something wierd is happening to me.

[yuska1]

something wierd is happening to me and i need some answers........, anybody please help me . I have what my friend calls spirit energy. i am able to focus some type of energy that is growing and growing every day. i know that it does not have anything to do with any medical terms(adrenaline,etc.). i know that its something that only happens every so often, so please help me.please give some answers. thankyou.

[YODA]

Hi Yusaki and welcome to MAP:D

How does this "energy" manifest itself?

[Mo Lung]

Yeah, we'll need a LOT more to go on!

(By the way, on the off-chance, I'm offering a 3.5/10, pretty poor effort. ;) )

[YODA]

Originally posted by Mo Lung
Yeah, we'll need a LOT more to go on!

(By the way, on the off-chance, I'm offering a 3.5/10, pretty poor effort. ;) )

Hehe - the thought HAD crossed my mind :D

[JediMasterChris]

I hope you aren't making this up...it really sounds like something a person would make up....Yuska? Isn't that the person off of Yu-Yu Hakusho who uses spirit energy? I think it is spelled yuseke though...oh well....be more specific...you are not giving enough details for anybody to help you.

[yuska1]

im not making this up. my friend calls it spirit energy. i dont............ its really hard to explain................... i have to go sorry.

[yuska1]

sorry......... as i was saying it's hard to explain, its like i feel i can do things that others can't. i've had some odd dreams like someone is trying to teach me how to use my gift.or when i get angry or a calm serene state of mind. it feels like i get a surge of an enormas amount of some type of energy. my psychologist thinks im looney but then thats her job.i think my problems with my real dad had triggered this........... ability. jedimasterchris please believe me. i promise you i will try to answer everything you ask and i will answer it honestly. i need some answers.i have faith you know what you're talking about. (thanks for noticing my name)

[morphus]

:D :rolleyes:

[YODA]

its like i feel i can do things that others can't.

Yes - but CAN you? If so - what?

[Adam]

And why do you post this in a martial arts forum?

[Joe karate]

sounds a bit strange, maybe your hitting puberty!

[JediMasterChris]

Yeah I had some weird dreams when I hit puberty....anyway....I sent you a PM if you didn't see already.

[JediMasterChris]

Mabey you watch too much TV?

[Andy Murray]

Be a bit nicer guys, personally I can feel the energy emanating from this thread every time I go online. It's like a light, dim, but growing stronger.....sometimes I hear voices too.

[JediMasterChris]

Andy,we all know that you hear voices. No need to explain.:D

[morphus]

Andy you hear them too......i've wanted to tell someone so many times......i...i, orrr.... you first!:confused: :o

[Andy Murray]

"Carol-Anne.......stay away from the liiiiiiiiigggggghhhhhht"

[JediMasterChris]

Haha!

[morphus]

Ahhh ..now see, i get repeats of the goon show in my head. Eccles.........yeeerrrrrrrr

[yuska1]

look............ for one,I don't watch that much t.v.Two, when I do its only Ruroni Kenshin! the reason why I put it on a martial arts forum is because i thought most fighters had experianced this kind of change. Also i have a strong desire to learn martial arts. I come here in search of help and mostly what I get is non-BELIEVERS! people at school don't accept me because of what i can do.when i mad i feel this..........energy. i become stronger and faster. Like a beserker(in viking times). its not quite like that...............look i came in search of answers. Iask you to help jedi master chris but all i get are more people making fun of me.



(i also can fight really well when i feel this)

[JediMasterChris]

I'm not making fun of you...I just thought that would explain the dreams...lighten up... just reply to my PM and I can help you with whatever you want or show you somewhere you can look. I think what you are talking about is Chi (also known as ki and qi) do some reading on it, I am not a non believer, I just think some people stretch the truth on it, I know alot about it and believe to experience it...it is nothing mystical though...there are ways to explain it...just PM me or whatever.

[Mo Lung]

Why pm's? Keep it on the forum.

yuska1 - You're not being very clear on what happens. Why don't you describe a specific situation recently where this has happened and tell us about it. What happened? How exactly did you feel? etc.

[TkdWarrior]

hey NO PM VM... get it on the forum
i m intrested in this ;)
-TkdWarrior-

[YODA]

people at school don't accept me because of what i can do.

I'll as you again - WHAT can you do? Give us some examples of this mysterious power in action.

[big e]

anyone ever watched Matilda ?

any thoughts ?

[r4bid]

this kid needs to stop smoking pott...

[Adam]

Aw, quit it, you'll just stress the guy further. Sorry about the jokes Yuska, but I don't think it's some magical force. Do you actually do any martial arts? It might be what traditional martial artists call Ki or fighting spirit.

[LilBunnyRabbit]

What exactly can you do with this 'energy'?

[grandmaster mat]

i place a bet that he will give up in the next 2 days

[keef]

Yuska,

I think the first thing to check out is if it is anxiety/stress related. I know that you say it cannot be explained by medical terms but I have gone through serious amounts of stress in the past and paid for it, I can assure you it can manifest itself in many ways. Infact some of the resulting feelings may even make you think you are going mad but in the end its just your bodys chemistry going haywire. It may give you feelings you cant explain and can give you feelings of excess energy/power as your body is fighting small fight or flight reactions and not realising it correctly. You do not have to be stressed at this point in time to have this reaction, if your body has through whatever reason conditioned itself for this response to be automatic, as you get the feelings your mind ponders which creats more feelings again!

I would suggest trying out simple muscle relaxation techniques to start of with leading onto further relaxation techniques. Try this daily for a couple of months and see if there is a difference which will either show what the problem is or rule it out. Either way a calm body will produce a more calm mind from which you can think more clearly which cant be a bad thing anyway.

I aint saying it isnt Chi etc, but hey if it is Chi then I`m sure a clear mind & relaxation can only benefit you!

Hope this helps.

[Bon]

I always feel stronger when the adrenalin is flowing! :D

Are you sure it's not adrenalin?

[Greg-VT]

Sounds like too much DBZ to me... might be best if you lay off Goku and Gohan for a while aye?

But, if not, then listen to keef.

And...

