Should I stay or should I go?

[Andy Murray]

A variation on the 'Balloon Game'.

Mas Oyama, Funakoshi, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mark Dacascos, Dan Inosanto, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, Mohammed Ali and of course yourself, are all on a Balloon trip to visit the guys at 'M.A.P.' HQ in Glasgow.

Trouble is you have a puncture and to avert imminent disaster, two people have to be thrown overboard immediately!

Who should go?

Why should you stay?

Andy:D

(P.S. Can we assume that everyone is alive to start with!)

[Saz]

Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris. Simply for that fact that every time one of their godawful movies is shown on TV, we get 20 new members the night day expecting to be able to kick like them in one lesson! ;)

I should stay in because I'd really love to be the one who gets to throw them out!

[Kendo_Cougar]

Eh. i found out the answer is maybe! :yeleyes:

[wayofthedragon]

I don't care who goes, but I think I should stay simply because I like me better

[Dragon_Princess]

Stay babyboy! stay!

[fluffydoc]

That's a big balloon Andy.

As the weak, defenceless female on board I'd expect all of these gentlemen to fight for the honour of jumping out the balloon to save me.

[Spike]

Steven Seagal should go since he`s a reformed buddhist or something so he could give his life to save us all and win some karmic points, and Chuck Norris Should die for Walker: Texas Ranger.

I should stay because I`m the only one on that list with the slightest chance of understanding anything a weegee says.

Or we could just let the balloon land and walk form there

[energyboost]

steven segal should go he's the fattest one, so that pretty much accounts for 2 people

[Andy Murray]

?

[Adam]

One of them would be either Oyama or Funakoshi, as they would start arguing about whose karate is the strongest and try to toss each other out of the balloon. Second person would be Muhamed Ali, since the rest of the balloon crew would get tired quickly of him saying "I AM THE GREATEST!" constantly.

[47Ronin]

Mas Oyama, Funakoshi, Bruce Lee, Jackie Chan, Mark Dacascos, Dan Inosanto, Steven Seagal, Chuck Norris, Mohammed Ali and of course yourself, are all on a Balloon trip to visit the guys at 'M.A.P.' HQ in Glasgow.

Sedate Ali for his sicknesses and tuck him into a nice blanket with a pillow and teddy bear in the corner. Oyama would have to stay on one side of the baloon and Funakoshi on the other. I'd throw Seagals fat ass over board on top of his wifes and childrens home so he gets stuck with them. Norris would be tied to a rope and hung off to the side of the balloon while Jacki chan flys and kicks him for an hour. Inasonto and Lee would be on the top of the balloon practicing. I would have to stay there because I'm the one with the map. :D

[xubis]

I would throw Chuck Norris, simply because I don't like him, and Jakie Chan, since he -always- lands on his feet, and can never die ;)

[KenpoDavid]

I would just put this same question to Ali, and have him give his answer up into the balloon itself, thereby keeping it aloft long enough to reach home.

[xubis]

lol KD

[Andy Murray]

Originally posted by KenpoDavid
I would just put this same question to Ali, and have him give his answer up into the balloon itself, thereby keeping it aloft long enough to reach home.

LOL :D

"I'm so priddy. I'm gonna hit you so hard yo own Chillun gonna feel it.........etc"

[Andy Murray]

I'm gonna go with Steven Seagal, cos I want to see if he can pull off an Aikido move and roll to his cuban heels after falling several thousand feet. :D
Then to see him laying into Glasgow Neds 'Nico' style. :D

Also Chuck Norris, after tying one leg of his stretch jeans to the side of the balloon basket. See how far he can bungee. ;)

[Greg-VT]

Originally posted by Adam
Second person would be Muhamed Ali, since the rest of the balloon crew would get tired quickly of him saying "I AM THE GREATEST!" constantly.

Plus he can "Float like a butterfly" all the way to the ground. :D


I'm going chuck out Steve and Chuck.

[Cain]

I'd throw Dacascos 'cause I dunno who the hell he is, and Chuck 'cause he just irritats the hell out of me ;)

|Cain|

[Freeform]

Mas Oyama and Funakoshi cause they're both already dead. :D

Why the hell am I in a Balloon with two rotting corpses in it?

;)

[Greg-VT]

Two?? I thought there were like four.....

[Freeform]

Oh yeah, I missed Lee, lets chuck him out as well just to be sure!

'Take what is useful and throw away the rest'

;)

Who's the other dead guy I missed?

[Greg-VT]

lol, ok, there were three. :p

[Cain]

'Take what is useful and throw away the rest'

I did'nt know you chose to throw yourself out of the baloon FF! :D

|Cain|

[Freeform]

I'll just aim for you Cain! :)

[Cain]

Nah! I will just perform the famous Van Damme jump split when you chrge at me. ;)

|Cain|

[Freeform]

Hows that gonna help when I land on your head? :D

[Freeform]

Hey Cain, that was your 3000th post man!

Aren't you supposed to make it a milestone or something? ;)

[Andy Murray]

Now who needs a slap more?
Freeform for missing this in the original post?;

Originally posted by Andy Murray

(P.S. Can we assume that everyone is alive to start with!)

Or Cain for not knowing who Mark Dacascos is.?

Next you'll be telling me we have members who haven't seen 'Enter the Dragon' yet. :eek:

Congrats to Cain on 3,000 posts, you're exempt for the day :D

Freeform......*Slap* :D

[Greyghost]

why bother throwing any ofnthem out...with all the hot produced from arguing whose MA is best...the ballon will reach orbit!!!

[Freeform]

C'mon Andy, nobody ever reads the first post in a thread, we just look for a random comment taken out of context to argue with! :D

Trouble is you have a puncture

The extra hot will make the puncture bigger, faster. If they don't stop arguing, they'll die quicker! :eek:

I'd chuck Dacascos cause he could use his obligatory trench coat as a glider.
I'd chuck Jackie Chan because if anyone could survive, Jackie could! :)
I'd chuck Seagul and hold onto him myself and use him to break my fall like a giant space hopper!

:D

[Cain]

why bother throwing any ofnthem out...with all the hot produced from arguing whose MA is best...the ballon will reach orbit!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D

Damn straight!!! :D

|Cain|

[zun]

Seagal should get thrown out for those dodgy under-siege films. In fact, can we throw him more than once?! :D

Chuck Norris for selling his soul to teleshopping.

[Kinjiro Tsukasa]

I don't care who goes, but I should stay -- as a pilot, I could fly the stupid balloon!