Blonde Joke :-)

[YODA]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is a blonde, 6' 2, weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6' 5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister.
You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[pgm316]

A blonde is driving her car when the engine sudenly cuts out.

She arranges for her mechanic to collect it and get it fixed.

When she goes into the garage and asks how the car is.

The mechanic says "its fine, just **** in the carburettor!"

The blonde says, "...and how often do I have to do that!?"

[morphus]

He.. he.. he he:D

[KickChick]

Yoda I have heard that one before told differently. The blind guy goes into a lesbian bar and all the blondes are women. ....
here's another blonde guy joke too!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage
and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
Enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

"Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

[Cougar_v203]

lol.

[grandmaster mat]

a blond and a brunette are waitin for a lift to go to the top floor of their offices, when the lift opens they go in and there is another man in there, the brunette notices that the man has dandruff and she wispers to the blond "that man needs head and shoulders" the blonde replies "how do u give shoulders?"

[Adam]

17 blondes are standing outside a disco, a man comes by and asks them why they're doing. "We're waiting for our friend", a blonde replies. The man asks why they don't go inside and wait for her and the blonde says: "Because it says you have to be 18"