Give yourself a Google

[YODA]

LOL!

Try putting YOUR name into Google and see what comes up - you may just learn something about yourself.

I'm a black jazz piano player from Chicago, I have a catalogue of 220 Galactic supernova remnants and Dave Green had a successful career as an RAF Squadron Leader.

Cool huh :D

(I actually found ME on page 6!)

[grandmaster mat]

im an AFL player
thats american football league isnt it? it came up with a score sheet of me lol

[Freeform]

I'm an american physicist who has a paper released on vibration analysis.

Whats funnier though is that Tintin did this and got a picture of me! Weird.

[TkdWarrior]

i found myself on very first page n first link....
but hell i m still TkdWarrior
-TkdWarrior-

[Greg-VT]

grandmaster mat:

AFL is Australian Football league.

A league all of it's own :) Check it out.

[Adam]

I don't even get any results and Yoda got six pages! I feel so unloved!

[Saz]

Sarah Evans is a disabilty activist, artist and library assistant... weird

[Cain]

I got to some other dumb kid's home page in Bombay :mad:

|Cain|

[Jim]

Mostly it was me in the top 10 but apparently I'm also a Tenor in the Lutheran Choir, I played Rumplestilskin and I'm a chemist at Keele University in Staffordshire.

BTW Yoda, how much free time DO you have?

[KickChick]

I'm a motivational speaker!


... you can trace my posting habits as far as "KickChick" goes!:D

[Greg-VT]

Apparently I'm a film star, and I didn't even know it.... this better not be some 'Truman show' thing going on.

ps. soz 'bout that last post of mine, shoulda PMed.

[YODA]

Originally posted by cain_charlie
I got to some other dumb kid's home page in Bombay :mad:

|Cain|


Lol - some other dumb kid huh?

LOL!

[Greyghost]

ICE SKATING

BEGINNER BOYS
3 Domino's Pizza Trophy
1st Mr Oliver Tuffney Gillingham
2nd Mr James Bailey Bracknell
3rd Mr Fraser Halliday Basingstoke

NICE TO STILL I'M GOOD AT SOMETHING!!!!!

[Cain]

Originally posted by YODA



Lol - some other dumb kid huh?

LOL!

....err....not exactly.... :o

|Cain|

[johndoch]

great iam a dead football manager and also a player for Inverness Caley Thistle

[Cougar_v203]

lol.

[Cougar_v203]

I work in brown lab :confused;

[WhiteWizard]

Andrew Melrose is some American painter aparently. and they said i had no artistic talent

[gingerninja]

Well I'm a black civil rights leader, a WW1 flying corp fighter ace (kinda cool) and a retired Prof of Entomology!?!

[Spike]

I`m a chartered quantity surveyor, I have a school named after me in france and I was once governer of Edinburgh Castle

[Cudgel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

My last name is *gasp* english
Now I must kill myself
*staps himself with a mock weapon*
No its not working

Why have you forsaken me
*shakes fist at the air*

[Cudgel]

in other words about 90% of the ppoepl who showed up on the search were from the UK

[Guitarboy1212]

heres what I am. I was on the first link :D

Peter Farr
Consulting Principal

Skill Set
Peter Farr’s career in Information Technologies has spanned more than 20 years. Peter possesses extensive knowledge of the application of computer system design in Manufacturing, Financial, Pharmaceutical and Service Provider markets. His background includes managing and participating in the full range of project development, particularly planning and designing high-availability networked services, including:

Database systems;
Network/Systems/IP Management and OSS systems and processes;
Internet/Intranet services (mail, news, Web, etc);
Service Management process development; and
Security policy, process and system design.

Peter has a proven track record in highlighting and resolving issues in a diverse, technical environment and coordinating team efforts for installations, upgrades, and problem resolution. He is frequently called upon to develop business requirements and functional specifications and to bridge the gap between technical and business areas. He possesses excellent interpersonal, organizational, and communication skills, is goal-oriented, diligent, and resourceful.

Selected Projects and Activities
Legacy Data Migration – When a large Canadian Pharmaceutical company implemented a corporate ERP/MRP system, they needed help with phasing out the ageing and deteriorating legacy systems. The Pharmaceutical industry is highly regulated and the veracity and continuity of their data is paramount. Much of the legacy data is required for legal and government regulatory purposes. Peter developed and executed a process for identifying and documenting the company’s business critical data. For each set of data he developed a risk analysis and recommended a course of action, then created a project plan and data migration, validation and user testing processes. In a second phase of the project, he provided Project Management, performed the migration of much of the data into standardized relational databases, and also built the user reports required to access the data for government regulatory or litigation purposes.

Professional Development Centre, University of Toronto – Peter Farr is a regular lecturer in the Telecommunications Management Certificate program. His current topics include E-Commerce and Internet Security.

Operations Review -- The Securities division of a Canadian “Big Five” Bank needed an objective third party review of their Network Service group to improve the overall processes, availability and time to market of the Securities network.