About 5 months ago, I suffered from what we believed to be 'Depersonalisation Disorder'. Basically, I felt super weird. As if my thoughts were not inside my own body. I moved my arm, and it felt like someone else was moving my arm. If I was talking to someone, it sounded/felt like someone else was talking to someone.
It also gave the sensation of extra 'power'. It’s Almost like being invincible. Moving effortlessly, increased imagination (when someone talks and then finishes, I would imagine they continue talking, like adding on an extra sentence. This inturn gave the sensation of telepathy, or reading someone’s thoughts), increased awareness to myself moving (although still not feeling like it was me), moving in slow-motion, etc.

This can usually be associated with trauma. A kind of deep shock, your mind trying separate itself from the body, and its thoughts. A way of escape. It does not usually happen until about 2-8 weeks for some major event. i.e., Being in a car crash, an armed hold up, violence, seeing someone shot, anything that can really give shock. Just on a much bigger scale.

Have you been in any traumatic events within the last two months or so?

It should pass within about two months, but it may stay for years. Just let it go.

Tell your doctor about what you’re feeling too. As I did, get brain scan / MRI to rule out a tumour, and a EEG for epilepsy.

And no, no drugs. ;). I must have answered that about 10 times when I had it. I wasn’t trippin! Look it up.

[Sambo Master]

thats the type of theing you would see in a film.
WAKE UP! its not real. UFC is and Bruce lee was so snap out of it puberty boy.
no offence

[YODA]

snap out of it puberty boy.
no offence

LOL!

Who could take offense at such a mild mannered retort LOL!

[yuska1]

i dont watch dbz, i watch ruroni kenshin.thanks to the people who are helping.thats all for now............................

[YODA]

http://www.columbian.com/outerlimits/troll.jpg

[Adam]

Haha, looks like genuine Norwegian handiwork!

[JediMasterChris]

Hmmm.....just go to the internal arts section or TaiChi, they can help you. And read on an internal martial art or learn one to find out more about chi. Really I am not buying it. You say you have powers that you can't explain but other children don't like you for it? Well what is it they don't like you for? They have seen these "powers"? Like I have said and a few others....what are you talking about?! What "power" are you experiencing? All you are saying is you become a good fighter when this feeling comes....it is a little thing I like to call TESTOSTERONE. I might believe you if you told me what else you have felt? How do you know it is spirit energy(chi). Go into detail and tell us how this "feeling" occurs. And when you get it.

[Mo Lung]

Nice troll, Yoda. Well done!

;)

[JediMasterChris]

This proves there has to be some sort of mystical power.

[anubis]

This power is called the emanence of bs. in otherwords ********!!!! This power u feel is pent up inner anger and agression your mind cannot release enough. u may also have ADD. get that checked man. if u feel u can do things others cant, come to my neighborhood and ill change ur mind real fast.

[shortstick]

This is the most I have ever laughed on this forum! I feel great!
You guys are brutal! I am still waiting for some kind of X-men reference.

Yuska, you really should report all this to your doctor, and family.
Dont rely on the advice of strangers........oh wait, I'm a stranger....well just talk with your family and a Doc.

Good luck

[Adam]

Hey Jedimaster, where can I get one of these Iron Crotch thingamabobs?

[pgm316]

Sounds a lot like what the people in the industry call "The Gush"

Does it feel like this :confused:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1260000/images/_1260558_jam_150.jpg

[big e]

i gotta question
when you feel this inner strength
do you turn green, grow bigger and your shirt rips ?

[JessyBlue]

Hm... I´ve done some reseach about what you guys call chie,
and Some might know that 'I´m really not that kind of guy who denies such "powers" (Thread: "improving your AT-Field")
,but what is described here sounds to me like:

1. Just wired stuff coming from the hands of some youngster who watches too many Animes

-or-

2. Some kid who does not know what is going through puperty

-or-

3. Some guy who´s trying to cheat us

-or-

4. There is really something about that stuff

Anyway, I see no necesarity too care seriously about that guy till he brings some believable evidence in what he says.
Have You noticed that he is dodgeig the answer to what is happening and whatfor his schoolmates are hateing him?

[YODA]

Have You noticed that he is dodgeig the answer to what is happening and whatfor his schoolmates are hateing him?

Yup - I'd noticed :D

So far it's all "I feel like" - well, I feel some pretty strange things sometimes too - then I sober up :D

[JessyBlue]

:) How right you are :)

[Adam]

hmmm. I think the target's left the area boys.

[little lion]

he,s quite obviously a jedi, and this strange power is the force growing inside him, he must be quickly tought to control it, or we will lose him to the DARK SIDE!

[yuska1]

.................................................. ...........................................why do you guys think so logicly all the time. look past what you already know and lose grip on reality. what about the things that cant be explianed the super natraul or rencarnation. things like that.


my friends and i always say "anything can happen" that means anything. as for proof when i can find a way to show you i will dont expect it anytime soon.

[YODA]

do you guys think so logicly all the time

Yes.

as for proof when i can find a way to show you i will dont expect it anytime soon.

Just a written description would be a start :D

[Adam]

I really give yuska credit for taking all the abuse people have thrown at him. Maybe he does have som supernatural powers, maybe not, but as many people have said, let's hear a story about the powers.

[johndoch]

"why do you guys think so logicly all the time"

Maybe because theres the known, the unknown and the unknowable

[little lion]

I am also a beleiver that anything is possible, and the only limits are the ones we create ourselves, but i do like to have at least some sort of evidence or explination from which i can then draw my own opinions, beleiving something blindly without knowledge is IMO unwise

[shadow joe]

seems to me that's a pretty rare gift, the only people I know that can fight like the Matrix/Anime are people that practiced for it...



now you got me piqued, what happens? why are people afraid? is the energy visible? who do you fight if not martial arts competitors?


fill us in on the background, give us a little story like everyone said to explain your "Condition" better ...


chanting <story, story, story... >

[YODA]

<story, story, story... >

:D

[yuska1]

this energy is not visible. i can not use it on command yet. im pretty sure its not adrenalin and its not any thing medical. for the process of elmonation im getting an e.e.g. im convincedits chi but just to be sure i came here for answers.


as for people being afriad of me it because when i get into any fight i become like batosi but not as fast or skilled as he is. everyone calls me a freak because in my last fight i practically slottered the guy and now he is my best friend. if this something that i can control let me know......................................and stop critizing me. just because some of you are curious and i dont answer your questions as much as you want me to does not mean that this isnt real.

