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11yearoldkid
05-Sep-2003, 04:33 AM
ok 4get the zombie thing, but i just meant to make them dizzy and stagger, and know any easy sleeping pressure points?? :Angel:

hey, i m responible.

Jim
05-Sep-2003, 04:40 AM
Yep... Lots!

11yearoldkid
05-Sep-2003, 04:54 AM
ur a very odd person

Greg-VT
05-Sep-2003, 05:07 AM
ROFLMAO!!:D

But Seriously, 11Yearoldkid, I personally don't know any.

Jim
05-Sep-2003, 05:15 AM
ur a very odd person
I know you are, but what am I? :o

Dark Blade
05-Sep-2003, 07:03 AM
Lol, don't tease the child.

Umm, pressure points yes, sleeping pressure points.
I think in order to do that, you'd have to cut of blood circulation to the brain, or somehow release that chemcial that makes you sleep...
Are there any at all, it'd be very very hard if they even really exist.
Anyway, you could kill someone with that kind of power.
If I even knew, I wouldn't be willing to tell you, or many people at all for that matter.

YODA
05-Sep-2003, 07:17 AM
There's a sleeping presure point right on top of the head.

What you do is sneak up behing the person and hit them HARD with a lump hammer - they go to sleep.

Dark Blade
05-Sep-2003, 07:23 AM
Hmm, makes sense.

stump
05-Sep-2003, 08:24 AM
Has someone been watching too many Jet Li films?

There's a reason they put age certificates on movies like these

Jim
05-Sep-2003, 12:16 PM
Yoda,

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET THAT ONE OUT! How irresponsible. You're gunna get sued, y'know.

11yearoldkid
05-Sep-2003, 02:33 PM
......

ptcruiser
05-Sep-2003, 03:07 PM
Just to answer your question kid,
yes there are a couple techniques
with and w/o weapons. However I
wouldn't share them with you. If applied
improperly you could kill or injure someone
easily. If you are 11 yrs old, you are not responsible
as you claim or you wouldn't be asking. Stay away
from wrestling mania, the techniques aren't real.

Melanie
05-Sep-2003, 05:24 PM
Hiya Kid

Its nice that you feel you can approach us with these questions and all that - but I am getting a little concerned as to why you want to know how to hurt people without leaving a mark? If you are learning self defence then the decision to inform you of such "techniques" is up to a trained and qualified instructor to tell you after they have seen you in training and ascertained whether you are responsible enough to be told this information. To be honest with you - even if we could tell you this information we cannot demonstrate it in written form so it makes these types of questions pointless. Prove your dedication and responsibility by approaching a club that teaches these things and learn what you can like the rest of us :)

aikiMac
05-Sep-2003, 06:22 PM
And another thing ... they take so long to learn. The people who know how to use them are all grandparents because it takes so long to learn. Most people don't have the patience to finish the study.

kempocos
05-Sep-2003, 06:27 PM
yes hold your arm straight to the side so it is parallel to the floor now very fast bend the elbow.

Saz
05-Sep-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by 11yearoldkid
i just meant to make them dizzy and stagger, and know any easy sleeping pressure points??

I don't know about pressure points, but 6 pints of beer is good at making people stagger and fall asleep. Shame you're 11 :)

11yearoldkid
05-Sep-2003, 09:59 PM
well, i haved learned 1 thing here, choose ur name wisely, or else every1 will think ur inresponible.

Saz
05-Sep-2003, 10:11 PM
Also don't ask suspect questions like "How do I make someone become a zombie/fall asleep/get dizzy and stagger"

We have several member's here who are about the same age as you, and they're quite responsible. Age doesn't come into it.

totality
05-Sep-2003, 11:06 PM
but just so you know, i am 4 years your senior, and completely irresponsible. i constantly use the information i find on this site to make people fall asleep, turn into ducks, and things like that.

also, as a fellow irresponsible person, i'm willing to tell you the secret of this art. There is a pressure point on the tip of the chin that, if punched/kicked repeatedly, will eventually put your opponent to sleep. and then for good measure you should probably just go ahead and buy them the beer, as was suggested earlier.

Zamfoo
06-Sep-2003, 03:31 AM
yoda didn't let out the secret it was in the beatles song "maxwell's silver hammer" all along

Dark Blade
06-Sep-2003, 04:38 AM
That's right, blame the beatles.

totality
06-Sep-2003, 05:50 AM
apparently i wasn't sarcastic enough, as 11yearoldkid here actually sent me a pm for more specifics on the chin pressure point...how about this. get a volunteer, and punch him on the chin until he passes out. and then you will understand it's great effectiveness...and whatnot.

Dark Blade
06-Sep-2003, 07:17 AM
I've heard about the technique, I here the shaolin monks use it alot, and it was one fo the prized techniques of many of the royal families in asian.

*cough cough*

11yearoldkid
06-Sep-2003, 02:07 PM
well thx for all ur help...........

David
06-Sep-2003, 02:23 PM
Dude, the thing with pressure poins is that you have to be good to get them and by good I mean experienced and *strong* in the style you are using.

Studying MA gives you many things and is well worth it. From your question, I'd recommedn finding a traditional school somewhere (my bias is towards the Chinese). There're some bizarre skills to be had...

BTW, I don't know any knockout touches though I have some on tape and WOW they are freaky. Being knocked out by a punch to the arm... 8)

Hope you find what you're really looking for.

