I have seen jesus....the truth

[shadow_gardian]

now I say this to you people and try and figure out what it is if you cant it is alright but its something that will last you a spiritual lifetime. first thing that I will say is why am I doing this martial arts is because of the inner spiritual power that holds within us now I have seen jesus christ before he stood there in my mind and he told me that he loves me I have been to church alot he appears to be a true holy spirit and he cant be a ghost because he is the life and thats why I am not scared of him and I relised the truth had come in swift ways I felt as though I could be the only person who could walk with him down the street dousnt mean I am the most special alot of people have he is the holy spirit and he knows me and he knows you but i dont see him just by human form when I die in this world I dont want to be with any other spirit but jesus I see him in his astral form and the light is a power against darkness which is the evil force I have came face to face with satan and told him to get lost and release me now and I knew who is the most powerful and I know satan wants to destroy all of us and fool us and choose the weakest amongst you he is a demon and he is like a sickness that will spread and kill anything in its path satan is more of the falseness and the nothing. jesus is the truth and the good of life that is already in us.





now I have also seen god threw jesus not in the way you see it well for starters it did not appear like a light or see it as nothing I did not feel it in emotion or feeling saw it in the truth that has already been there for a lifetime I have seen the truth and I can not explain to you what it looked like because it did not look like anything it looked like nothing turning into a something and I could only see it by jesus the matter is you dont need proof
to see god because it is already there all I am saying is how I saw god this vaccum that I saw had its own personality not like a living things personality
it had the personality of power that is already inside of us and it turned into a human by its own access and came towards me and it was jesus all knowing all powerfull and thats how I already know jesus and he already knows me heaven is not a place or thing it is a dimension that we cant see it is the truth that is already in us and there is nothing else more powerful than that power its endless and deep and it goes on and on and on untill it lives and dies again and it also comes back but threw the holy spirit it does not die and it stays the same and it does not change please I ask of you try and understand this topic and beleive in it if you can because if you dont beleive in it go elsewhere if you think I am crazy go elsewhere I dont care what you all think atleast i know its already in me and thats all that matters.

[thepunisher]

Sorry, did you take e-tablets before you wrote this ? First thing, without punctuation it looks like one continous run-on-sentence and second, what are you babbling on about ? :eek:

Christian

[Ad McG]

I saw him too... in the cinema actually, that Mel Gibson film... seems like a bit of a nut case :Angel:

[bcullen]

It's like a train wreck, you can see it coming, you know it's going to be ugly but you sit in a trance like state and watch. Wait, better yet, it's like watching that big moth flapping around the bug zapper on a summer evening, you know it's toast it's just a matter of when... :confused:

On a positive note we did get a paragraph which is a good start, there may be hope yet. ;)

[Suhosthe]

and it goes on and on and on
:D

Actually, God spoke to one of my ex-boyfriends and told him to break up with me. He was walking home, and as he turned a corner, there was a bright light and a loud voice telling him to be honest with me about his infidelity.

Long story short, I accepted his decision as for the best. ;)

[CosmicFish]

. . . now I have also seen god threw jesus . . .
It looks to me like this may be slightly martial arts related after all. :D

Does anybody have any idea which kind of throw God would have used on Jesus?

[|MT|omar]

wow im truly amazed... that you only managed to use 3 full stops in 2 big ass paragraphs

[medi]

Am I the only one who thought Mel Gibson's remake of the classic "Life of Brian" wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?

[Jesh]

Am I the only one who thought Mel Gibson's remake of the classic "Life of Brian" wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original?

I was wondering about exactly the same thing...

As I am wondering about this classic case of Troll-Fu... Shadow Gardian, please use correct spelling and grammar if you want people to take your posts seriously.

[Poop-Loops]

My dad used to look like Jesus when he was younger and had long hair.

EDIT: The Christian Jesus, not the real Jesus, I mean.

[succubus]

oh yeah. i already know all this stuff. jesus hides behind my couch. he's too embarrassed to come out after god threw him.

[CosmicFish]

oh yeah. i already know all this stuff. jesus hides behind my couch. he's too embarrassed to come out after god threw him.
Are you sure he's not just afraid of the Daleks?

http://www.zeigermann.com/cartoonist/images/2005/06/18/daleks.jpg

[succubus]

he might be. i'll ask him when i get home tonight.

[medi]

lol Succubus I just noticed your tag line

"Hansel... he's so hot right now... Hansel."

[bcullen]

My dad used to look like Jesus when he was younger and had long hair.


I still look like Jesus. :)

It looks to me like this may be slightly martial arts related after all. :D

Does anybody have any idea which kind of throw God would have used on Jesus?

Sumi-otoshi (?)

Are you sure he's not just afraid of the Daleks?


Even Chuck Norris fears the Daleks. :D

[Jesh]

Even Chuck Norris fears the Daleks. :D

No he doesn't...

:rolleyes: :D

[tekkengod]

stay off the X, check in to the hospital NOW.
you see, this is the kinda stuff i'm talking about, when people say things like this, and actually believe it. we should have an automatic dispatch to the local mental institution to go pick em up.