[YODA]

LOL! It's real enough - it's called RAGE! - Red Mist - Testosterone pumped GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to Earth :D

Raaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!!

[shortstick]

Okay, I will play along a bit . Can you be MORE discriptive about what happend to you during the fight, what you were feeling in detail, what other people may have seen that saw you fight, how the guy that you beat on felt, and what he observed from you. Your cartoon type discriptions do not really help. You need to use real world discriptions for us to really relate.

[Adam]

I used to get blackouts of violence when I was younger. Could it be related?

[Cain]

A quick shower will do the trick ;)

Just chill, take it easy n n'joy life to the max :D

|Cain|

[JediMasterChris]

Come on dude....you become like batosai? Way too much anime...you are lying. I don't believe you anymore,this is bully ****....oh and you can get the iron crotch video at martialartsmart.com it is a good store.


Tell us how you know you have this power dude....YOU NEVER EXPLAIN IT. all you say is you become like batosai....that is ********...you asked me if there is really a henti mitsirugi style this shows you just want to be like some cartoon...lay off cartoon network a few days and get a girlfriend dude.

[JessyBlue]

That´s why i´m not taking this guy serious.

Let me guess: He is around 14 and loves animes. :)

If it would be real he would not -as we say in Germany- um den heißen Brei herumreden.

Dude, your wasting time in bothering us (at least some of us)

"lay off cartoon network a few days and get a girlfriend dude."
-JediMasterChris-

[JediMasterChris]

If you want to learn about chi, take up ki aikido or tai chi, they work well...or get the iron crotch video.

[Mo Lung]

Yuksa, see if you can direct this power in any way. Try to manage and control it. And when you start to get some control over it, see if you can direct it to your spelling.

Or at least get it to show you how a spell check or dictionary works.

[Greg-VT]

ROFL :D hehe

I thought you about to give some good advice to him then, untill you go and smack me in the head at the end!!

[YODA]

You people are soooo cruel.

[mikelw]

Yuska, maybe people will take you seriously if you stop referring to Kenshin?

[Some-Guy]

Any martial artist who has trained long enough can relate to the "ZONE". Your vision is open and full. You seem to notice every little movement instantly, and it seems as if your oppent is in slow motion. You feel centered and grounded, totally calm, yet very energetic. Your reflexes are awesome. There seems to be no internal dialog, or self talk. This is what the Japanese call ZEN. Being in the moment.
In fact, all athletes are always working on staying in the "ZONE". What seems to separate the superstars from the rest may be their ability to stay in this altered state of consciousness.

[Andy Pandy]

yuska1, If your making all of this up i'm gonna be very pi$$ed off, PM ME if you are not making it up, if you are I will not make it public i'll simply forget about it all, if your not making it up you may want to talk to me...

(P.S. If your not making it up and we talk if we come to an interesting conclusion I may post it here at the forum if I feel it will be of any use to people)

[Mo Lung]

Enough with the PM's!

[Andy Pandy]

I'm not gonna say what I have to say on the public forum, this is one circumstance where private messaging IS the best way to do it.

[Greg-VT]

Just a question: Why would he tell you if he was making it up or not, and not the rest of us? Hm?

[Andy Pandy]

I swear to him that I am not gonna tell anyone if he is making it up. If he's not making it up I believe I can help him out but if he is making it up I don't want to waste my finger muscles on him but it doesn't bother me as long as he tells me right away and I swear I won't tell everyone else if he is making it up.

[Kwan Jang]

-From what I've read, I too feel that this is the result of an over-active imagination. Giving the benefit of the(rather serious) doubt, this COULD be the results of a medically documented and verifiable phenomena that relates to both chi gung and kundalini yoga. What the Chinese refer to the lesser kan and li or lesser enlightenment. I have only seen this in someone this age 3 times, though so I doubt that this is the case. If you truly believe this is happening to you; read up on this and if it still sounds accurate you may contact me for advise. However, as you read about this: DO NOT try to advance this further. At your age this can be dangerous to your body and mental health. This involves serious changes in hormonal and nervous systems. It is not advised for anyone until well after puberty.

[Cudgel]

gee I get a similar feeling all the time like when I am travleing 30 mph on my mountain bike and the slightest error wo9uld mean some severe damage to my self or when I get in the groove sparring or when I get into a REAL fight. Or just before a race.

I know the feeling its normal. Just ecept it and learn how to use it.
And the viking berserks were generally those who had ingested some form of hallucinagenic mushroom.

[JessyBlue]

Kwan Jang, are you serious??????!
Lesser enlightment, I think I know what you mean, but to me it semms VERY impossible that anyone at this age could have brought it up. No, it is impossible.
Shiddis can only be build up by those who train all of their lives

[Mo Lung]

He's gone quiet, huh.

Maybe he exploded.

[JediMasterChris]

That must be it.

[Kwan Jang]

-Actually, there are several cases that the lesser kan and li has come about by accident, such as to trauma to the spine, ect. and while this can be damaging to a teen, it can be survived. I have studied the traditional methods and views on this area and while I think them valuable advise, the physical reality of it is a bit different and not limited to dogma.

[Mo Lung]

So has he contacted any of you privately?

[JediMasterChris]

Me, but that was a while back.

[Mo Lung]

And...

[JediMasterChris]

maybe everybodies chi feelings are different. i give my word. honestly think about it. just because you feel warm when you use it doesn't mean that everyone elses has to be to. teachers are wrong to you know.that they are my friend , that they are.but ill download it asap but in the mean while i have things i need to take care of like homework.sorry we cant talk that much today.



i honestly have faith in you and your knowledge.i will also make you another promise................. i will become the best martial artist that will ever exsist thats a promise.


you watch kenshin right is there such thing as a hethin mitsarugi style????? please pm me so i know you got this ok





That is one PM he sent me.

