Who'd Win???????? [Archive] - Martial Arts Planet

Silentmonk

22-Dec-2005, 02:30 PM

Who'd win in a straight fight between Santa and the Tooth Fairy lol Ok i just wanted to wish everyone in the Kuk Sool Forum a Happy Christmas but it gets moved if its not martial arts orientated lol bet it still does Happy Xmas anyway. :D

psbn matt

22-Dec-2005, 03:17 PM

the tooth fairy would win, santas to fat! although he has got an army of elves?

Silentmonk

22-Dec-2005, 03:35 PM

exactly!!!!!!! and he has lots of pent up frustration!!!! afterall he only comes once a year. :D

coc716

22-Dec-2005, 04:32 PM

When I saw the title of this thread, my first reaction was something like "What? If Master Harmon and Master Harmon threw down?" ;) Hey, it is the KSW forum after all. :D

We often joke about such things, where a husband and wife, or a family all practice together. How do they handle their disagreements around the house. If the parents are a higher rank, do they make their kids do push-ups? Or if the kids are higher rank, do they make the parents do push-ups? :eek:

Merry Christmas! Celebrate with a 1000 kick drill!

Wolf

22-Dec-2005, 04:50 PM

I'd have to say Santa would win if he could get ahold of the tooth fairy and turn it into a grappling bout. He'd take her down, get in the mount and GnP. That said, the tooth fairy has wings. She could just fly around and kick Santa in the head alot.

TXKukSoolBB

22-Dec-2005, 11:00 PM

If Master Harmon and Master Harmon threw down?"

KJN Harmon would win. :D :D

It may not be "PC"...but Merry Christmas to all of you too!

TXKukSoolBB

22-Dec-2005, 11:02 PM

exactly!!!!!!! and he has lots of pent up frustration!!!! afterall he only comes once a year. :D

The Monk is killing me! :D

tekkengod

22-Dec-2005, 11:02 PM

the tooth fairty would spray a machine gun flurry of teeth at him and give him a root canal.

Meat Grinder

23-Dec-2005, 01:53 AM

Tough question. The tooth Fairy could smother Santa with a pillow she robbed from a kid or pelt him with teeth
But I'd have to go with Santa. Hes got the elf and Reindeer power and the weapons to back him up. I'm sure hes got some weapons of mass destruction in his big sack.

baubin2

23-Dec-2005, 05:28 AM

We often joke about such things, where a husband and wife, or a family all practice together. How do they handle their disagreements around the house. If the parents are a higher rank, do they make their kids do push-ups? Or if the kids are higher rank, do they make the parents do push-ups? :eek:
Was anyone in St. Louis last year? One of the masters' demos was a SD routine where the wife kicked the &*)(&) out of her hubby... awesome :D And then KJN Harvey had his little boy do the first part of Ki Cho Hyung and beat up one of the black belts... :love: It was so cute.

Seriously though, you have to feel sorry for the burgular who attempts to sneak into the house of a KSW family, there will be nothing left of them but :woo:

gutsglorydesire

23-Dec-2005, 05:34 AM

exactly!!!!!!! and he has lots of pent up frustration!!!! afterall he only comes once a year. :D

LOL!!! Great one...yup and when thats the case and then he has toothfairy in front of him :D :D

coc716

23-Dec-2005, 09:59 AM

Was anyone in St. Louis last year? One of the masters' demos was a SD routine where the wife kicked the &*)(&) out of her hubby... awesome :D

I forget which of the Kuk Sool video/DVD's it's on... 4 or 5... but there's a rather lengthy clip of the Harmons doing a routine together (rather old... they both have silver fringe on their general's uniform), but it's rather entertaining to watch Mrs. throw Mr. around. :)

ember

24-Dec-2005, 04:59 PM

I've seen the KJN Harmons do several routines. Apparently they're famous for the double short sword / long sword sparring routine. In Korea, they also did the spear sparring.

But for rope or fan techniques, they're more likely to do them against PSBN David or another lucky student.

I forget which of the Kuk Sool video/DVD's it's on... 4 or 5... but there's a rather lengthy clip of the Harmons doing a routine together (rather old... they both have silver fringe on their general's uniform), but it's rather entertaining to watch Mrs. throw Mr. around. :)

Dr.Syn

24-Dec-2005, 05:02 PM

I'll put my money on the fat guy..

Mari

25-Dec-2005, 01:10 AM

Santa.... he has penguins... and we all know how dangerous those can be. the peck of doom!

bit tekkengod does have a point.. being pelted with little teeth can be deadly.

tekkengod

25-Dec-2005, 02:53 AM

bit tekkengod does have a point.. being pelted with little teeth can be deadly.

see i told you, and plus, think about it, an army of elves, or the entire global dentistry association?

Ricree101

25-Dec-2005, 03:46 AM

Santa. Think about it, he manages to deliver presents to millions of households over the course of a single night. With that kind of speed, who could possibly take him.

i don't care

04-Jan-2006, 12:04 PM

Come on everyone!!! The tooth fairy would win by far……………. SHE IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

ember

24-Nov-2006, 06:14 PM

I still say Santa.

