Men's faces

[YODA]

A study in a Wisconsin medical school, showed
that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive
can differ depending on where a woman is in her
menstrual cycle. For instance: if she is ovulating:
she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine
features; and if she is menstruating: she is
more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors
shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his
ass while he is on fire.

[Andy Murray]

ROFLMAO :D

So true.

[Cougar_v203]

ROFLMAO ahhh good times.

[morphus]

ar............haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa he he basically ROFLMAO!:D

[Cougar_v203]

lmao (again) :D

[khafra]

If only it were a laughing matter...

[Cain]

If only it were a laughing matter...

ROFLMAO!

Now THAT cracked me up :D

|Cain|

[grandmaster mat]

lol true true

[Cougar_v203]

*dies of laughter*

[KickChick]

well a man offering me chocolate is most attractive to me when I'm feeling "hormonal"... whether he's in flames or not!
:D
In keeping with this same "subject".... here is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other....

Questions from the male gender towards "hormonal" female rated by danger level:

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate!


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob]

here's to ovulation, and i'm hiding the scissors. i think i'll cover myself in chocolate too. thanks for the idea kickchick.

;)