Marriage Proposals for Melanie

[hongkongfuey]

I thought there were so many guys asking Melanie out, that it probably deserved it's own forum!

That leave us 'real martial artists' to talk about hitting each other.

[Feiloong]

Hitting people, or hitting on people?

Whats martial arts without a little bit of flirting and fun?

Hongkongfooy, you from Hong Kong previously?

[Melanie]

Eeeek! Er..hmmm....gee...thanks...(I think?)

[Chazz]

well now! this could be a thread that i will keep up with ;-)

[Andrew Green]

Well in that case,

Mel will you marry me... (================)*

Good thread, lets see how long we can keep it going. :D


*Mel wanted me to edit that part out, I frightened her :)

[Freeform]

No, Melanie wants to marry me.

:love: :love: :love:

And I shall fight for her until the bitter end

:woo: :woo: :woo:

Only joking guys, please don't hit me, please not in the face......

[Greyghost]

this is starting to sound like ...seven brides for seven bruisers...


besides...shes mine.

[Kosokun]

I'd offer my proposal, but my intentions are far less than honorable!

Rob:love:

[Andy Murray]

I thought there were so many guys asking Melanie out, that it probably deserved it's own forum!

HKF is a little jealous that noone is asking for his hand!

Sorry HKF, I only have eyes for Chazz! ;)

[Melanie]

Finally! The truth! I knew something was going on with you two!!

:D

[Feiloong]

Melanie,
I dont drive a very cool car, but my friend does have a nice mopet which he lends to me from time to time.

You not by any chance into tall, dark and Handy guys are you?





If you are, I guess then I just dont have a chance



Master Fei Loong Says:
Dat sim, Yin Sau
(Shikes, cant ranslate it properly into english - Oh well, if you dont speak cantonese, then its your own problem :) )

[Melanie]

Hmm Feiloong, sounds interesting - tell me more!!!

Melanie

[Feiloong]

blush - whats to say :)

Masters Feiloong decides to back off a little. :D

[Burple]

Ahhh Melaniesh,

you ish du aplle of myne eysh, pleash be minesh, I askesh on bendesh kneesh. Oi ish only smallsh, but fwom wittle acorns gweat oak twees do gwow!

Burple

[Burple]

P. p. p. p. p. Pweashe...............schniffsh

Burple

[Thomas Vince]

Melanie,

I command you to marry me, right now!

The cyber wedding will commence in chat and Cooler will preside as the e-clergy. My best man will be Andy, ( I know poor choice), I risk him hitting on me too! Everyone is invited except Burple, but he can come if promises not to say a word, it just takes to long to read those posts.

[Melanie]

Er...hehehe...thanks Thomas :)

Never knew I could be so popular...

[Thomas Vince]

It's all in good fun and you know you brought this on yourself!

[Chazz]

Sorry Thomas but she cant marry you cause she's mine. ;-)
hehe

Chazz

[Cooler]

Ok guys lets make this a clean fight. :D

Cooler

[Burple]

Fankoo for invitings me two ure weddingss Mishter Vinsh. I pwomish not to speaksh if U takes that wigg offs.

:D

[Freeform]

Its all set then, Melanie will marry Thomas with Vicar Cooler presiding. Melanie will be escorted up the isle by Waya (Mr Close Protection ;) ) to prevent anyone (Chazz) from stealing the bride. Matron of honor will be K-Girl with Ladyhawk and Fluffydoc acting as brides maids (watch and not trip now). Andy Murray shall be Thomas's best man (Keep an eye on the ring T.V).
The organ will be played by GreyGhost (even though he has the musical abilities of a rock). The front row will consist of Silver, Tintin, HongKongFuey, CKDstudent and Yoda, who'll all be crying like sissy girls.
I shall be standing at the door armed with a baseball bat (and the £50 Thomas will give me) to prevent Chazz from running through the door at the 'and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married part', and ruining the day (or making it really interedting).

Oh, and Burple you gotta make the wedding cake okay?

