Wrong Shui

[YODA]

Anyone seen this - thought of putting this in the jokes section but thought i'd "move it around LOL!"

The Little Book of Wrong Shui: How to Drastically Improve Your Life by Basically Moving Stuff Around - Honest

A few snippets :D

"If your toast always lands butter-side down, plan ahead. Butter the
other side instead."

"The space directly in front of your house is sacred. It is here that
you should practise Wrong Shui's sister art of Ka Pa King. On no
account let anyone occupy this sacred space."

"Curtains should never be drawn. It is much better if they are lightly
sketched."

"Keep your pockets free of margarine."

"At all costs avoid letting anyone from 'Changing Rooms' into your
home."

"Fridges are, as a rule, cold, unwelcoming places. Resolve the problem
by always leaving the door slightly ajar."

"It is well established that 'walls have ears' but lesser known that
'floors have noses' and totally forgotten that 'ceilings have elbows'.
Act accordingly."

"Keeping all your rubbish in one place accumulates and increases
negativity giving it a focus in the home. It is far better to keep
small piles of rubbish in different locations around each room thus
diminishing its potency."

"A door should never be bigger than the space it has to fill."

[Adam]

That was all the ancient oriental wisdom I needed to get through the day Yoda. :D
Thanks.

[Knight_Errant]

'if you don't like your boss, why not take a swing at him? You'll never see him* again I promise!'
'Fed up with mobile phones? Next time it rings, why not throw it really hard down on the ground and procede to jump up and down on top of it?'
'The early bird catches the worm. However, the Late worm does avoid the bird'
*Or your place of work for that matter. So if you don't like that either, then all the better!

[Greg-VT]

Hehe, That's great Yoda, very good :D

Sounds like a good laugh. I'll have to keep an eye out for that one.