Peter and an associate were hired to produce a report for the Bank’s senior management that detailed the findings of the study and recommended remedial actions. The approach taken was to understand the challenge of supporting the Securities network and the demands of business activities; to gather insight into how this challenge could be met; and then to provide recommendations and creative ideas on how to improve the support of securities business.

IP Infrastructure Management – A very large multinational manufacturer, based in the United States, decided to integrate the diverse DHCP and DNS infrastructures they had inherited through corporate acquisitions. Peter was hired to develop and execute a plan for the migration of these disparate systems into a single, global infrastructure with central control and distributed administration.

The assignment included developing the technical architecture and project plan, and then rolling the new architecture out across the company’s American, European and Asian sites. In addition to the design and implementation roles, he also acted as Project Manager, pulling together a virtual team of administrators across the world. He developed and delivered administrator training, migrated DHCP and DNS data and services to new systems, and worked with the local administrators in the various regions to ensure a smooth migration to the new infrastructure.

IP Infrastructure Repatriation – One of Canada’s largest Cable MSOs needed help repatriating their IP management infrastructure. Peter’s task was to design and implement an IP management system capable of supporting millions of Internet cable customers with a very high degree of availability.

He developed and implemented the IP management services and processes (including Operations, Support, Billing and Provisioning) the MSO required. In addition to the implementation of the platform, this also required developing custom web-based provisioning and troubleshooting interfaces on a highly customized LDAP service for the Support and Call Centre staff.

The implementation included processes and tools for provisioning based on an LDAP directory system. Much of the success of this project was due to the attention paid to the integration of the new services into existing systems and processes within the MSO. Support calls related to provisioning dropped dramatically after this implementation, which the manager of the Call Centre directly attributed to this project.

IP Services Platform and Applications – A start-up National Canadian CLEC planned to deploy a multi-site distributed ISP service across Canada, and engaged Peter to design the service platforms, develop a rollout plan and manage the team of consultants and internal staff involved in the implementation of the first four data centres. The assignment also included Project Management of the site planning, equipment acquisition, deployment and activation. During the planning stage, Peter identified gaps in systems management and security and took on the additional responsibility of developing these architectures and implementing the necessary processes and tools. He was also involved in hiring and training internal staff to man the ISP nodes, and worked with the Marketing department to develop the service descriptions

[Cougar_v203]

I HAVE THE LAMEST ONE OF EM ALLL!!!!!

[Guitarboy1212]

"Peter Farr’s career in Information Technologies has spanned more than 20 years." Hmmmmm, how old would that make me? hahaha :D

[Bon]

Try http://www.googlism.com/ :)

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Only place I show up is from MAP. :(

[Greyghost]

WHAT A RELIEF!!!! :)

[Freeform]

What, nobody else has to put up with him. ;)

[gingerninja]

Originally posted by Freeform
What, nobody else has to put up with him. ;)

Snigger;)

[YODA]

Originally posted by Freeform
What, nobody else has to put up with him. ;)



Chuckle :D

[Cougar_v203]

awwww ginger ninja said a racial slur I'm telling mommy ;)

[Saz]

I like Googlism :D Here's some snippets of what my name brought up...

sarah evans is out on maternity leave

sarah evans is an 8th grader at fisher's island school in fisher's island

sarah evans is the administrative and marketing assistant for soleil west

sarah evans is fantastic

sarah evans is getting up in years

sarah evans is like looking for the proverbial needle in the haystack

sarah evans is no longer playing july 24 and 25 due to her pregnancy

sarah evans is my favorite

So I'm a fantastic, pregnant 8th grader on maternity leave who's a marketing assistant!!

[YODA]

Originally posted by Cougar_v203
awwww ginger ninja said a racial slur I'm telling mommy ;)



((((Baffled))))

[Saz]

gingerninja posted Snigger.. its got the word n!gger in it

[YODA]

Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
gingerninja posted Snigger.. its got the word n!gger in it


Ah - I see. I didn't notice - which is good :D

[gingerninja]

Well if people are finding racial slurrs within legitimate words that says something about their own sensibilties.

So for those with those sensibilties, try this one: kissmygingerar**

[YODA]

Originally posted by gingerninja
Well if people are finding racial slurrs within legitimate words that says something about their own sensibilties.

So for those with those sensibilties, try this one: kissmygingerar**

My thoughts exactly!

[WhiteWizard]

googlism says i'm the director don't quite know what that means but hey it can't be bad surely

[Cougar_v203]

ginger you know i'm kidding right?

[YODA]

Originally posted by Cougar_v203
ginger you know i'm kidding right?

HEY! You said "Kidding"!!!

Kid = baby goat ------ PERVERT!!!!

:D :p :D

[WhiteWizard]

Originally posted by YODA


HEY! You said "Kidding"!!!

Kid = baby goat ------ PERVERT!!!!

:D :p :D

You have just taken that to a whole new level of disgustingness if that is even a word which i'm sure it ain't :)

[YODA]

Originally posted by White Wizard


You have just taken that to a whole new level of disgustingness if that is even a word which i'm sure it ain't :)

Thank you thank you - I'm here all week :D

[Spike]

Yes, the tone can`t be lowered any further without a spade

[YODA]

with a SPADE????