[JediMasterChris]

I think he gets the impression that I can teach him to shoot people with Chi like on Yu-Yu Hakusho or DBZ. All I can tell him is what I learned in 3 years of Tai Chi.

[Cudgel]

yes because your name is jediMASTERchris it must mean you have great ki powers. :rolleyes:
and you're what 16 17 years old tai chi must be powerful yup yup.
HOpefully he will realize that ki cant actually be flamboyant like that. I rember some else on another forum site talking about TK and using to fight.

[JediMasterChris]

Huh? I can't understand your English Cudgel, you say that differently?

[JediMasterChris]

Okay, I get what you are saying sorry...I need some sleep I guess.

[Cudgel]

same her I was afraid my lackof sleep made my American impossible to understand.

[JediMasterChris]

haha, don't worry I get it now.:D Yuska hasn't been online for a while....I think he left.

[Mo Lung]

Chris - that's too funny!

Share some more!

[Cudgel]

yes oh master of CHI and all jedi like stuff *bows*

[YODA]

LOL!

*Takes mental note: Never send JediMasterChris a Private Message.

[Cudgel]

LOL

[Mo Lung]

I used my extensive chi powers to make him reveal it. Careful YODA or I'll use my powers to make you reveal something!

;)

[YODA]

Hey Mo - go for it dude. I am an open book :D

[Cudgel]

but I have something more powerful than any chi *dramtic pause and brandishes a brick of of California Cheese* behold the power of cheese nothing can with stand its power. Now bow before me

[YODA]

Can I have that with some pickle?

[Mo Lung]

Originally posted by YODA
Hey Mo - go for it dude. I am an open book :D

Talking of books, whatever happened to that LOTR cd you were going to send me?

;)

[YODA]

Doh!

Did you send me your address? PM it to me again and I'll sort it - actually I have several other Tolkein related books as pdf files now so I can put those on there too.

[Cudgel]

Originally posted by YODA
Can I have that with some pickle?

No peon you cant now bow before me :D

[JediMasterChris]

*Takes mental note: Never send JediMasterChris a Private Message.


:D Mo Lung really did make me! Great, now everyone knows about my Jedi powers.

[JediMasterChris]

you watch kenshin right is there such thing as a hethin mitsarugi style?????

Somebody might beleive him if he would just stop bringing up anime's! "That they would, that they would."

[YODA]

Originally posted by Cudgel
No peon you cant now bow before me :D


I didn't know we were taking turns.

[Cudgel]

yes it is easier to take sime ine seriously when they arent bring up anime references

and Yoda one at a time or all together it matters not to the cheese :D

[YODA]

Originally posted by Cudgel

and Yoda one at a time or all together it matters not to the cheese :D


Mmmmm....Cheese! I definately need some pickle with that?

[grandmaster mat]

well blow me down. its superman!

[Who am I?]

I think you should stop doing drugs.

[Andy Murray]

Originally posted by Who am I?
I think you should stop doing drugs.


LOL :D

Welcome to the forum Who Am I!

There are serious threads you can post on you know. :D

[Cudgel]

who me?
I need no drugs only CHEESE!!!!!! :D :D :D

[yuska1]

ya ya................ this is all i iread, " bla bla bla", thats really it the reason ive been not answering your forums is because ive been training. that all for a while. you better watch what you say chris im not to far behind you!

[JediMasterChris]

Excuse me??? I'd better watch it???

[YODA]

Run for it Chris - a deadly blast of errr...... "somthing" is heading your way :D

[Adam]

OH NO YODA! YOU JUST PUT YOURSELF ON HIS HIT LIST TOO! RUN, YODA, RUN!

[JediMasterChris]

You think threatening me is going to cover up the fact that you lied???

Bring it on!!! :cool:

[Adam]

I dunno, maybe he didn't lie, he just didn't explain what was happening to him very well.

[JediMasterChris]

Nahhhh....he lied. :D

Too much anime.

[JediMasterChris]

you better watch what you say chris im not to far behind you!

OF COURSE HE ISN'T FAR BEHIND ME!!!!!

He can accomplish over 7 years of MA training in a few months.

If you want to argue, fine. I would appreciate it if you wouldn't tell me what to do.

[Jack]

Yuska, tell me when you are in this state of mind, when you stop and stare at the world outside without focussing on anything particular, does it feel as if something is just missing. An indescribable something that is just beyond your grasp of knowing? Does it feel very mysterious? Do you feel like something unknown is wrong? Does this freak you out a bit? Does this make you feel confused and unsure? Have you found yourself becoming a much more spiritual person lately? Meditating more often, more deeply, more clearly? Feeling more isolated from the outside world?

If you answer yes to this, let me know. I may be able to help explain.

And no, guys, if this is the case there is an explanation which is perfectly real and not caught up in sci-fi, yet equally fascinating.

Please let me know, I think I know whats up,

Jack

[yuska1]

I dont need help any more. for all you know chris i could have been learning martial arts longer than you.

[Jack]

OK, I would appreciate if you answered those questions anyway. Trust me. PM me if you want, I'm not here to mock.

Jack

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Well, I think that the s**t is about to hit the fan so I'll just kick everyone's arse with my "GREAT SOLAR STANCE"........

.....
........



mmmfffffrr ...... LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

KAME AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .....ZAP ZAP ZAP

ok Yuska baby... are you goin to kick my arse too? hehehhe:woo:

[Knight_Errant]

Could you offer some kind of explanation for the above post?

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Originally posted by Knight_errant
Could you offer some kind of explanation for the above post?

Relative to what exactly? In general, I can say that I was kidding :D haven't you read all the previews posts??? It was nothing special really. Just a joke like many others

[Cudgel]

Originally posted by Chank Mo-Kei
Well, I think that the s**t is about to hit the fan so I'll just kick everyone's arse with my "GREAT SOLAR STANCE"........


well how about this

ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHTS!!!!!!!

And my Five fold Bulwark stance shall defend me from all

*sticks out tongue ultra child like and hides behind anime sword bigger than self*

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Originally posted by Chank Mo-Kei
Relative to what exactly? In general, I can say that I was kidding :D haven't you read all the previews posts??? It was nothing special really. Just a joke like many others

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Originally posted by Cudgel
well how about this

ANGRY CROW TAKES FLIGHTS!!!!!!!

