]

Post 2000 JCVD movies..

Double Team, Abominable, The Replicant, The Monk, The Order, In Hell, Derailed.

Most are American movies but by Hong Kong Directors. In fact, great HK directors like John Woo, Tsui Hark, Ringo Lam made their first US movie using Van Damme.
From Hell is about him in a Russian prison and its great, testing out his acting ability.

Why all the hostility against Van Damme? He's great! and the only time he had a mullet (i think) was during Hard Target by John Woo.

Hands whiskey to woman.."Drink, but do not spill. You kill the grass"

You have to forgive these Van Damme dammers here. Personally, I rather liked his performance in Legionnaire and The Replicant (the clone not the killer). As for the others.... :(

You can't really ask much asking talent from a genre that doesn't cultivate it.

[pimphand]

Interesting debate.

Van Damme wins this clash of the titans with surprising ease IMO. He utilises his under rated skills and versatile attack to wrap the Undertaker in a cocoon of horror.

I see Brussels’ favourite son winning via submission, utilising his spandex uniform to choke out the WWE colossus.

This is a terrific match up, lets hope the ‘money men’ can get their heads together and make this one a reality. I would buy the PPV fo sho.