PERVERT!!!!!!!

[gingerninja]

Worrying Goats in a freshly dug ditch!

GOOD GOD MAN GET HELP!!!

[Cougar_v203]

I'm not a perv see so why don't YOU go get help because your minds are in the gutter.

[pesilat]

Originally posted by YODA
LOL!

Try putting YOUR name into Google and see what comes up - you may just learn something about yourself.

I'm a black jazz piano player from Chicago, I have a catalogue of 220 Galactic supernova remnants and Dave Green had a successful career as an RAF Squadron Leader.

Cool huh :D

(I actually found ME on page 6!)

Yup. I do this from time to time. Apparently, I had a significant role in building the main airport in Columbus, OH, I'm a professor at at least one college, and a couple of other things.

However, most of the results that come up to a search on "Mike Casto" are, in fact, me - a tribute to my active internet life. And, surprisingly, almost all the results for me are related to martial arts ;)

One of the most interesting I found was the subject of: "Mike Casto nearly killed me." It was a discussion on a Kenpo forum between a guy named Jim Kiddoo in Canada and Jason Bugg in Texas. Jim and Jason have never met in person, but they are both Kenpo practitioners - and both have met me. Jim was relating a story about when we met. He was in the passenger seat when I totalled the rental car I was driving a few years ago. Of course, my theory is, "There was a big Canuck in the passenger seat who should have told me I was about to hit that truck." - so, of course, I blame him ;)

Still, a strange thing to see two Kenpo practitioners who have never met talking about me on a Kenpo discussion board that I'd never visited :)

Mike

[Spike]

"with a SPADE????

PERVERT!!!!!!!"

Well, I can`t deny it. You`ve certainly done your research

[djhallib]

I'm a oceanographer - How exciting indeed.

[Kinjiro Tsukasa]

All I get is me. Apparently, my name is extremely uncommon.

[TheBorderer]

Seems like I'm in the same 'boat' as you KT... Googlism says Google doesn't know enough about my name, which can be a good thing come to think of it! :)

I do remember some british site(well a .co.uk) that allowed you to put in your name and it would tell you how common it was... to be darned if I can remember the URL tho... {scratches head} :)

[Kwajman]

Supposedly I was in a porno film..............you'd think I'd remember something like that. :p

[Tireces]

Your search - "Derek Solensten" - did not match any documents.

[KickChick]

I figured I'd check back and see if Google had any more sites on "me"....

... seems now I have moved on from being a motivational speaker to being a sexual essence coach... :D LOL ... hey Kman were you one of my "clients"?

[Grifter]

Theres was only one link at it was to my teacher websites. :p

So I found myself on the very first link :D

[Tireces]

searching for my last name unearthed a lot of references to technical stuff worked on by my dad while he was either in college or working at grumman, and actually local upstate newspaper articles about my aunt's store, or her adoption of my delightful little cousin Lia.

[Kwajman]

Hahahahahaahhahaha, wait, what the heck is a sexual essence coach? Leaves for some pretty vivid mental pictures there, "Come on, you can do it". Waving your, uh, pom poms........ :eek:

[Tireces]

sounds like something akin to "nude aerobics"...

[Kwajman]

Hold on a sec, let me visualize that........... :love:

[Combatant]

I am this geek;

http://www.bjsbrewhouse.com/brewery_page/Brewers/andy_a.JPG

[tkdgirl01]

Here's an entertaining thought- Forensic Science! That's the only one that came up with my first and last name together (not actually me). Hmmm.... I think NOT!!

[Noob]

I'm an Educational Psychology professor at the university of Minnesota, an editor and vice president of Congressional Quarterly Magazine, a 250lb counstruction worker with breathing difficulties (caused by working at ground zero), a Hot Air Balloon Examineer and Safety Counsellor, a sergeant in the Clark County Sherrifs office, and apparently my family don't have a traditional burial plot, we have our own cemetary in Osage County, Kansas - where I'm also buried.

[semphoon]

Im two basketball player, a hockey player and a Doctor at Tennessee College of Dentistry. Hmmmm.

[David]

I get 2 pages of links about me including where I went to school, where I work and the fact that I seem to enjoy kungfu (or at least talking about it).

Also a distant relative with the same name makes an appearance for two links. He's doing well in team sports.

Rgds,
David

[Alex103701]

hmmm, nothing...
I guess there aren't that many Alexander James Hay Hoseasons in the world...
That was with inverted commas around it though...

[Zamfoo]

One link that was actually me(school site) . No one unrelated either. My last name is REALLY uncommon atleast on sites in english. There is this one town in Lithuania that's name is my last name.

[Mushroom]

I'M A BOAT!!!

and a president of some technology/e-commerce business.

[Infesticon #1]

scarily enough I did a google IMAGE search for myself the other day...


the first result was......


Me! Martin Byrne
hahahhahahahahaaa