And my Five fold Bulwark stance shall defend me from all

*sticks out tongue ultra child like and hides behind anime sword bigger than self*

Holy sh*t.... lolololololol

DRAGON TWISTS TAIL AND STRIKE!!!!

:woo: yeeeeeeeeeeeehwaaaaaaaaawwwwww

[Adam]

HADOUKEN! SHURIUKEN!

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Vejito's: BIG FINAL FLASH!!!!

oh and MONKEY SLEEPS WITH EAGLE AT NOON :eek:

[Cudgel]

MOUSE RUNS THROUGH MAZE!!!!

AND TAKES CHEESE!!!!


And
ANGRY ELEPHANTS THRUSTS OUT HIS FOOT........I MEAN FIST!!!

[Chank Mo-Kei]

sleeping tiger wakes up in very very bad mood and strikes!

Flying dragons goes out for a cup of coffee :woo:

[YODA]

Blue Whale goes for a pizza

[Cain]

I really think you all need a vacation :rolleyes:



:D

|Cain|

[YODA]

Nah - I need a holiday :D

[Peaceful_John]

Originally posted by yuska1
I dont need help any more. for all you know chris i could have been learning martial arts longer than you.

Dear Yuska1,

Please let me explain some things to you:

Magic does not exist.

There are no "mystical" powers.

You may very well be the best martial artist in the world some day, but it will be from hard work and dedication, not being "super sayan 3".

You are on earth - you have the same physiology(in other words the same organs, systems, and tissues) as everyone else of the earth - you are not above and beyond others in that way.

I believe what your experiencing is what we all sometimes experience for ourselves (some of us anyway). When I was a kid I used think all sorts of things, too. I thought I was a vampire once. This was because I was small and scrawny, and I couldn't play football or any other sports because my parents were afraid I would get hurt. I wanted to be stronger so people would respect me more. I thought a vampire would get all the respect in the world. Who wouldn't respect something that was faster, stronger, and smarter than they could ever be.

I think you're experiencing the same delusion base on something that facilitates that delusion. In other words, you're not getting enought respect, attention, etc., so you want people to think you are some sort of supernatural super fighter, but you're not.

That's not to say you're not an impressive fighter - you may be.

Your fighting ability is simply a combination of your skill as a fighter, you body type, and by the sounds of it a decent understanding of how to use chi.

There is nothing special about the ability to use chi. Anybody can do it, just few people choose to.

Also, how do you know it isn't adrenaline? I mean if you say you can't control it, and it happens when you're in a fight, then it sounds exactly like adrenaline - or "rage" as Yoda said.

"Anything is possible" is just a saying to give people confidence, but in reality it simply isn't true.

Please realize the reason people in animes can do supernatural things is because they're drawn on paper - they're not real. Real people can't do those things.

Just the same, Good luck with your training.

[Chank Mo-Kei]

Originally posted by cain_charlie
I really think you all need a vacation :rolleyes:



:D

|Cain|

I AM on vacation LOLOL

Mad serpent goes for disco dancing and ends her night with mad cat

[Jack]

Good post, John.

[Knight_Errant]

Yeah, I let this whole discussion pass me utterly by without saying a single harsh word. (feels proud of himself) :D :angel:

[Jack]

Originally posted by Knight_errant
Yeah, I let this whole discussion pass me utterly by without saying a single harsh word. (feels proud of himself) :D :angel:

Good one. Keep it up. ;) :D

[YODA]

Excellent post John :D

[11yearoldkid]

....i have to say that maybe u should listen a little more to ur shrink, then to ur freind

[11yearoldkid]

by the way, no offense

[47Ronin]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.
holy crap ive heard enough.
ive been laughing my ass off the whole thread.
if you are challenging people then come to my school.
you say maybe we dont know if you do martial arts but you already said i dont do it yet but i will. so im glad you arent asking for help anymore because what we offer is real advice, not being spider man.
ive felt this "unkown power" it is adrenalin and it happens when you get super pissed. you want to be the best, the best thing to do then is to get real.
regards,
-MAX
here is the address to my schools if you really want to fight
American Martial Arts
65 North Causeway,
New Smyrna Beach, FL 32169
the reason why i list this is because no one wants to deal with someone so ridiculous.

[47Ronin]

oh yeah i dont know the address to my other school...

[Jim]

Ok, ok.... here goes.

I have noticed a fair few 'mystical' things happen to me during my training in martial arts. Some may call them 'powers' or 'abilities' but all I know is that they are things that I can now do that I may not have been able to do if I hadn't had the training.

I haven't thought to post these things before for fear of being scorned by those with small and weak minds but I now know that there are others out there with powers like mine and I don't have to worry about hiding any more.

1. Ability to speak with animals: I've noticed that as I've progressed I can now communicate with animals. I bark at dogs and purr at cats and they know what I mean. I try doing the same with other people but they don't understand me. I guess this means that I'm still in 'animal mode' and I have to concentrate to get back to people mode. My worries are that I may actually one day turn into an animal and won't remember to change back.

2. Moving without being seen: I've tried this for some time now and have found that I can do it quite well where I can only see a blurry outline in the mirror. When I put my glasses on again and stop moving I become seen again.

3. Being instantly awake: From a heavy sleep where my subconcious detects a change in the balance of things I become instantly awake. It also happens sometimes when I don't hear the kids crying and the missus kicks me.

4. Falling from great heights without damage: This one is probably the hardest for you 'normal' people to understand. I have fallen from heights of up to 2,500ft without damage. My instructor said some rubbish about a parachute but I know what he really meant and that the parachute was just there for insurance reasons.

5. Moving through walls. I have found that where I concentrate I can actually move my body between walls. I have even done this in full public view and people were amazed and tried to follow me. I concentrated my power and held the door open for them to follow. I'm too kind sometimes and should've told them that they should study too.

There's a fair few other powers I have but I figure that if I tell you them all you may hurt yourself trying to attempt these feats without the proper training. I've not used them for any great purpose yet because I'm waiting for the coming of a worthy supervillian to fight.

