Congratulations Andy Murray

[Freeform]

Congratulations must go to Andy Murray, the first member of MAP to have written 500 posts.

To mark this occasion, I will personally award Andy with his prize...

The gumshield that I wore when I got hammered in the 2002 Scottish Universities Open Karate Tournement!!!

You keep on writing those posts Andy, and we'll keep on ignoring them ;)

[Andy Murray]

Why thank you ever so much freefall, it has been a pleasure making no impact on you whatsoever.

The lights....the adulation....the applause.... ( where's my bloody m.a.p. No 1 Poster T shirt ).....the cameras. Thank you,,,,,thankyou....my darlings.

I shall now retire to a small cave in the Aberdonian Mountains. There I shall live out my retirement as a Cyber Hermit. Training only the most dedicated of students in the recent arts of Ironic Palm, Sarcastic Fist, Questing Finger and Argumentative Sod.

Occasionally I shall make the journey into your midst, if only to sow my divine arrogance amongst you, that you may thrive in inferiority, poor grammar and spelling.

Send me some cheese and some wholemeal bread.

I love you all.

Andy

[Melanie]

Ah - yet more incitful and useful information from our Master in Scotland...I bow down to your evident superiority and hope that this useless post of mine adds to the growing number I have already done and bring me that much closer to Freeforms :D

[fluffydoc]

Me too. Although clearly I've a much longer way to go.
I'm intrigued by this questing finger....where does it go? Do I want to know? Should it not be a querulous finger? Enlighten me, oh great master.

[Silver_no2]

FluffyDoc = Mind in gutter!

[Andy Murray]

I'm intrigued by this questing finger....where does it go? Do I want to know? Should it not be a querulous finger? Enlighten me, oh great master.

Ah my child I pity thee, for the path thou must take be perilous indeed. Seek ye the Whitheredest Bush, the Blightedest path, the Morbidest aspect of the land and only then shall ye have taken the first tremulous step on the path to the Questing Finger!

"Where does it go?" you ask.

This Questing finger.

Many before you have been satisfied in merely acquiring the Querulous finger. An insignificant shade, a noxious shadow of the rapture encapsulated by the Questing Finger.

Seek ye, the lake of eternal folly and fate will it we shall meet again when two suns darken before dawn.............................................. ...............

[Thomas Vince]

Andy,
I see that you have fallen and hit your again, that class over the weekend must have good:D
Yes I must congratulate you on having much more spare time than I no matter where you put your fingers! :Angel:

[Silver_no2]

It would seem that our august and venerable ancient one has suffered from a severe concussion. Soon like Yoda talking will you be.

[Cooler]

This Award goes to Andy Murray for his contributions to M.A.Planet

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/images/awards/500med.jpg

Cheers Andy

Cooler :D

[Andy Murray]

I thought the next certificate I ever got would be the one headed 'Incurable'.

Thank you Cooler for the time this must have taken.

Thanks to all members of map, without who's interaction, none of this would have been possible.

I must post this Certificate off to have it registered with the B.C.C.M.A., the W.C.K.F.F., the K.A.R.A.O.K.E.. That way in years to come Junior members will be forced to come and stand in strange positions, while they wait their turn to lick my toes Mwuhahahahahaha.



I got an A ward you have not G ot one N yah na na N yah na, na nya n n na.

:D

P.S. If I send you a bung, will you upgrade me to 1000 posts Cooler??? ;) ;) ;)

[Cooler]

I'm sure you will be at 1000 in no time Andy but if you want to send us a bung please feel free. :D

Cooler

[CyCloNe]

/me has a vision of Andy going to his local school and nicking one of those rubber thingies we used to stick in the top of flasks :D

Nice one Andy m8, heres to another 500....

[fluffydoc]

Andy, I can offer you an appointment next month. Please contact my secretary for details.
Fluffydoc.

[Silver_no2]

Don't go Andy!!!! FluffyDoc will pump you full of drugs and you'll never be the same again!!!! After that she might even have that appointment with you!!!

[wayofthedragon]

WOW Andy, congrats. Although I know I'm kinda late. I just had to add my say so. Also as a way to raise another post#;) Keep up the good work. Don't get slow on us or:woo: :eek: :Angel: :( ;) Just kidding, but keep it up a'ight

[Spike]

Um yeah. Well done.

[booksie_girl]

Andy was first to 500? Congrats Andy. Shame Yoda :D

aside=> *sniff* I didn't get an award for 500

[#1 Stutta]

*CONFUSED* I don't get it. Andy has over 3,000 posts. He's gettin' an award for 500?

[Mrs Owt]

#1 Stutta, look at the date on the very first post. Should clear things up.