[STASH]

I will prevent this horrible event from happening...Thomas, I challenge you to a duel!!!

:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Silver_no2]

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Erwrought with gold and silver light,
The blue & the dim & the dark cloths
Of night & light & the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams.
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

Melanie...will you marry me?

:love:
:Angel:

[Freeform]

No Thomas will marry Melanie, I didn't go to the bother of planning their wedding to have you's spoil it!!!

[STASH]

Thomas do you accept my challenge???

[Melanie]

Originally posted by Silver_no2
Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Erwrought with gold and silver light,
The blue & the dim & the dark cloths
Of night & light & the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams.
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

Melanie...will you marry me?

:love:
:Angel:

Hmmm - poetry, Athletic, Financial Consultant....

<swoon>

Lemme think about it!

[Freeform]

Silver.... Athletic.... Assmatic more like, and he's my consultant and I'm poor so what does that say? (You don't think it's cause I'm constantly mocking him do you?)

Thanx

[Greyghost]

Freeform,

Thats not fair, silver is a great catch....tall dark handsome...no wait... thats me!!!!!

He still managed to catch a top french chick.!!!

I had less trouble understanding her then i did him....but still. That is what the power of mime is for,

You on the other hand freeform....make me look handsome.

And i'm John Merricks ugly twin.

In conclusion Mel....marry a bird...far less hassle and no one will leave the toilet seat up!




(all accusations made in the above statement where made without the writers consent. Its those damn voices in my head...aaarrrggghhh):Angel:

[Kosokun]

Melanie,

Marry whomever you want, but can I be your boy toy that you keep on the side?

:eek: :love: :D

You know who!

[Freeform]

BBBBAAAA!!!! :woo:

GGGGRRRRR!!! :mad:

SSNNAARLL!!! :yeleyes:

(*Noise of sharpeneing already very sharp objects!*)

:) Yes of course Fraser, when you coming down here again? :confused:

[Greyghost]

Now listen here young man...we'll have no more talk of sharp instruments...the last time you attacked someone with that japanese hunting trumpet there was arms and legs everywhere.

I think we should decide this like reasonable adult men.....


My dads bigger than your dad!!!!

so there.


:yeleyes:

[Freeform]

That may be.....

But my dads got a lorry, and he'll run over your dad!

[Greyghost]

As it happens (jangle jangle ...jewelry jewelry) my wife , yes!...my wife owns a 8 tonne truck and shes a lot smaller than my dad....

in fact my dogs are bigger than you.

and there trained in the art of Ninjitsu.....i can never find the buggers.


so there....

Ps...got your reply...sorted mate.



(the writer of this thread denys all knowledge of every meeting Greyghost as in infact Tintin in disguise)

[Silver_no2]

What is this?!? I quote poetry and you lot threaten each other with your wives!!!! I'd win that one as well, I've got a fully operational Celine to aim and fire at someone! She'd blow you.....I mean that she'd blow you away!!

[fluffydoc]

I am not fighting Celine!!!

[Silver_no2]

I win!!!! You can't catch me lawman, no prison walls can hold me....

I have the ultimate weapon....even the near invincible, if somewhat inebriated FluffyDoc backs down!

We mustn't let the plans for our ultimate weapon fall into [enemy] hands.....

[fluffydoc]

Why am I constantly portrayed as a beer monster? I'll never be a bridesmaid at this rate!!

[Greyghost]

You are of course correct , we cannot let our secret weapons fall into the hands of the enemy.

A fully loaded and prepped female, is by far the most deadly arsenal in the world (read into that what you will!!)

They should be kept in silos...away from huMANity and well guarded. I hope that in the near future we will never need a female and that there numbers can be humanely reduced.

It will be a sad day indeed if the world is destroyed by a full on Menstrual Holocaust....

God help me......god help us all.

[Silver_no2]

Originally posted by fluffydoc
Why am I constantly portrayed as a beer monster? I'll never be a bridesmaid at this rate!!