[Greg-VT]

Jimmy, all I have to say to that is...

...You have a new avatar? Cool.

[Hakko-Ryu]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I read through the whole thread of this! Sad to say, but i couldn't help but laugh. HAHAHAHA. He is OBVIOUSLY a KID, probably 9-10? but yea, i think like someone mentioned, perhaps he lacks attention?? well if you're reading this ever Kid, it's ok...and hope everything works out for ya and hope that you find the a better meaning behind MA than what you have/had. And Jimmy I'll fly all and move my ass to Australia if you can be my master and teach me your skills!

[47Ronin]

omfg are you fing serious dude, i cant tell if you are when you brought up the superhero thing, i hope ur not,
im laughing my f'ing ass off oh my god.
hhagjhhHASFDDSAJFHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
talk to animals
hahahahahahhah im sorry but that is b.s. hahahahhaahhahahhaha.

btw no offence.

[Jim]

I knew some of you would scorn me but that's ok. When you see someone walk through walls you'll laugh on the other side of your face. I knew the people I did it in front of were worried too but they didn't show it and I still had to hold the door open for them.

I also have the ability to communicate with someone using only my mind. I've found that if I sit and stare at someone long enough I'll know what they're thinking. Sometimes I think it must cause them pain though because sometimes people just want to fight me. Usually though they just tell me what's on their minds.

[KickChick]

... and Jim, all I can say is that when I looked up "superhero" in the dictionary I was surprised to see your avatar there!!

I do hope you are not pulling my leg ...;)

And stop reading my mind in the chat room!!!:D

[Andy Murray]

Anyone else think Jim's new Avatar looks like the missing 'Bee Gee'? :D

[Jim]

Alright, alright... I know some of you still don't get it and all I can say is I'm sorry for you that you haven't been taught the real martial arts. The reason they make shows like DBZ and Manga stuff is because it's the only way they can communicate with other real martial artists. Where do you think they get the ideas from? It's from real life where these 'feats' can be performed by those who've been taught.

Hakko-Ryu and 47Ronin, I can teach you what I know but you have to make sure that the people you teach are worthy. Otherwise all you're doing is setting up a supervillian that you'll have to battle in the future. We all know how it goes and although you'll win the battle you'll do a lot of damage to buildings and things (maybe other people too) and that just causes insurance premiums to rise.

Other skills I have include the ability to ignore pain (yes, you still have to feel the pain so you'll know when to stop beating on someone) and sence friend from foe (sometimes you get it wrong but it's a skill in development).

There's others but I know some of you are mocking me even after I've held live demonstrations.

[Naruto]

I know of this :D I train in this kind of "energy", please PM me.

[47Ronin]

ok ........
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa. i almost threw up i was laughing so hard.
respectfully,
-max

[Jim]

Max, you don't have to be shy any more. I know you haven't been getting out what you've been putting in with your MA training. You have it within you to become one of the chosen few to battle the forces of evil on this planet (and others - but work on this one first).

Fight the good fight.

[47Ronin]

hey i believe in a sence of justice and stuff to the study of bushido but you cant believe in nonsense on a cartoon show i mean come on.
have you ever taped any of your ways if you have show me and maybe then i could understand you. but until then there are no supervillains that cant be taken care of by a simple weapon.

[Greg-VT]

LOL.

Still going... Jim, I think you've got some dis-believers here ;)

[David]

I can't believe I read 11 pages of this. Any chance of a refund?

I do sympathise with Yuska. He does not have the narrative skills to properly describe his troubles. Part of the problem is a lack of vocabulary and real concepts with which to intellectualise about whatever he's feeling. He's frustrated with this inability and turns it into a Mystery that we could never understand. Dude, we could understand if you took the time to write about it clearly. Two lines are not enough in any language. Stop watching TV like yesterday and feed your mind with some other type of input/symbology. Don't worry, you're normal OK. You sound miserable; hope you feels better/wiser soon.

-David

PS Jim, *I* believe you.

[Paratus]

I think this thread proves my point of other MAPers dog piling on a Troll thread, and that they post bash the troll into oblivion

[YODA]

Originally posted by Paratus
I think this thread proves my point of other MAPers dog piling on a Troll thread, and that they post bash the troll into oblivion


...... and so they should.

[Knight_Errant]

it's the only way. It has to be done.

[Paratus]

I never said it was a bad thing ;) :D

[YODA]

...

[Knight_Errant]

so THAT 's why you keep me around? :(

[47Ronin]

hahaha good pic.

[Jim]

Yes, KE... Now here's your box.

[Tireces]

Think this fella's retreated to his cave, hopefully for good. The fact of the matter is, his ridiculous trash talk is just a slap in the face to people who have sweated/bled/vomitted/what have you to develop into what they are in the martial arts. He doesnt deserve the slightest modicum of respect, because he wont respect anyone else. I look back, and see people were frighteningly polite to and acceptant of this kid (he's lucky I didn't find this while he was still around, this thread would get FLAME BROILED), he should be thankful. Instead he snapped back with this "I am the chosen one I'm not far behind" nonsense. Childish fantasies belong in the childish mind, we shouldn't have to bear this garbage on our forum. But I don't think it was a case of that. I managed to snap a photo of him in one of these amazing schoolyard brawls he speaks of, and here's what I got. I think you'll find it extremely interesting. And yes, I enjoy slapping lord of the rings logos on ALL my freelance photography work. And don't ask me why his opponent was wearing various kitchen tools on his backpack, I dunno. Maybe its some fashion trend. And yes, their school is in the tomb of an underground city. So what?

http://www.lordoftherings.net/legend/gallery/images/moria/moria10.jpg

[Andy Pandy]

soooo... this thread has become quite the popular one....

[Knight_Errant]

Tireces, that's pretty funny. Is it me or did Samwise pass up an opportunity to cut off something vital in that scene? :D

[hanchard]

dude, seriously try tai chi (yang) be warned though, if they pour you a cup of tea while you explain yourself and they just keep pouring...

and watch out ski for the brothers in the adaptation of ghost in a shell!