[Yohan]

stay off the X, check in to the hospital NOW.
you see, this is the kinda stuff i'm talking about, when people say things like this, and actually believe it. we should have an automatic dispatch to the local mental institution to go pick em up.
Today 03:59 PM

Yeah, I know. His punctuation is atrocious!

[bcullen]

No he doesn't...

:rolleyes: :D

Have you ever seen him fight one? :p


Yeah, I know. His punctuation is atrocious!

:D

I had no idea Tekkengod was so defensive about proper grammar. :confused: ;)

[BendzR]

Bad grammar and spelling is one thing.

But having it so understandable to the point where it hurts your brain to read it, is another.

[aml01_ph]

The post read so hypnotically....that I began seeing things. :rolleyes:

Not Jesus though. :D

[triton]

And I thought the president couldnt speak worth a damn

[succubus]

Are you sure he's not just afraid of the Daleks?


damn. i tried to ask him last night, but when he heard the word "dalek" he squealed like a girl and ran to hide behind the fridge.

[CosmicFish]

damn. i tried to ask him last night, but when he heard the word "dalek" he squealed like a girl and ran to hide behind the fridge.
Hmmm, perhaps it's these chappies he's afraid of then?

http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/baddies/cybermen/cybermen.jpg

[thepunisher]

You know a buddy of mine told me he saw Jesus and Elvis at a fancy dress up party...smart move from two ppl that came back from the dead to join one of those, I have to say. You would never think they might not be real. ;) :D :D

Christian

[neb]

now I say this to you people and try and figure out what it is if you cant it is alright but its something that will last you a spiritual lifetime. first thing that I will say is why am I doing this martial arts is because of the inner spiritual power that holds within us now I have seen jesus christ before he stood there in my mind and he told me that he loves me I have been to church alot he appears to be a true holy spirit and he cant be a ghost because he is the life and thats why I am not scared of him and I relised the truth had come in swift ways I felt as though I could be the only person who could walk with him down the street dousnt mean I am the most special alot of people have he is the holy spirit and he knows me and he knows you but i dont see him just by human form when I die in this world I dont want to be with any other spirit but jesus I see him in his astral form and the light is a power against darkness which is the evil force I have came face to face with satan and told him to get lost and release me now and I knew who is the most powerful and I know satan wants to destroy all of us and fool us and choose the weakest amongst you he is a demon and he is like a sickness that will spread and kill anything in its path satan is more of the falseness and the nothing. jesus is the truth and the good of life that is already in us.





now I have also seen god threw jesus not in the way you see it well for starters it did not appear like a light or see it as nothing I did not feel it in emotion or feeling saw it in the truth that has already been there for a lifetime I have seen the truth and I can not explain to you what it looked like because it did not look like anything it looked like nothing turning into a something and I could only see it by jesus the matter is you dont need proof
to see god because it is already there all I am saying is how I saw god this vaccum that I saw had its own personality not like a living things personality
it had the personality of power that is already inside of us and it turned into a human by its own access and came towards me and it was jesus all knowing all powerfull and thats how I already know jesus and he already knows me heaven is not a place or thing it is a dimension that we cant see it is the truth that is already in us and there is nothing else more powerful than that power its endless and deep and it goes on and on and on untill it lives and dies again and it also comes back but threw the holy spirit it does not die and it stays the same and it does not change please I ask of you try and understand this topic and beleive in it if you can because if you dont beleive in it go elsewhere if you think I am crazy go elsewhere I dont care what you all think atleast i know its already in me and thats all that matters.

i love it when these people start and then end their own topic in their first post.

okay dude - you have seen jesus - the light as it were - praise the lord - hug a rainbow - but posting about it in an unreadable fashion on some online forum?

[inthespirit]

now I say this to you people and try and figure out what it is if you cant it is alright but its something that will last you a spiritual lifetime. first thing that I will say is why am I doing this martial arts is because of the inner spiritual power that holds within us now I have seen jesus christ before he stood there in my mind and he told me that he loves me I have been to church alot he appears to be a true holy spirit and he cant be a ghost because he is the life and thats why I am not scared of him and I relised the truth had come in swift ways I felt as though I could be the only person who could walk with him down the street dousnt mean I am the most special alot of people have he is the holy spirit and he knows me and he knows you but i dont see him just by human form when I die in this world I dont want to be with any other spirit but jesus I see him in his astral form and the light is a power against darkness which is the evil force I have came face to face with satan and told him to get lost and release me now and I knew who is the most powerful and I know satan wants to destroy all of us and fool us and choose the weakest amongst you he is a demon and he is like a sickness that will spread and kill anything in its path satan is more of the falseness and the nothing. jesus is the truth and the good of life that is already in us.

