I Am Saddam Hussein!!!

[Andy Murray]

According to this site I am;



Which Dictator are you? (http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/)

[STASH]

Hahaha, omg this is the funniest thing ever, I love this site. Appearently I'm Joseph Stalin.

"Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you! "

[LilBunnyRabbit]

That's kind of depressing, I'm Tony Blair.

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

[STASH]

Wow, that is depressing. Be happy its not real.

[Melanie]

Hmm - your not alone ckd - I'm flippin Tony Blair too :(

[Greyghost]

How the hell did i end up being Chairman Mao!!!!!

Oh well...at least i'm sticking with China.

Any more of this nonsense and it's bamboo shoots under the fingernails for the lot of you ....got it?


ps ...i think i posted this as a new thread by mistake......

but since i'm a tyrannical dictator......who gives a ****:Angel:

[Freeform]

I'm Robert Mugabe, bow and tremble before me, oh wait, you all have bigger and better guns than me, don't you?

You answer the question: "what if Hitler was
black?" A power-mad little **** that will do
anything to keep your backside in the presidential
seat, that's what! Sadly, no matter how much you
persecute your populace, they are getting sick of
you! When given the option of starving to death
because of the piss poor economy you created or
stringing you up by the nearest lamppost, more
and more find the later more attractive! Also shave
that stupid, little moustache off! It makes you look
like an even bigger tit then you are already!

[fluffydoc]

I'm Tony Blair too!!! I'm off into seclusion to develop a worse attitude and a funny moustache.
I hate inane smiling mediocrity.

[wayofthedragon]

What in the world did that meen:confused:

[Saz]

Basically, that Tony Blair is a dictatorial gimp, minus the dodgy moustache.

I was Saddum Hussein!

You managed to piss off western countries by killing innocent people to get you're hands on oil fields that don't belong to you! That's THEIR job, so a task force was sent to kick you up the backside. They succeeded, but you managed to make them look stupid when it was reviled that the American armed forces had somehow shot down four times as many missiles then you actually owned, and the UK was selling you guns and weapon parts while at war to use against them! So "daddy's little boy" is after you now. Considering what happened the last time, I bet you're SO scared!

[ninja06]

Sadam Hussien, wow as an american, republican and christian, I find that conflicting. Oh well, give me your oil!:woo:

[Dragon_Princess]

aaaaawwwwww...Slobodan Milosevic. Sadly, I'm not one of the smarter dictators :( guess i'll log off now:(=====>exits====>


not!!!

*searches forums...

[TkdWarrior]

WAT THE **** i m George Bush
this is insane...
-TkdWarrior-

[Andy Murray]

ttt

[Falling_link]

Oooooooook, I'm George Bush.......... ooh ah ah

[Knight_Errant]

Seems like I'm uncle Saddam too.
sshhhhhhh... don't tell the feds..... :D

[Grifter]

Cahirman Mao for me...

[booksie_girl]

Me too, Chairman Mao

You are one of the more creative of the dictators. When not writing poetry you're devising your own version of communism. As over two million Chinese staved to death because of your little experiment you should have stuck to writing sappy songs!

[47Ronin]

Congratulations! You are the most evil man of all time! Not only did you exterminate millions of Jews and involved the world in the biggest war the world has ever seen, you also convinced the Germans that the perfect human is a tall blue eyed blond when you're a short, dark Austrian yourself! Well done you spiteful little ****!

ADOLF HITLER, thats just greatttt. (I am being sarcastic)

[Adam]

I got Robert Mugabe. I feel like such an underachiever.

[semphoon]

I AM Mullah Omar (RESULT!!!!! HE'S BEEN MY IDOL SINCE I WAS A YOUNG LAD :D )


Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old ******* the world wants dead

[judojedi]

i'm G W Bush. damn. i'm not that stupid. that web site is run by terrorists and powered by weapons of mass destruction! wheres tony? TONY! we've go another war to fight.

[djhallib]

Even though I listed my enemies as Americans and said I hated Americans, I got got Bush.

[djhallib]

Oh, and btw, I don't have americans ;)

[Kinjiro Tsukasa]

Another Tony Blair here. I guess if I have to be pathetic at something, it might as well be dictatorship!

[johndoch]

Quote "Even though I listed my enemies as Americans and said I hated Americans, I got got Bush".

Well thats common sense to me :-)

Well Iam Slobodan Milosevic

Sadly, you're not one of the smarter dictators! After having scores of innocent Muslims murdered, instead of leaving them where they lay where they couldn't be traced back to you, you have them carted back to police headquarters and virtually bury them in you back garden for anyone to find! Find them they did along with a long paper trail all pointing at you as the cause of their untimely deaths. You are now on trial for being so damn stupid where you're conducting your own defence! Face it! You're f**ked!

[Guitarboy1212]

I was Tony Blair...... Which is suprising because i hate bush......... by the way, It's a good thing i don't have americans either djhallib. You know that is the worst desease that is spreading across the world as we know it

[Knight_Errant]

Even though I listed my enemies as Americans and said I hated Americans, I got got Bush.
<mad socialist mode>That's logical to me. The bourgeois like Bush have always hated and feared the proletariat</mad socialist mod>

[ALPHADEANO]

Ronin47 is an imposter I am the real :-


ADOLF HITLER

I was born in Germany and now reside in Wales.

I am the most evil man alive.


And rest assured you will not be hearing from Ronin47 for a very long time.
Lets just say hes gone on a long holiday.


:woo:

[Sgt_Major]

Oh dear. You're in prison now so the people of Iraq no longer need to worry that you'll make them disappear... They are far too busy being worried about being blown up by terrorists or shot by Americans now!

[Anth]

Guys! This thread has been dead for over a year! ;)

[Knight_Errant]

I got Joseph Stalin this time...
"Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!"

[gedhab]

I got Joseph Stalin this time...
"Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!"

You're a blossoming dictator KE....first your saddam and then a year later you are his idol...Stalin....who next? :D

[Knight_Errant]

It's not fair, I wanted robert mugabe!
Anyway, according to some people on this forum I should be hitler...

[Stingrae789]

well old thread but...I am Tony blair :eek: maybe i shouldn't have chosen all the nice pathetic answers to sound like a goood person.

Robert mugabe ain't bad considering no one cares that he starves people and drivew WHITE farmers off of their land and imprisons people in jails which are in a poor state. etc. etc. if a tsunami hit africa maybe someone would have a look at all the colonial damage done there :rolleyes:
sorry about my worthless blabber.

[Topher]

Me too! :)

[vicjudofreak]

Hmm - your not alone ckd - I'm flippin Tony Blair too :(

Me too. I'm obviously a very 'nice', gentle person.... :Angel: ..... honest!

[gemtkd]

:eek: Thats quite sad I wanted to be someone cool!! Well as far as "cool" dictatrors go!!