[TKD]

I have one quick question....... isn't the object of trolling to post bs and see how many people will reply and become pissed off? And then once the posters are really pissed, post the biggest pile of horse sh!t that anyone has ever seen, and not just leave?

With that said, can Yuska be truly and honestly called a troller? His trolling methods are weak! Like 50 proof vodka! I am the master, I am Jack Daniels 150 proof whiskey bourbon, made from the finest malt barley, then aged for that perfect robust taste, that taste that fills your mouth and pervades your senses(mine would be that taste of sh!t:)). All shall bow before me!

[Jim]

Ummm, yeah.... But it was fun while it lasted! I amused myself (if not others) :D

[YODA]

With that said, can Yuska be truly and honestly called a troller? His trolling methods are weak!

I don't believe Yuska was atroll.

I believe Yuska was deluded and fell for the familiar trap of needing to feel "special"

[Jim]

Of course he is special... And unique... Just like everybody else...

[Seminosukei]

well what you going through is what my master calls "spiritual Focus" and its when you are in a total state of mind and body control and this can be controlled or it can be brought about by training that pushes you to the limit. As i discorvered that things were happening to me when i was young around 8 master told me what it was and has been training me in control of this technique ever scine. Now when i need to i can focus enough to do just about anything when im either competing or training and it has also aloud me to oush myself further than ever befor...
Seminosukei

[tai-gip]

Jim you really cracked me up and hey maybe there was something to what he was saying
from what ive been told the energy should flow through when it dosnt it builds up and can make you feel hot or strange not sure what causes a blockage though but its able to make people very sick...(physically not mentaly) apparently its meant to be related to as some of you where saying strees and holding in your emotions but i can neither confirm or deny

Plus animals understand me to Jim when im holding a plate of food and i meoww (dinner) my cat always runs straight over

Funny that glad i didnt post anyhting about how i used to be realy calm and pat trained guard dogs through fences calming them by just looking at them and saying hi after they charged up snarling and barking...... phewww am i glad... :cool:

[Greg-VT]

Bloody hell, what on earth is happening to Australians? Should I move away from what seems to be an ever increasing population of... of... Loonies?


No offence anyone. ;)

[Knight_Errant]

i used to be realy calm and pat trained guard dogs through fences
Yeah? I recommend that nobody try this. When I was 12 I patted a cute-looking golden labrador through a fence that was wagging its tail. It tore up my wrist, narrowly missing an artery. Dogs are an unknown quantity, especially strange dogs. Any animal that sometime attacks puppies of its own kind is dangerous.

[Greg-VT]

Like Lions.

Watch out for them.

[Seminosukei]

oi guys i wasnt saying that it gives you extra strength and **** i was just saying that it enables you to focus its only a state of mind

[Greg-VT]

Ah ok. My bad.

[Jim]

i used to be realy calm and pat trained guard dogs through fences
Not too difficult (not that I advocate doing it) just don't ever make the mistake of trying this on a red/blue healer.

[KenpoDavid]

I hope the kid got some help becasue he didn't sound like he as headed for anything really good...

[khafra]

Originally posted by Knight_errant
Any animal that sometime attacks puppies of its own kind is dangerous.
I'll agree, you should never pat a human through a fence. Or a red/blue healer, although I don't think I've ever seen one of those behind a fence.

[chaozkingz]

man... i can't believe i spent like 30 mins reading this...... and its 1 am here too.. LOL
its good fun though....
i think the kid is learning how to levitate now....

[KenpoDavid]

well hopefully he isn't stealing the key to his father's gun cabinet and plotting revenge on everyone who ever treated him wrong...

[47Ronin]

haha i thought jim was being serious about all that stuff before.hahahaha
later.

[Mugen Tenshi]

Oh well...what can I say about this?...

... May the Force be with you...

[Jim]

haha i thought jim was being serious about all that stuff before
Bugger! The only reason I stopped is I thought everyone had got the joke... Is it too late to start again? :D

[tai-gip]

Jim living in healesville you must come up with lots of interesting theories i know people who grow tomatoes around there all that good clean fresh bush air i think

[Jim]

Ummm, tomatoes... right... that's what they are, just never seen any fruit on the plants... ;)

[tai-gip]

a nods as good as a wink to a blind man say no more

[yangtaichi]

i have power too,

nyah nyah nyah nyah nyahh
you cant bend my arrrrmm
my arms unbendable ergo
... you. ... you cant bend my arrrmm

[47Ronin]

that was the best post so far fraking funny.
hahah
your arm hahaha..

[djhallib]

I give this thread a 9.5 for entertainment, I give yukso a 2.5 for trolling skills.

When I was young I had similar beliefs, of various sorts. This is just another one, only influenced by anime instead of something else. The mind of a child is powerful in its imagination and its ability to believe its own inventions.

[Jim]

Okay, Okay... I think I've recently reached a new 'level' or whatever it is you guys call it. I've gained a new power now and now when I need something to happen - it just does! Like, like earlier when I was needing a drink I went to the fridge and *pow* there it was. Almost like it was waiting for me to come get it but I think it just came into existance the moment I felt the need. Either that or the Mrs. just brought it home... Nah, that's a bit far fetched.

I've also noticed a growth on my back that I think may be wings. I don't know if this is part of the transition or not, though. I thought I'd know how to levitate first before flying. Keep you posted.

[booksie_girl]

Originally posted by Jim
I've also noticed a growth on my back that I think may be wings.
Jim, you monster, give your daughter (or the little girl next door) her fairy wings back. It's evil stealing from little kids who can't defend themselves and their property.

[Knight_Errant]

yeah, and in any case, if you can talk to animals as well, they're more likely to be a second pair of arms :p

[47Ronin]

haha the arm, hahahahaha
cant believe this thread is still going.
haha arm.

[saikyou]

Originally posted by Jim
I've also noticed a growth on my back that I think may be wings. I don't know if this is part of the transition or not, though. I thought I'd know how to levitate first before flying. Keep you posted.
maybe your a descendant of Kazuya Mishima. check your DNA :D

[Jim]

Could be Cu Cullainn... He used to grow an extra head/arm/whatever when he was fighting multiple opponents...

