Ever spoken too soon?

[KickChick]

Ever spoken and wished that you could take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are a few people who do....


I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX
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I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him
and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls..."

Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
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Nuts about You

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
My sister started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

Faye Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

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This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any....a true story
... We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Okay .... NOW ITS YOUR TURN TO SHARE YOUR OWN PERSONAL "SPOKE TOO SOON" STORIES !

:D

[sn0w8lade]

I was bout 15/16 an redecoratin my bedroom. My mam, auntie and a few of their friends were round round and i was tellin them my ideas for my room. On of my mam's friends asked me what i was goin to do with the walls, paper or paint them.

I turned and said i was goin to paper them and have a nice border in the centre and a DILDO rail!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never gone so red in all my life

[Saz]

When I was in school, i was sat on the minibus on the way to a hockey game. I was sat next to my mate. I opened a Yorkie bar, and asked if she wanted some penis Yorkie... i meant to say peanut yorkie of course.

Embarrassed...I'm going red even remembering it! She's never let me forget that one :D

[Cougar_v203]

this what happened to me.
it was me, jay and silent bob (names won't be mentioned) were eating lunch and I asked Jay if she was going to see BOys and girls and she said do mean guys and dolls and I was blushing so much i looked like rudolf the rednose reindeers nose. To this very day she still makes fun of me...could this be love ;)

[Knight_Errant]

I once did a school play. We were meant to be mocking up the situation of a kid coming to the school to be interviewed. I injected quite a lot of humour and sheer cheek. When asked 'and do you like pets then?' I was meant to say 'aar, yes moi lady oi has 100 sheeps an' 2 thousand...etc' But what I actually said was 'aar, yes, mi laddy, Oi as 100 shags...'. Freudian, I know. The hillbilly element all blushed...