View Full Version : the what would you do if thread
wayofthedragon
27-Jun-2003, 04:07 PM
First senario:
what would you do if you come across a grizzlie bear?
Most people would probally run like hell......wrong choice
You stand your ground. It may come up to you and sniff all over you and growl in your face and stand on two legs at you, but you should stay calm and stand your ground, even growl and scream at it. But what ever you do do not run. It's just as afraid as you are, so don't show your self more affraid, unless he' gets the upper hand
Cain
27-Jun-2003, 04:20 PM
The old tofee bar trick :D
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KickChick
27-Jun-2003, 04:49 PM
Two hikers are out hiking. All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them. The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second hiker says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it."
The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear?
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
.... so there's an option!!;)
I'd use Stavit on it. What with it being so powerful and all, I'd only have to look at the bear, and he'd leg it :D
Swoop
27-Jun-2003, 06:14 PM
Thank you for that invaluable nugget of information. I'm sure it'll save my life one day.
cioGium
27-Jun-2003, 06:44 PM
kickchick you are mean!:Angel:
Jazman
27-Jun-2003, 07:31 PM
well, I'd prolly end up dead, wat with the adrenaline and all I'd prolly end up attacking it... let's hope that never happens :D
Greyghost
28-Jun-2003, 08:20 AM
thank god there are no bears in britain...unless you count freeform!!!
Marku
28-Jun-2003, 10:28 AM
Kick the bear in his sack and run and hide.
WhiteWizard
28-Jun-2003, 10:40 AM
i'd take it to the pub for a drink and some john west salmon :D
Marku
28-Jun-2003, 11:20 AM
or i could call somebody to help me and distract the bear as i throw rope around it and tie it up somehow. lol
Then to piss the bear off i'd shave all his fur off then shoot the rope and run like mad.
Hahahahaha....sorry in strange mood
You often walk around wooded areas with rope and razors looking for anmials then? Whatever floats your boat? :D
Adam
28-Jun-2003, 04:06 PM
Check out this master of bear fighting.
http://www.htwm.de/~fkirste1/hpage/pics/fun/baer.mpg
JediMasterChris
28-Jun-2003, 05:02 PM
I would whip out my Katana and it would be all over for the bear.
Marku
28-Jun-2003, 05:30 PM
Heheh Chris, pass me some bear leg after ya finished cooking it, Ok ? ^_^
pgm316
28-Jun-2003, 05:51 PM
No need for that, take the bear to one side, calm it down, tell it its bang out of order and is gonna gets hurt unless it leaves now!
Marku
28-Jun-2003, 06:01 PM
and you would end up with your throat slashed by its claws...
pgm316
28-Jun-2003, 06:12 PM
How rude of it! :D
Jazman
28-Jun-2003, 07:49 PM
hey, next bear I see I'll tell that too!!!(gonna see some bears in 2 weeks up in the mountains! I'm dead....)
Marku
28-Jun-2003, 08:21 PM
If u need a hand Jaz, just bring me and Chris along ^_^ *borrows a sword from Chris*
Andy Murray
29-Jun-2003, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by wayofthedragon
First senario:
what would you do if you come across a grizzlie bear?
Get arrested for being a Perv?
WhiteWizard
29-Jun-2003, 12:27 AM
andy thats bad don't get down to Fraser level of jokes please
Thats disguisting! LOL! :D
Where's the 'Report this post to the RSPCA' link?
Andy Murray
29-Jun-2003, 12:53 AM
There's this Rabbit right, and he's desperate for a dump.
So he hops thru the bushes looking for a spot, and ends up sitting on this log with his little white tail in the air.
He's no sooner got down to bizness, than a Grizzly Bear sits down next to him for his ablutions.
"Hey Rabbit", says the Bear "Do you have trouble with your poop sticking to your fur?"
"No" says the Rabbit, "Why?"
"No reason" says the Bear, standing up and wiping his Ass with the Rabbit! :D
OK.. thats worse, but way funnier! :D
Jazman
29-Jun-2003, 02:53 AM
"If u need a hand Jaz, just bring me and Chris along ^_^ *borrows a sword from Chris*"
sure thing, *grabs dads katana* might need some help with picking those bones clean :D heh heh heh
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 02:57 AM
Aw boy!!!! How exciting! the biggest thing I have killed with a sword is a bee. :D
I can see the mess and hacked up furniture now... Don't they have fly swatters in Indiana :D
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 06:37 PM
Well, I was outside...lol...
Marku
29-Jun-2003, 06:39 PM
Hey Chris cut up a couple sandwich for me eh? :-P
im starving...
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 06:42 PM
CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!! Muahahahahahahahhaahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!!! :D :D :D
CUT CUT CUT CUT~!!!!!
One bear sandwich comming up........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 06:43 PM
Hey WOTD give us another..."what would you do if"
Knight_Errant
29-Jun-2003, 06:53 PM
What if you lost one arm in a rockfall in the mountains, and ended up hanging from a cliff with itchy balls?
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 06:55 PM
I would scratch them with my foot.
