Feet!

[Saz]

A friend of mine sent me this chat log of someone harrassing her about her feet. I have to put up with this crap all the time :) I'm not sure if he would have realised it was a wind up if she carried on


feet_perv69: hi are you good at karate
karate_girl: yeah, i'm immense! I'm a 27th Dan
feet_perv69: kool
karate_girl: why?
feet_perv69: have you ever had to use it
karate_girl: yeah, once or twice
feet_perv69: to defend yourself
karate_girl: yeah, i did
feet_perv69: kool
karate_girl: This huge guy came up to me in a pub, and started pushing me around, saying I'd stolen his pint, so I laid him out with a reverse spinning backwards krane kick to the head!!
feet_perv69: kool
feet_perv69: so u have deadly feet
karate_girl: actually, the feet have very little to do with kicking
karate_girl: its all in the wrists
feet_perv69: really...kool
feet_perv69: you ever kicked a guy in the nuts
karate_girl: yeah.. he wasn't happy about it either
feet_perv69: what happened?
karate_girl: The bag split open and they went all over the place. It took ages to pick them all up again
feet_perv69: did u have heels on
karate_girl: No, how would that have helped me pick up peanuts?
feet_perv69: lol.
karate_girl: so, you're a pervert who gets off on karate girls feet then?
feet_perv69: how did you know i was into that then?
karate_girl: wild guess. you'll like this site then www.feetman.com (MAPer's don't click it, unless you want 100's of windows open. Look here instead Feetman Thread (http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2216) )
feet_perv69: Kool OK

That was the last she heard of him :)

[Mo Lung]

Too funny!

You know, I still never clicked that link! ;)

[YODA]

LOL! Excellent.

Nice link too :D

[pgm316]

I bet that was you KG having the foot conversation! :D

It never fails to amaze the people you meet on the net, imagine someone on this forum with the name feet_perv69, would be hard to have a serious MA conversation with! :p

[Saz]

nah, it wasn't me... I'm never that patient with them, its usually "F$*K off you pervert." It really gets me that some of them seem to think the only reason girls do MA is for their fetish.

Then again, the thicker ones can be a laugh :)

[Knight_Errant]

bloody hell, you mean these guys are for real? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
I don't know why, but I did laugh my arse of...

[Saz]

Oh believe me, they are for real!

I found a good way to get rid of them.. I had one yesterday and sent him this when he asked for a pic. His last msg was "Bye!"

[Adam]

You need a shave, kyokushin_girl.

[Knight_Errant]

oh god, I'm going to die laughing...

[Saz]

Originally posted by Adam
You need a shave, kyokushin_girl.

I like my beard the way it is, thank you very much! ;)

[Knight_Errant]

feet feet feet feet feet FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET(!)