Are you crazy? Loads of the lads would like you to be the bridesmaid! Isn't it traditional for the bridesmaid to get her legover at the reception? Add into the equation that she's known to like a drink or two and the boys must fancy their chances!!! :D

That said they'd have to get passed FreeForm first.

[Freeform]

Did somebody say there was going to be a free bar???

[fluffydoc]

Greyghost, that day may come sooner than you think. Did you know that women tend to synchronise periods with women they live with? Put us all in a silo and it's the most deadly timebomb you could possibly imagine.....

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Yes, which is why you add a time bomb and then start running.

[Silver_no2]

Originally posted by fluffydoc
Put us all in a silo and it's the most deadly timebomb you could possibly imagine.....

Never fear!!! I'm sure that we could use our single man snubfighters to penetrare (ooh er!) their defences! It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home! What the f*ck....some English bloke is talking to me inside my head!!!

:D

[fluffydoc]

You want to send some single men begging to penetrate my canyon!?
Woof woof!

[Silver_no2]

Like the beard nursie...gives me something to hang on to! Woof, woof!!

I have a list of guys who are wanting to penetrate your canyon.....very similar list to the list of people who want you to be the beer-monster bridesmaid!!! Coincidence?

[Chazz]

Ya know something, this has turned into the biggest threads on here. *LOL* just thought it was cute.

oh and BTW, she's mine....... all mine i tell ya ;-)

winks at mel

[morphus]

I've only just clicked on to this thread-it's wonderful.
Mel, i'm married already but my wife might pay you to take me............hang on here she is i'll ask her .................................................. .................................................. ...yep she says give 19p and pickled egg and i'm yours.
I must say i'm a little insulted by that price, i thought it be at least 25p and a pickled egg! What do you say?

[Melanie]

Cheers morphus...but I hate pickled eggs...gets a bit windy for me...sorry...

:(

[Chazz]

So does that mean i still have the winning bid *LOL*

[Melanie]

Looks like it to me Chazz ;)

[Saz]

Who's gonna be the stripper on the Hen night? Any volunteers?? :)

[Melanie]

Phew! I certainly got worried when I saw K.Girl here...:)

[morphus]

Hey RE: HEN NIGHT -I'll do it if you don't mind 25 stone of rippling body lard wobbling it's way around you, all i can say is martial arts don't come easy to me, especially flying kicks but they do make quite a spectical.

[Burple]

No No No Mewaniesh. Chazz ish two tyming yoush wiv Cynfia Roffwok. I sheens it insh da foto galleri. Mawwy me n we will livesh happiwy eva aftersh

[Melanie]

Er...cheers Burple :)

(ahem)

[Chazz]

"No No No Mewaniesh. Chazz ish two tyming yoush wiv Cynfia Roffwok. I sheens it insh da foto galleri. Mawwy me n we will livesh happiwy eva aftersh"

Hummmmmm WHAT, Mel, hun, can you translate for me *LOL*

[Freeform]

No No No Mewaniesh. Chazz ish two tyming yoush wiv Cynfia Roffwok. I sheens it insh da foto galleri. Mawwy me n we will livesh happiwy eva aftersh



I think he was asking for two pints of Stella, a diet coke and Vodka and a Beef Chow Mein with extra noodles.

Thanx

[Melanie]

Hahahahahahaha - you crack me up Freeform!

[Chazz]

"I think he was asking for two pints of Stella, a diet coke and Vodka and a Beef Chow Mein with extra noodles."

Thats what i thougth but i think he's had too much of the vodka as it is, so i'll take that. :-)

[darlph]

YOu know this needs to be Mel's Corner. I get a kick out of reading all these little bits and pieces. Mel, you're gonna have to let these guys down easy, you know. Us girls need to have fun!:)

[Chazz]

Yeah, let all them "other" guys down ;-) J/k haha

[Greyghost]

yeah mel.....let the guy down....gently.




;) :p

[darlph]

Mel, you know they never give up, do they? Boys will be boys. You go girl and keep the guys happy! :)

[Chazz]

Im always happy with her :-)

[Lindsay]

Well Melanie,

It sure looks like you are one popular girl around here - mind sharing your secret with the rest of us girls?