Okay, maybe this is a little early, but you know the stores are starting already. Happy Holidays to everyone, whatever it is you celebrate. Please have fun and be safe!

mijorobert

26-Nov-2006, 07:08 AM

:Angel: ;) :D When I saw the title of this thread, my first reaction was something like "What? If Master Harmon and Master Harmon threw down?" ;) Hey, it is the KSW forum after all. :D

We often joke about such things, where a husband and wife, or a family all practice together. How do they handle their disagreements around the house. If the parents are a higher rank, do they make their kids do push-ups? Or if the kids are higher rank, do they make the parents do push-ups? :eek:

Merry Christmas! Celebrate with a 1000 kick drill!
this kinda happened because ALOT of my family used to do kuk sool(started up after i started) sadly i wasnt blackbelt but if i was oh man the fun

hwarang cl

26-Nov-2006, 07:34 AM

The tooth fairy, for one reason, PMS.

Bahng Uh Ki

26-Nov-2006, 03:54 PM

The tooth fairy, for one reason, PMS.What makes you think the tooth fairy is female?

I vote for Santa. It's a speed thing. Santa visits EVERY home with kids in ONE night, every year. The tooth fairy visits homes with CERTAIN aged kids, several times in thier lives, yes, but spread out. The Fairy just doesn't have the speed.

Also, Santa obviously has more capacity for carrying toys, hence more strength. The tooth fairy must have a money bag and a tooth bag. Not a heavy load. However, Santa has enough toys for EVERY child, and he starts the night out carrying ALL of them.

Then there is the method of transportation. The Tooth fairy has wings. A vehicle is a much better weapon than wings, and Santa has eight or nine reindeer on his side to boot, each of them with hooves and teeth. Who is standing behind the fairy?

Lastly, size DOES matter. I know martial artists like to minimize this fact, but there it is.

Granted, if the Tooth Fairy snuck up on Santa after his hard night, when he and the deer were all exhausted, maybe she could get a good strike in. Maybe. Santa is tracked my NORAD, and I don't know anyone who tracks the Fairy, so surprise would always be on her side.

Buckeye Blue

02-Dec-2006, 09:50 PM

Come on everyone!!! The tooth fairy would win by far……………. SHE IS A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Based on size and speed, Santa looks to be a sure winner. I would bet that odds makers would easily be 30 to 1 in his favor. If it were up to me, I would place a large bet on the Tooth Fairy. Then right before the match, I would whisper to the Tooth Fairy "I can't believe Santa just said that you look fat in that Dobok." Tooth Fairy crushes Santa in first round and I pay off the mortgage.

Bahng Uh Ki

02-Dec-2006, 10:33 PM

"I can't believe Santa just said that you look fat in that Dobok." :D It is amazing how a tiny little woman, I mean fairy, can bulk out in a dobok, even in such a slenderizing color like black!

ember

15-Dec-2006, 04:42 AM

I think Buckeye Blue made a good point. Much may depend on the circumstances. Most people think of Mrs. Claus being a lot like Santa. But really, who knows what kind of woman Santa might like? And who knows whether the tooth fairy might be able to pull that off? She might have time to train.

I got a laugh out of this. (http://www.firebirdarts.com/audio/stormhandysword.mp3) :D

buddafinger

17-Dec-2006, 01:15 PM

Look how fast santa can get round the world delivering presents. He's faster than superman and he has the bulk to go with it. Possibly the hardest man alive...

ember

19-Dec-2006, 04:44 AM

Look how fast santa can get round the world delivering presents. He's faster than superman and he has the bulk to go with it. Possibly the hardest man alive...

Which is part of why I first said Santa would win. For the Tooth Fairy to win, "she" would probably have to be sneaky. Or, as Buckeye suggested, highly motivated.

g-bells

19-Dec-2006, 04:58 AM

hands down the toof fairy she'd sprinkle a little fairy dust on him and as in all cases the woman would plain confuse him, and he would give in just to have the make-up sex :p

Willow

19-Dec-2006, 05:11 AM

I say it's all a matter of how long can the Tooth Fairy drag out the fight. In the short bout, it's all Santa. He's definitely bigger and faster (the aforementioned trip around the world in one day) but past that I'm not certain he has the stamina. Think about it, he only gets out of the house ONE day a year, burns himself out delivering the goodies, and then rests for 364 days. It's no wonder he has a belly like a bowl full of jelly, he needs a more sustained cardio-vascular workout regimen. Besides, it's the reindeer who do most of the work. Meanwhile the Tooth Fairy is on call 24/7, 365. I'm not as impressed with the quick strike ability, but the endurance is very impressive.

I say if Santa can get his licks in quick, it's lights out for the fairy. But if she can dance just beyond his reach for longer than 24 hours, he'll poop out and the Fairy will be ready to swoop in.

buddafinger

19-Dec-2006, 08:11 PM