now I have also seen god threw jesus not in the way you see it well for starters it did not appear like a light or see it as nothing I did not feel it in emotion or feeling saw it in the truth that has already been there for a lifetime I have seen the truth and I can not explain to you what it looked like because it did not look like anything it looked like nothing turning into a something and I could only see it by jesus the matter is you dont need proof
to see god because it is already there all I am saying is how I saw god this vaccum that I saw had its own personality not like a living things personality
it had the personality of power that is already inside of us and it turned into a human by its own access and came towards me and it was jesus all knowing all powerfull and thats how I already know jesus and he already knows me heaven is not a place or thing it is a dimension that we cant see it is the truth that is already in us and there is nothing else more powerful than that power its endless and deep and it goes on and on and on untill it lives and dies again and it also comes back but threw the holy spirit it does not die and it stays the same and it does not change please I ask of you try and understand this topic and beleive in it if you can because if you dont beleive in it go elsewhere if you think I am crazy go elsewhere I dont care what you all think atleast i know its already in me and thats all that matters.

Why did you feel the need to share this with us?

What point are you trying to make?

[succubus]

Why did you feel the need to share this with us?

What point are you trying to make?
what are you doing? don't encourage it!

[thepunisher]

Why did you feel the need to share this with us?

What point are you trying to make?

I think he felt the need to share that with us because probably all of us don't know what we're missing and the point he was trying to make is that he saw Jesus, lol. Although true,skipping reading through all that I only assumed that from the headline. ;) :D :D

Christian

[inthespirit]

Sorry for stirring things up lads.. I just felt a bit baffled about what would be going through someones head when they decide to post something like that.. :confused:

[tekkengod]

oh yes the grammar, THATS the problem :D

[bcullen]

Sorry for stirring things up lads.. I just felt a bit baffled about what would be going through someones head when they decide to post something like that.. :confused:


lysergic acid diethylamide?
3-4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine?
2-(2-chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)-cyclohexanone?
delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol?

All of the above?

[HanzoHattori]

meh,, he probably speaks a different language, and thats the best he knows english or somethin im guessin

[tekkengod]

lysergic acid diethylamide?
3-4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine?
2-(2-chlorophenyl)-2-(methylamino)-cyclohexanone?
delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol?

All of the above?

I'll go with all of the above.

How to solve the problem? replace with sodium pentathol

[bcullen]

Maybe he could learn a new dance: :)

The Thorazine shuffle. :D

Have you had your Chlorpromazine today? ;)

[watto86]

Even Chuck Norris fears the Daleks. :D
No he doesn't...

:rolleyes: :D
Have you ever seen him fight one? :p
No, because every time he called one on it filled its pants, and even if Norris could be bothered chasing one down, the fight would be over so quick that the Dalek would be destroyed before you even knew what was happening. So there'd be no point to watching the fight anyway. Thats why noones seen him fight one. He probably has, it just happened too quick for the people to realise what was going on.

I saw Jesus before. Well, the one that Christians think he looks like. He was a substitute teacher at my school. He had long hair and white skin (in the Middle East 2000 years ago, go figure), and was easy going and taught different to the other teachers and everything! I couldn't get him to strike a buddy christ pose though.

[Visage]

Just out of curiousity, did Jesus actually use the words "get lost" when speaking to the devil??? :confused:

[watto86]

Just out of curiousity, did Jesus actually use the words "get lost" when speaking to the devil??? :confused:
As it is read in Matthew 7/24:
Yay and the hellbeast Satan said, "I will reign supreme in the Kingdom of Heaven," and Jesus and St Michael said,
"What would Jesus do?" then they both tag teamed and bitch slapped the devil

[bcullen]

Just out of curiousity, did Jesus actually use the words "get lost" when speaking to the devil??? :confused:

I think he was paraphrasing, I think the actual line was: "Thou shalt biteteth my hindquarters" followed by "I told you dad liked me best. :p"

[watto86]

I think he was paraphrasing, I think the actual line was: "Thou shalt biteteth my hindquarters" followed by "I told you dad liked me best. :p"
That or maybe he threw some of that blood thicker than water crap in his face.

[TheDarkJester]

Maybe he could learn a new dance: :)

The Thorazine shuffle. :D
;)


And it goes a 'lil sumpin like dis *busts out the beatbox*

"Uhhh... *stagger step* errrr... *stumble* arrrroooooooo.... *drools* "

I can see this being the hot new dance in the clubs this summer..

Too bad all the e-tarded jesus freaks already do it...
RAVING FOR JESUS! YAY FOR ENTHEOGENS!

[Thelistmaker]

Anyone ever seen Jesus in a breakfast item?

Poptarts seem to he his favorite

[bcullen]

Anyone ever seen Jesus in a breakfast item?

Poptarts seem to he his favorite

Mmmm...poptarts.

I used to cut my pancakes into the shape of the crucifixion and pour copious amounts of syrup in strategic areas as blood, I called it artistic expression, :D, unfortuently, the nuns called it sacrilege. :( *shrugs* ...and then there was that whole "Onan incident"; hey, it was a dare and they bet fifty bucks I wouldn't do it. :D