Lindsay

[Freeform]

It sure looks like you are one popular girl around here - mind sharing your secret with the rest of us girls?


Is it her fluttering eyelashes?

Her seductive smile?

Her gentle laugh?

Or is it the two large sticks she carries around with her?

;)

[pgm316]

Well Mel you must be doing something right! What is the secret of your popularity?

Maybe the picture on the forum helped! ;)

We could do a thread with all our picture on!? But on second thought I feel safer keeping my identity hidden :D

[Dragon_Princess]

Yeah girly. Share ya secret with me. This Diva needs some attention as well! Hhhhhmmm...awaits secret....

[waya]

I still think it's the sticks. lol

[pgm316]

:eek: can't be the sticks, i've got loads of em and i'm not that popular at all! ;)

[waya]

hahaha same here, and katana didn't work either :( but then again being male never did much for popularity hahahahaha :D

[Dragon_Princess]

lol...Melanie girl, tell us the secret. I'm jealous. Leave some of the men for us.

[Greyghost]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha...gasp wheeze...ahahahahahaha.......cough cough splutter...hahahahahhahaha.....(thud)

[stump]

Greyghost, why do I get the impression that somewhere out there Melanie is walking around humming the bass line of Queen's "another one bites the dust" and smiling to herself???

:)

[Greyghost]

smiling ?....yes......

[Chazz]

That sounds like something Mel would do!

BTW where is she

MEL - WHERE ARE YOU HUN!!!!!

[fluffydoc]

Hi girls!
I thought everyone knew how to get men...

Tutu, kitchen sink, you know where this is going...

[Saz]

The best way to get a man is by using a large stick and a length of rope :D

[Chazz]

Hummmm that sounds fun ;-)

[waya]

*grabs a helmet and sparring pads* All this stick talk is making me nervous.

[Chazz]

Yeah, ladies with sticks. Im with you waya, we better duck and run. *L*

[YODA]

The lovely Melanie trained in my Eskrima class on Wednesday night - so now she has even more "Trix wit da stix" to open a can o'whup ass with :D

Run for cover!

[HKD]

wow melanie, thats all.
how old R U little girl :O)
HKD

[Melanie]

HAHAHAHA

You guys crack me up! :)

Hope your cough is better Greyghost?

Stump! I never smile! Well...ok...occassionally...and its always a pleasure to hum "another one bites the dust"!

Guys and gals...I have no idea what possessed HKF to start this thread but I have enjoyed seeing the responses on here...I hope its been a source of enjoyment for a lot of people :)

If anyone thinks sticks are responsible...I suppose its as good a suggestion as any???

Chazz mate...You should read me threads more often! I was in Manchester this week and I asked you to keep and eye on the board for me!!!!

Yoda...what an amazing class! More to follow and hopefully pics to be added later!

[Sweeet]

Hey Mel, I've been at this forum for just a while - but I've noticed this thread is always on the 'recent posts' link, it's like the energizer bunny.. it just keep going and going.. and well, you get the point :)

What's the secret? :)

Sweeet.

[Chazz]

Mel, sorry hun but i stay busy with the whole move thing. Sorry i didnt get that post. I hope the trip went well for you. Glad to see your back, i missed ya!

[Freeform]

Mel's got some knew 'Trix wit da Stix'? I challenge you to a Tonfa vs Stix match, the loser has to marry the winner, what do you think?

Thanx

[YODA]

Sorry FF I'm already married :D

[Greyghost]

being married won't deter freeform.....as well as being the love of Fluffydocs life...he also has relationships with ....

himself

a kylie calander

and various rodents of unusual size.


be afraid.....be very afraid.

[Spike]

It`s freeform`s relationship with Fluffydoc I`m most afraid of.

[Chazz]

WOW there is more info that is needed to know out there now. *LOL* But its funny!

[fluffydoc]

But Spikey-wikey, How could you possibly be scared by fluffy little me?

