Andy Murray
21-Jul-2003, 05:20 PM
Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what
we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. We will promise never to"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 ! days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it in your nation,
change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy,
reducing auto fuel consumption, and may well require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wil! derness. The caribou will have to
cope for awhile.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else and they
can drink and/or eat their oil.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will no longer "interfere". Those suffdering can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, fertilizer, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken
by their army. The people who need aid most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to a far away island some place. We don't
need the spies, unpaid parking tickets and fair weather friends here.
Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
9b) Use the UN buildings as a replacement for the twin towers.
10! ! ) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11) The next time France gets invaded, we sit back and watch whether
the invader is Germany, Austria, Spain, Italy, the Benelux nations or`
Lichtenstein.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan!
PS: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses yearning to live free.' Instead, she's
got a baseball bat and she's screaming, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
Robin Williams
we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past &present. We will promise never to"interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in
the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 ! days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
day visits unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it in your nation,
change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy,
reducing auto fuel consumption, and may well require a temporary
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wil! derness. The caribou will have to
cope for awhile.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else and they
can drink and/or eat their oil.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will no longer "interfere". Those suffdering can pray to
Allah or whomever, for seeds, fertilizer, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is taken
by their army. The people who need aid most get very little, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to a far away island some place. We don't
need the spies, unpaid parking tickets and fair weather friends here.
Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
9b) Use the UN buildings as a replacement for the twin towers.
10! ! ) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
11) The next time France gets invaded, we sit back and watch whether
the invader is Germany, Austria, Spain, Italy, the Benelux nations or`
Lichtenstein.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan!
PS: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses yearning to live free.' Instead, she's
got a baseball bat and she's screaming, 'You want a piece of me?'" -
Robin Williams