[Cain]

I believe Yuska was deluded and fell for the familiar trap of needing to feel "special"

I was like that in my early posting days....or maybe now....it's hard to recognise it until I have passed that stage ;)

|Cain|

[timmeh!]

I was bitten by a squirrel once - a mean looking grey one lurking at a train station near Glasgow, strange thing is that since then, when my adrenalin/chi is up and pumping I turn into a Highland cow?! ....Weird or what?

...I've been told I look cute in my gi though :D

[neryo_tkd]

i agree with djhallib, 9.5 for entertainment. this is the first time i read this thread and i had a very good laugh.

what happened to those special powers? is the kid still 'alive'? has he started moving things yet? maybe in a while, he will not have to type anymore, he'll just have to look at the keyboard and that's it

ha ha ha

[saikyou]

...telekinesis...

[tai-gip]

look into my eyes im getting sleepy sleepy

who knows i could be possible just because we may think it isnt dosnt meen it isnt

[47Ronin]

you cant bend my arm, ahahahaha.
wow haha, someone needs to lock this thread, seriously.
haha

[Chris J.]

"it feels like i get a surge of an enormas amount of some type of energy. "

An enormous enema? Or was it a surge of enema? Sounds very painful. First I would be very careful who I bend over in front of, that might fix the problem immediately. If not, then please, ask us a question that is relevant to martial arts or at least neurology of pressurepoints. etc. Not this "sphincter energy" or whatever it is you called it... Must be a time related phenomenon. I notice that just in answering this I have wasted almost 5 minutes.

Sorry, couldn't resist... ;)

-Chris J.

[God]

hahahah

hilarious!

best thread ever.

anyway, lay off. pretend it's magic. what's the worst that could happen, he kills somebody? frankly i'd rather se someone else die than this kid turn into your typical yuppy *******... psychopaths and schizophrenics are cooler.

haha...

[Saz]

Originally posted by 47Ronin
someone needs to lock this thread, seriously.
haha

I agree, I've seen less stupid things locked/deleted.

[Jim]

yeah, but don't delete it.. Every now and then someone accuses me of actually knowing what I'm talking about... With this here I can safely lose all credibility.

[KenpoDavid]

well, its mind and some robotic hardware and some electrodes and stuff...


http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/10/13/monkey.brains.reut/index.html


WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Dr. Miguel Nicolelis knew he had nailed it when the monkey stopped using her arm to play the computer game.

An implanted device had allowed the monkey to control the game using only her thoughts, Nicolelis and colleagues report in the Public Library of Science Biology journal on Monday.

And changes in the way the monkey's brain cells worked suggested the brain was physically adjusting to the device, they reported in the new online science journal.

Nicolelis hopes the device will eventually allow paralyzed patients to regain some ability to use their upper bodies -- virtually, if not physically.

"The monkey suddenly realized that she didn't need to move her arm at all," Nicolelis said in a statement.

"Her arm muscles went completely quiet, she kept the arm at her side and she controlled the robot arm using only her brain and visual feedback."

Three years ago, Nicolelis and colleagues at Duke University in North Carolina reported that they had allowed a monkey to move a robotic arm using only her thoughts and implanted electrodes. But the monkey continued to move her arm.

In the latest experiment, they said two monkeys figured out what was happening and played a computer game using thoughts alone.

Recognizing brain patterns
"It's very different because these animals now receive feedback information," Nicolelis added in a telephone interview.

"They could learn to correct their errors and achieve a very high level of proficiency, using brain activity alone to reproduce reaching and grabbing hand movements."

Nicolelis and colleagues first implanted microelectrodes -- each smaller than the diameter of a human hair -- into the brains of two female rhesus macaque monkeys named Aurora and Ivy.

One got 96 electrodes in her frontal and parietal lobes -- known to be the source of commands for muscular movement. The second monkey got 320 implants.

The electrodes transmit faint signals to a computer system the researchers have developed to recognize patterns of signals that represent particular movements by an animal's arm. These signals are translated and in turn control a robotic arm.

At first the animals were taught to use a joystick to control the cursor of a video game -- which Nicolelis said they enjoyed playing. The researchers recorded and analyzed the electrical activity of the neurons near the implanted electrodes.

Learning to control cursor
As the game became more complex, the monkeys learned how to control the cursor.

The group has started working with a small group of human patients, but Nicolelis said he could not give any details yet.

Potential users include 200,000 people in the United States alone who have partial or nearly total permanent paralysis. An estimated 11,000 people a year suffer severe spinal cord injuries, for instance, and sufferers of Parkinson's disease and amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, also called ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease, may also become paralyzed.

"We hope the brain will learn to adapt to the devices and incorporate them as if they were the patient's own limbs," Nicolelis said.

Could help humans
His team is working to miniaturize the device so it can be useful to a human patient outside a laboratory setting.

"There is certainly a great deal of science and engineering to be done to develop this technology and to create systems that can be used safely in humans," he added.

"However, the results so far lead us to believe that these brain-machine interfaces hold enormous promise for restoring function to paralyzed people."


I gotta get one of these for my X-BOX!!!!

[God]

that's not news...they've had such products for quite a few years.

[Jim]

Yeah, but how do they put the coins on the machine to let people know it's their turn next? ;)

[saikyou]

there is a robotic arm beside the machine w/c is also controlled by the mind. :D joke!

[Knight_Errant]

when my adrenalin/chi is up and pumping I turn into a Highland cow?!
Posts as funny as these are a good reason this thread shouldn't be locked :D
who knows i could be possible just because we may think it isnt dosnt meen it isnt
How did I know YOU would say something like that? :D

[Lildude]

I actually read through all 15 pages of this... I laughed throughout the entire thing... with bruised ribs, so the entire thread was a kinda laughing, hurting, swearing process.

[shinobi187]

Mabz u should just get laid

[Shortfuse]

how come this thread isnt locked?

[TigerAnsTKDLove]

very interesting.. never heard of it. maybe its just in your head....

[YODA]

how come this thread isnt locked?

No sooner said than done - some threads should be left to rest in peace.