Cheapest Techniques Ever

[Wong Fei Hung]

This is my favorite technique out of all.

Step1. Kick in the Groin.

Step2. Knee to face.

Step3. Run like H***.

Sorry if you already mastered this!

[Fergie Boy]

I think knee to face is much better for step 2.

[Andy Murray]

Throw or hold your cap/jacket or whatever to obstruct your opponents vision, and hit em while they can't see.

Spit in their eyes before you hit them for the same effect.

[Wong Fei Hung]

Have sand in your hand clenched up as a fist so doesn't seem suspicious and throw it in their eyes.

[Cain]

Causally talk to them and suddenly hit them solidly in the nose ;)

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[Wong Fei Hung]

Thats kind of funy cain_charley.

Or ask him if your hand smells like Chocolate , so he smells it and you smack him in the face.

[Fergie Boy]

sneak up behind them and hit them on the side of the knee with a baseball bat.

[Cain]

Hehehe...this is getting funnier - Throw a brick on them from the fifth floor :D

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[Darkflight]

Start talking gibberish, obscure Monty Python quotes are excellent for this purpose. You can take someone's attention without resorting to the physical.

[WhiteWizard]

offer them some sort of chewing gum or sweet laced witha laxative and watchm them run same effect you use less energy just make sure to get out of the blast radious :D

[Wong Fei Hung]

Give him a fake present , while he opens it get out a large staff and hit him/her in the head.

[Darkflight]

an*lly r*pe their mother while pouring sugar in their gas tank?

[Wong Fei Hung]

that ain't right !lol

Or you can pee in their gas tank or on him !

[AsSaSiN]

Originally posted by Darkflight
an*lly r*pe their mother while pouring sugar in their gas tank? You seem to be talking from experience....

[pgm316]

Talk is the cheapest weapon, you can say anything, whereas the cheap technique may fail miserably and leave you with a more angry attacker :eek:

You could threaten to do some nasty or weird stuff in the fight, could put em off right there! :D

[Wong Fei Hung]

Like cut off his egg rolls!

LoL

[thiaboxr2]

And what would you do with them after you cut off his eggrolls?



I was thinking about a quick "chop" or punch to the throat. Or even a front kick to his knees. even a stomp to their feet works good.

[JediMasterChris]

If you are really in a fight I don't think there are any cheap techniques...usually I provoke them into getting in my face and shoving me and I knee them in the ground then take them to the ground....I don't get in fights often really.

[Wong Fei Hung]

Actually there are cheap techniques in a fight.

I would do the cheap technique when they are off guard.

I don't get into fights often too , I only got into a fight twice in my whole life.

[JediMasterChris]

If it is a "real" fight there is NO such thing as cheap. After all if you are a true martial artist you would only hurt another person if they deserved it, so if they are trying to attack you I would do anything I could to end the fight quickly, even if that is "cheap".

[Knight_Errant]

It depends. If this involves crushing his windpipe, or crippling him for life, I wouldn't do it. No way.

[khafra]

'Dja ever see Penn Jillette's self defense technique in How to Play With Your Food? He successfully used it to defend himself against an irate trucker in a diner.
I don't remember what made the trucker irate, but as he was coming toward him, intent on bodily harm, Penn stood up, flashed the peace sign, and poured his chocolate milkshake over his own head.

Whether from distaste at fighting an obviously insane person, or not wanting to get sticky hands, it worked--the guy backed off, went away. He didn't have to fight, or even run.
It may seem extreme, but it's something to think about--how much pride are you willing to sacrifice to avoid a fight? Running might not be possible sometimes...