dodgy goods

[big e]

has any 1 ever bought any dodgy goods ?
say u kno its stolen or theres jus some thin dodgy about it...
or you kno the person sellin it an there real dodgy.

if so what was it ? and was there anythin wrong with it ?

lemme hear your thoughts ...........................

[pgm316]

I'd never buy anything dodgy, how could you live with that on your conscience!

I get all my stuff of me mate Dave, he sells all the stuff from his van. It saves having to go into town and with him keeping his overheads low the stuff is SO cheap, its a steal!

[YODA]

Originally posted by pgm316
I'd never buy anything dodgy, how could you live with that on your conscience!

I get all my stuff of me mate Dave, he sells all the stuff from his van. It saves having to go into town and with him keeping his overheads low the stuff is SO cheap, its a steal!

LOL! Why are they always called Dave? LOL!

[Spike]

Why you askin?
What you askin me for, I`m an upstanding citizen, I never did nuffing wrong.
I`ve never been to belize.

But if you`re lookin for something special, car, jewels, electrical goods, bullion, platinum, hawaiian ice...it`s all kosher, there`s nothing wrong with it so long as no questions are asked, no lies are told. just tell me what you need.

Not that I`m a dodgy geezer

[Knight_Errant]

I went into a macdonalds once, for shame...

[YODA]

McDonalds - Yummy :D

[Adam]

Well, I once bought a nicked BMX bicycle of a rastafarian street hustler for 5 Euro in Amsterdam. Other than that.. No.

Damn, I suck.

[Andy Murray]

Originally posted by Spike
Why you askin?
What you askin me for, I`m an upstanding citizen, I never did nuffing wrong.
I`ve never been to belize.



Theiving Gypo more like. ;)

[Knight_Errant]

I also bought a 99p 'swiss army knife' which broke on first usage. That's what you get if you hang around Tenby too long...
An ally 'mess tin' from millets of all places, usually a good place. The handle broke off...
An old 'computer' that I spent a month patching up before it finally failed to turn on...
I stand the chance of a good flaming by saying this, but a £10 'karate gi' which I still have and has not fell apart...
a cheap 'sailing dinghy' from the mumbles. This, in fact, was a good experience. My dad still has it...
A whistle at a protest in london which siezed up in a protest in Llanelli- I swear I was conned! the guy sold it for £2 and a few paces further on, they were going for £1. Bloody SWP pigdogs...
I should keep my wits about me more, no?

[Saz]

I decline to post anything, in case it may incriminate me.. ahem :D

We don't steal in Wales, we're all nice, honest people. You can leave your doors unlocked and you're stereo on the front lawn with a big sign on it sayiong "Steal Me" and it will still be there in the morning.

And we never tell fibs

[Knight_Errant]

Like hell we don't. A lot of my kit belongs in theory to NATO and I have no intention of returning it...

[Adam]

Looks like I need to go on a *ahem* business trip to Wales :D

[Knight_Errant]

come on down, there's plenty to go around...

[Spike]

"Theiving Gypo more like. "

they`ve never proven a thing

"I decline to post anything, in case it may incriminate me.. ahem "

Not a problem for us, we just move campsite

[Saz]

Originally posted by Spike

Not a problem for us, we just move campsite

Unless one of us Taffy's has nicked yer caravan :D

[Spike]

I`m impressed if you can steal form gypsies

[YODA]

Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
Unless one of us Taffy's has nicked yer caravan :D

Impossible - the sound of falling Royal Doulton would be heard for miles.

[Saz]

Sounds like a challenge :D

[Spike]

Bring it on.

[YODA]

Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
Sounds like a challenge :D

Make sure you wear wellies to stop the plethora of yappy dogs from nipping your ankles. And a shotgun to deal with the lurchers :D

[Spike]

what can I say? I`m a sweet talkin` tattoo sportin` pikey :D

[YODA]

2 outa 3 ain't bad :D

[Adam]

What's a pikey? Bad word for gypsy?

[Spike]

Which one are you querying Yoda?