[#1 Stutta]

Oh.:p

[Andy Murray]

Yeah, got 1st to 1000 I think too, then Yoda learned how to type at nightschool secretarial lessons, and blasted me into second place. :D

The certificates thing was just a bit of a laugh really.

There's a kind of tradition that you try and make 'landmark' posts significant though. ;)

[booksie_girl]

My landmark just went right by me. One day, I just noticed that I'd reached something like 520 :( I'd even planned a 500th post, and missed it. Oh well :D

[Cain]

Now that Yoda and Andy have slowed down it's time for me to take over ;)

Muhahahahahahahaha! :D

|Cain|

[booksie_girl]

*looks around for someone to protect her, and finds they are in short supply*

[Freeform]

But Cain, we're looking for quality, not quantity!

:D

[Cain]

Resurected the infamous CKD thread, creator of the kata thread and inspirer of the high kicks thread ;)

Now THAT'S quality :D:D:D

|Cain|

[Freeform]

No... thats EVIL

:D

[Cain]

........as in evil quality but it's still quality :D

|Cain|

[hongkongfuey]

(As at 3rd November 2003)

Congratulations to all of the '500 club'

tai-gip
Kurohana
Greyghost
Cougar_v203
booksie_girl
hongkongfuey
White Wizard
Adam
JediMasterChris
Andrew Green
Spike
wayofthedragon
SoKKlab
Ving Tsun
stump
Cooler
johndoch
morphus

Double congratulations to the '1000 club'

Sonshu
Chazz
Bon
Jim
waya
Melanie
Tosh
pesilat
Kgirl
Knight_errant
ckdstudent
KickChick
TkdWarrior

Triple congrats to the '2000 club'

Cain
pgm316
Freeform

And the 'untouchables'

Andy Murray
Yoda.

[Freeform]

The 'Untouchables'!

BBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you seen the rate that PGM13 and Cain are knocking 'em out?

Run and hide boys, run and hide!

:D

[Tosh]

What about posts per day???

That bound to be interesting.......

.......o my god.. I'm a stats geek! :(

[YODA]

No - just a geek :D

[Freeform]

Posts per day would reveal alot!

We should have a quality post filter to sift out 2 sentence pasts.

;)

[Tosh]

Originally posted by YODA
No - just a geek :D


Hey gimme a break, IT geek I can handle, TKD geek okay...

but never JUST an aimless geek! :D

i'm a geek with an Agenda! :)

[Cain]

Yoda wins the posts per day too.....Tosh - I accuse you of turning me into a geek!!!!!!

|Cain|

[Saz]

Well, if we're all blaming Tosh for our geekiness...

Tosh, its YOUR fault I'm a geek! :D

[Tosh]

<In voice of Cartman>

God damn it!

I hate you guys!

</In voice of Cartman>

W00t! W00t! an other such sillyness :D

[Saz]

<Cartman>Screw you guys, I'm going home :D</Cartman>

[Kwajman]

Come on Booksie, you know all of us will protect you...

[hongkongfuey]

Yoda wins the posts per day too


actually Cain, suprisingly he does not - he is *only* second. Top all time posters per day as follows (excluding members who posted for less than 1 week). Top 20 as follows :

User, Days on site, Posts per day, Total Posts

Floorismyfriend, 8, 12.6, 101
YODA, 574, 10.8, 6192
Knight_errant, 155, 9.9, 1530
tai-gip, 78, 8.4, 652
Wong Fei Hung, 15, 7.6, 114
Cain, 388, 7.4, 2877
Spirit Reaper, 26, 7.0, 182
neryo_tkd, 41, 6.1, 252
pgm316, 432, 5.9, 2541
SoKKlab, 129, 5.8, 745
Kwajman, 40, 5.8, 231
David, 63, 5.7, 357
Em-em, 46, 5.6, 259
Master J, 19, 4.8, 92
zun, 20, 4.7, 94
Andy Murray, 833, 4.4, 3703
47Ronin, 83, 4.4, 368
Bokata, 22, 4.4, 97
Adam, 206, 4.3, 890

[Freeform]

Hey, I'm not even in the top ten!

Cool!

I must have a life! ;)

[Tosh]

Originally posted by hongkongfuey
actually Cain, suprisingly he does not - he is *only* second. Top all time posters per day as follows (excluding members who posted for less than 1 week). Top 20 as follows :

User, Days on site, Posts per day, Total Posts


Cain, 388, 7.4, 2877



Cain you spammer! :D

[Cain]

Originally posted by Tosh
Cain you spammer! :D

:Angel:

I try to keep my posts sensible. ;)

Yoda along with Tai Gip, KE and floorismyfriend????????

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *THUD* :D

Makes me look amateur :D

|Cain|