kung fu vs ninjutsu

[boshi]

hi,

how would u like to see kung fu VS ninjutsu?.who will win this contest?

[Saz]

I'll tell you who will win, which ever fighter has the best skills. Nothing to do with one style being better than the other.

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Isn't that a scene from Mortal Combat Conquest? In which case the fighter on the right will win because he's not an extra. The strange shoulder-pad suits in Mortal Combat work in the same way as the red shirts in Star Trek.

[Freeform]

The guy on the left can't be a real Ninja, we can all see him! He should be hidding up a drainpipe or behind some curtains with a blowpipe ;)

Thanx

[Andy Murray]

Kung Fu guy definitely wins............I mean check out the hair!

Need I say more?

[Saz]

God that image takes a looooong time to load :(

[Cooler]

Should load quicker now as I have reduced the size of the image (sorry boshi). :)

Cooler

[boshi]

no problem. cooler.

[Freeform]

Yeah, his hairs so long he could use it to trip the other guy up and then strangle him with it.

[Saz]

The other guy's a ninja tho... he'd probably end up hiding in that barnet :)

[Sticky]

.................fear the mullet.

[hongkongfuey]

Actually, now you come to mention it Sticky - there's an uncanny resemblence to someone I used to train with in Ayr!

[Greyghost]

HAHAHHAHA

Nice one james.........


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[Sticky]

"If you cut off all of my hair I shall be as weak as any other man."

"Samson, the Philistines are upon you!"

[Spike]

"Evil still afoot, and I`m almost out of that nancy boy hair gel I like so much."

Spike mimicing Angel

[Kendo_Cougar]

Ninjustsu, cause they're Ninja's.. ninja's better than Humanity
Kung-fu leader. kung-fu will lost..

[STASH]

What??? I'm so confused right now, ninjitsu vs kung-fu? mortal combat? hair gell?

[Darzeka]

Its from the Mortal Kombat movie.

Liu Kang (kung fu dude) wins after throwing a bucket of water at Sub Zero (the ninja and best character from the game) which freezes into a spike of ice and impales Subsy.

Mortal Kombat could have been a good movie but the makers settled for being an Enter the Dragon rip off.

Christopher Lambert made a good Raiden but was way too cheesy.

[LilBunnyRabbit]

I liked Raiden!

The film wasn't too bad, I could watch it without being drunk, but Highlander was infinitely better.

[Freeform]

But I don't think I could watch Highlander 2 without being drunk!

Three was the best. Has anyone seen Highlander: Endgame (the fourth and straight to video film)?

[Darzeka]

Yeah its pretty bad but the story is alright.

predictable to the end.

Duncan isn't as good as connor.

hmmmm you should probably get drunk before seeing it. Or get drunk during it - find a highlander drinking game ad watch all three.

I considered doing that with some mates for Red Dwarf but we couldn't get enough alcohol and we don't have deathwishes (well we don't want to get stomach pumped)

[Spike]

I disagree, Duncan`s obviously the better character I mean he saved Roger Daltrey`s life hundreds of years ago, if he hadn`t we`d never have had The Who.
Plus he was shagging that fit bird with the short hair, Go On Dunc!

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Actually Highlander Endgame went to the cinema in the states.

Being stomach pumped is bad, but if you stop in time they just inject fluid into your bloodstream instead.