Cain
29-Jun-2003, 06:58 PM
What if you lost one arm in a rockfall in the mountains, and ended up hanging from a cliff with itchy balls?
Bite your other arm off (http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2595) :eek:
|Cain|
Jazman
29-Jun-2003, 06:59 PM
I think I might be able to free a hand, I think it'd be worth it, do you know how annoying it gets when you can't scratch em? *remembers horrible times during football camp while wearing cup...*
Jazman
29-Jun-2003, 07:00 PM
you know, jump up with the hand, scratch and catch the cliff again...
JediMasterChris
29-Jun-2003, 07:02 PM
You couldn't free one hand...you are hanging by one hand and the other one is gone...I would probably just hang there in agony.
Jazman
29-Jun-2003, 07:07 PM
what if you have 3 arms? I might get an extra just for that case...
Grab the missing arm in your teeth and scratch away?
If you lost your arm and were hanging from a cliff, itching would be the last thing on your mind! :D
Adam
29-Jun-2003, 07:20 PM
Use your superior flexibility and athletic ability to scratch them with your teeth.
Knight_Errant
30-Jun-2003, 11:28 AM
Shout 'Help' really, really loud I think. If that didn't work, You'd better hope your pullups are up to scratch!
wayofthedragon
04-Jul-2003, 06:31 PM
if I had one arm.....ummmm....buy another one:confused:
Ok alright.....what whould you do if..................
you're walking down the road one night and it's dark. You can barely see. Then a masked guy holds you up at gun point asking for everything you have or else he'll shoot???????
Heck I don't know what I'd do my self. I'm sure I'd try to stay calm...but what would you do?
Jazman
05-Jul-2003, 12:23 AM
hmm... since my SD skills aren't at a high level it depends on certain things... if he put the gun to my back I would give it to him and pray he didn't kill me. If he was in front of me with the gun and looked retarded and had his finger not even on the trigger or looked freaked himself I might be crazy enough to try to crack his skull open and take the gun. Of course it still depends on adrenaline and other factors...
Knight_Errant
05-Jul-2003, 12:27 AM
give him it, praying he'll go away?
Andy Murray
05-Jul-2003, 12:40 AM
" Hey man, you'd be doing me a favour, I just spent my last dime and I was on my way to the highway so as I could walk in front of a truck. I have HIV though, so just watch you don't get any blood on you ok. I pissed my pants earlier, but my T shirts only a year old. It's all yours"
Cain
05-Jul-2003, 08:02 AM
ROFLMAO!!! :D
I am glad at you being on the other side of the globe though Andy ;)
|Cain|
Knight_Errant
10-Jul-2003, 04:44 PM
What would you do if a sheep talked to you as you were going past its field?
Yin and Yang
10-Jul-2003, 04:53 PM
I would baa at it and pretend not to understand it's language. :) Just kidding. I would talk to it.
-X
Knight_Errant
10-Jul-2003, 05:08 PM
You're right man! Cool! You just gave me an epiphany! Yeah!
Jazman
11-Jul-2003, 05:31 AM
I would prolly stop the car, get out and make casual chatter, after all, as long as it sounds like a nice sheep. If he sounds mad it might be a different story... don't like confrontation with sheep...
Knight_Errant
11-Jul-2003, 07:08 PM
Jazz, Your sig... wow...
Jazman
11-Jul-2003, 07:32 PM
what about my sig!? :D
KickChick
11-Jul-2003, 07:40 PM
Jazz ..... "a sig is a piece of text that you would like to be inserted at the end of all your posts, a little like having headed note paper." .... not a novel!!
:D
KickChick
11-Jul-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Knight_errant
What would you do if a sheep talked to you as you were going past its field? ...you could try this (http://www.twistedtunes.com/player/ttplayer.asp?ID=620&SPEED=2)
takes awhile to load but worth it!
Jazman
11-Jul-2003, 08:16 PM
"Jazz ..... "a sig is a piece of text that you would like to be inserted at the end of all your posts, a little like having headed note paper." .... not a novel!!"
Not a Novel you say! I never coulda guessed :D After all, it only took me about 5 minutes to think of all that garbage... but don't you just enjoy the opportunity to read the receding sig and ponder and put a little thought into your day? I can only imagine how daunting that sig does appear though. I promise, after about a week or so I'll replace it with a bit of concious "flow of thought" writing and see how much everyone enjoys that... :D
Make sure to read the whole thing and show appreciation for such finely crafted artwork :)
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KickChick
11-Jul-2003, 08:29 PM
.... it is quite good! :D :love:
Spirit Reaper
15-Jul-2003, 12:22 PM
If i saw a bear i would take out my FF7 cell phone and switch characters with Cloud. Cloud would just take out the buster sword and thats the end.
Spirit Reaper
15-Jul-2003, 12:23 PM
As for the sheep................i'd cook it an' eat it.
Spirit Reaper
15-Jul-2003, 12:25 PM
What would you do if
You were attacked by a maniac wearing a french tickler and a space helmet??
you think about that...
(Thank you George Carlin)
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