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BlackRaven
14-May-2003, 08:03 AM
Try it yourself: http://www.thesite.org/magazine/specials_crime/safety_and_reduction/how_dodgy_are_you.html#

Me?
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £0

Not giving my answers away. There are 30 questions on a variety of subjects.

Cain
14-May-2003, 08:21 AM
here's mine -

Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £4500

pgm316
14-May-2003, 08:48 AM
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £5000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.


:) Not as bad as you two!

What about the bit that said its legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow in York except on Sundays! :D

Rules out any MAP events in York then! :D

johndoch
14-May-2003, 09:02 AM
Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000

LilBunnyRabbit
14-May-2003, 09:31 AM
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine £0

ZaCO
14-May-2003, 10:40 AM
Years in prison: 65 Potential fine £0
:D

Adam
14-May-2003, 11:41 AM
Years in prison: 72.5
Fine: 0$

I'm a right hard ******* it seems!

Oh ****, did I just commit all my sins to an internet server!
I'm history!

Sweeet
14-May-2003, 10:26 PM
Years in prison: 80 Potential fine: £7000...

LOL!

Saz
14-May-2003, 11:26 PM
I'm never going to Chester!! Damn, thats a stupid law, lol!


More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Years in prison: 53.5 Potential fine: £2000


Its a lie.. I'm an Angel, honest :Angel:

Spike
15-May-2003, 01:35 AM
"Its a lie.. I'm an Angel, honest "

Yeah, so was Lucifer

"Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 101 Potential fine: £7000 "

They`re pickin` on me cause I`m a gypo

Saz
15-May-2003, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by Spike
"Its a lie.. I'm an Angel, honest "

Yeah, so was Lucifer



Thanks for the vote of confidence Spike! :D

101 years... and a 7k fine.. bloody hell, what did you do!! lol!

I got off lightly, it didn't ask me about half the stuff I've done :D

Spike
15-May-2003, 02:41 AM
It was a compliment, Lucy was much more fun after his fall

I didn`t do nuffink it`s a frame up

Cougar_v203
15-May-2003, 03:32 AM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000


and the scary thing is was that i thought it was all real :D

Greg-VT
15-May-2003, 04:22 AM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0


*sigh* looks like I'm not trying hard enough.

Mo Lung
15-May-2003, 05:14 AM
Blimey! I had no idea I was such a badass!


Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty! :eek:



:D

YODA
15-May-2003, 07:37 AM
Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

----- And I'm NEVER going to Minnesota!

Fergie Boy
15-May-2003, 08:06 AM
Years in prison: 96.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty

would be higher if I drove.

KickChick
15-May-2003, 07:21 PM
well, that was fun ... so were some of those questions!

anyway, looks like I'm rooming with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

OK so I have a few more years on then all of you, but the damn thing called me a geezer!! ... but it did say my heart was in the right place!
Years in prison: 33 Potential fine: £7000


OK ... would I be getting more because I am from the States or less?? LOL

big e
12-Jun-2003, 07:50 AM
Years in prison: 43 Potential fine: £2000

:D

Jazman
12-Jun-2003, 08:16 AM
hmm... went alot better than I thought... good thing I can't drink or I'd have alot more time on my hands!

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Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000
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Knight_Errant
17-Jun-2003, 09:01 PM
years in prison:96.5 potential fine: 2000 quid(my pound sign don't work) plus some other crimes that weren't even on the list...

And remind me to avoid minnesota like the plague...

Adam
18-Jun-2003, 09:52 PM
To hell with minnesota! Try Indonesia! Teenage death rates must be going through the roof there.

Knight_Errant
21-Jun-2003, 04:01 PM
I'm also keeping away from chester. Alabama sounds like a fun place to start a sex shop...

Adam
22-Jun-2003, 12:01 AM
Like starting a sausage stand in Teheran :D

MATT_LIQUID
22-Jun-2003, 12:25 AM
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £0

Adam
22-Jun-2003, 12:32 AM
I wouldn't say having to spend 26 years in jail would make you a model citizen.

JediMasterChris
22-Jun-2003, 01:09 AM
Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 65 Potential fine: £0

Togakure
22-Feb-2004, 11:50 AM
Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 40 Potential fine: £2000

shipto
22-Feb-2004, 01:02 PM
god I am positively angelic compared to some of you :D
26 years and no fines

xLJx
22-Feb-2004, 02:18 PM
In the clear

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £2000





---and I thought it would be nice to live in Indonesia...

way to go, Yoda... :D

Shortfuse
22-Feb-2004, 02:26 PM
i dont like 27...

semphoon
22-Feb-2004, 02:54 PM
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £2000

Loci
22-Feb-2004, 04:01 PM
Years in prison: 26 Potential fine: £2000 :D

#1 Stutta
22-Feb-2004, 07:40 PM
Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87.5 Potential fine: £4500

And I am out of Minnesota and Allentown (how are they gonna know?).

Ad McG
22-Feb-2004, 08:32 PM
Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 120.5 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.




Hahahahha, I believe I have the longest sentence here. Minnesota sucks!

Anth
22-Feb-2004, 08:45 PM
In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

bad Gaskell :D

Grifter
22-Feb-2004, 08:51 PM
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

abby
22-Feb-2004, 09:01 PM
Risky

I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £5000

#1 Stutta
22-Feb-2004, 11:59 PM
Hahahahha, I believe I have the longest sentence here. Minnesota sucks!

Yes Minnesota does suck. Wait, no they don't.;)

Greg-VT
23-Feb-2004, 12:13 AM
Well... since I last did the test last May, I can add 2000pounds.

I just re-did the test...

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

Last time it was:
Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

I guess I've woken up a bit or somethin.. Can't wait until next year to do it. Should be intersting.