Rgds,
David

KenpoDavid
08-Sep-2003, 02:59 PM
there's a difference between being knocked unconcious and being put into so much pain that all you can do is fall down and freak out. In a fight, they seem to be just about equal.

pest
09-Sep-2003, 12:02 AM
i dont know any one touch sleeper pressure points but i heard before that in defence to extream pain the brain goes unconcious if that helps

flashfire
09-Sep-2003, 01:30 AM
Jiu-jitsu and judo teach such things, but not to kids! I was 16 before my sensei elected to teach me, but his decision was not based solely on age! You must have great respect for your art and it's power! With great power comes great responsibility (OK...something in Spiderman made sense!). Also, having been trained in PPCT (Pressure Point Control Tactics), I know the usefulness of such skills, none of which is "showing off"! They do exist (some are holds, some are strikes), but should only be taught by certified instructors, and only to competent, serious students!

totality
09-Sep-2003, 02:22 AM
ooh, ooh, make diagrams and explanations, i wanna learn it!

;)

11yearoldkid
15-Sep-2003, 01:44 AM
ok..
what is the most painfull point u know? :)

booksie_girl
15-Sep-2003, 01:54 AM
Are you male? Then you probably know the most painful point to be hit. If you're are a female, then you will still know the most painful point to hit a male. And no-one is going to tell you any pressure points, so stop asking.

Saz
15-Sep-2003, 01:56 AM
Like Melanie said earlier, why are you asking for information that could be used to hurt people?

WhiteWizard
15-Sep-2003, 10:50 AM
isn't it time we got a big padlock on this thread

11yearoldkid
16-Sep-2003, 12:57 AM
im bored kyokushin.......
i agree this is an old thread and it still contains no useful information........o well i can wait

Shortfuse
20-Apr-2004, 09:09 PM
first Yuske now 11yearoldkid (whos 12 now) why must you always scare members away?

JohnnyX
20-Apr-2004, 09:30 PM
i dont know any one touch sleeper pressure points but i heard before that in defence to extream pain the brain goes unconcious if that helps

An example of this - although quite a delayed reaction.

When I was at school, (many many moons ago), our Metalwork Tutor told us a story about himself. He was working late at school and knew that only other person in the place was the caretaker. He was hammering some metal very hard with a big hammer. He hit his hand very hard. He walked around the school for 20 minutes trying to find the caretaker. When he found him, he said that he had hit his hand hard and them promply passed out. He was unconcious for 15 minutes. Then a trip to hospital in the back of an ambulance.

Funny how the brain works.

Shortfuse
20-Apr-2004, 09:48 PM
he hit his hand and he was unconsious?

JohnnyX
20-Apr-2004, 10:03 PM
he hit his hand and he was unconsious?

Yep. That's what I said. :)

hedgehogey
20-Apr-2004, 10:06 PM
Listen kid, you seem to have watched a few too many movies. Things in reality aren't like that. There are no places on the human body you can poke to make them fall asleep or die. Real fights don't actually look like the movies. They tend to involve a lot of sloppy punching and grappling.
You wanna learn how to put someone to sleep? Go to a brazilian jiujitsu or judo school. Learn to use chokes. Those work better than almost all "pressure points".

The myth of secret techniques is just that, a myth. There is only hard work and hard sparring. That will make you dangerous, but you'll have to take a lot of bruises to do that.

Saz
20-Apr-2004, 10:10 PM
Oh god no, this thread's back AGAIN!!!

:cry:

Kenpo Kicker
21-Apr-2004, 05:14 AM
Listen kid, you seem to have watched a few too many movies. Things in reality aren't like that. There are no places on the human body you can poke to make them fall asleep or die. Real fights don't actually look like the movies. They tend to involve a lot of sloppy punching and grappling.
You wanna learn how to put someone to sleep? Go to a brazilian jiujitsu or judo school. Learn to use chokes. Those work better than almost all "pressure points".

The myth of secret techniques is just that, a myth. There is only hard work and hard sparring. That will make you dangerous, but you'll have to take a lot of bruises to do that.

Some of the bjj chokes use a pressure point to cut of blood flow to the brain (not mentioning it since it is dangerous for a kid to do) or simply cut off oxygen to the brain to make you sleep. Tapout or pass out :woo: . Some kung fu and other schools promote bs pressure point moves that may have gotten ya confused.

hedgehogey
21-Apr-2004, 05:48 AM
That's what I was SAYING.

YODA
21-Apr-2004, 07:02 AM
Oh god no, this thread's back AGAIN!!!

:cry:

Yep - the similar threads feature has a lot to answer for.

JohnnyX
21-Apr-2004, 07:40 AM
Oh god no, this thread's back AGAIN!!!
:cry:
You've got to agree that its kind of fun though - Haven't you?

Shortfuse
21-Apr-2004, 10:51 PM
i didnt find this by similar thread......

Kenpo Kicker
22-Apr-2004, 07:34 AM
That's what I was SAYING.
Guess your not used to getting backed up /lol .

flu3nce
26-Apr-2004, 03:47 AM
Yeah, I was just reading in the news the other day about an eleven year old kid that went on a rampage at his school causing unconsciousness in other students after an irresponsible instructor made the poor decision of teaching him the top secret pressure points that definitely aren't available to anyone using google.

And then there's the rash of deaths resulting from pressure point usage in street fights worldwide. He's just a kid; throw him a bone or two.

And get over yourselves.