Hugs and kisses and bunny-wunnys xxxx

[Chazz]

I dunno why he is but that last message just scared the pants off of me.

[YODA]

Quick, look everyone - Chazz is not wearing pants! :eek:

[waya]

*takes a picture and posts it all over* hehehe

[Chazz]

Ohhhh interesting. I could make money off of this one! HAHAHA

[waya]

LOL I get half for being bold enough to take them

[Freeform]

Can I get a sick bag for being brave enough to look at them :)

[NielStewart]

Mel...this whole marriage thing....why not just auction yourself?

set a nice low reserve - say a couple of million, everyone can bid - you'll be loaded, you probably train so much your new (slightly poorer) husband would never see you, you'd never see him....seems much fairer.

either that or you could just hold the melanie invitational tournament - with yourself as the prize! winner is last one standing...

[Melanie]

Originally posted by NielStewart
either that or you could just hold the melanie invitational tournament - with yourself as the prize! winner is last one standing...

Hmmm...lemme think on it...

[Freeform]

I start the bidding at $3.46, 2 packets of Pringles and a woolly hat!

[waya]

I'll raise you some old sparring gear lol

[Freeform]

I'll meet your sparring kit and raise you a used gum shield.

[waya]

I'll see your gum shield and raise my taped up microphone, and a bottle of Vanilla Coke lol

[Chazz]

And while you all are bidding on here i'll sneak up behind ya offer my self as payment and leave with the girl as you all keep bidding *LOL*

Hey its worth a shot

[Freeform]

But Chazz, the bid stands at $3.46 2 tubs of pringles, a woolly hat, some sparring gear, a used gum shield, a taped up mike and a bottle of coke.

You still haven't met the bid :)

[waya]

He thinks he's slick or something LOL

[Chazz]

No i dont think, I know i am :-)

[waya]

ha! but we caught you this time!! LOL

[Freeform]

So the bid now stands at $3.46 2 tubs of pringles, a woolly hat, some sparring gear, a used gum shield, a taped up mike, a bottle of coke and a Chazz.

I'll raise you one Spike and a Tintin.

Now if I can only catch the b***ers! :)

[darlph]

GUys, Guys, Guys, if you really want to impress a girl you gotta
take her out and wine and dine her. Then, in this case see how you do in a "pinch" by her. Then maybe she'll make up her mind. Although at this point I'm rooting for Chazz, he seems to have his priorities in order:)
Oh, and the rest of you need to bid something worthwhile like new sparring gear, a fresh pack of gum(her choice) ecetera..:)

[waya]

I'll throw in Cooler and Andy, that should help with the UK Meet as well as counter your raise :D LOL

[darlph]

Great Idea! Sooner or later she's gonna pick "someone" and boy won't the others be surprised.
You go girl, keep them on there toes!:)

[HKD]

WELL Melanie which proposal did U take?

HKD

[Melanie]

:( I wish I knew who to take :(...

For a long time it was Chazz...then it was Thomas Vince...I dunno..it's just plain not fair *boohoo*

[waya]

*grabs a bucket and starts bailing*
Don't drown us, I can't swim well at 7am :eek:

[HKD]

well pick the one with the biggest feet. wink, wink

HKD

[HKD]

hay malnie! your getting close to 500!
GO MEL, GET BUSSY, GO MEL GET BUSSY!

HKD

[Melanie]

Originally posted by HKD
well pick the one with the biggest feet. wink, wink

HKD

:eek:

What are you implying?

(You answer that HKD and I'll Moderate ya! :D )

[Melanie]

Originally posted by HKD
hay melanie! your getting close to 500!
GO MEL, GET BUSSY, GO MEL GET BUSSY!

HKD

Oh yeah...never noticed... :D

How am I doing?

Hehehe

[HKD]

OH, U know about that......Mel, Mel, Mel what R we going 2 do with U?

HKD

P.S what hurts a little? maybe the moderater needs 2 B moderated :O)

[HKD]

Originally posted by Melanie


Oh yeah...never noticed... :D

How am I doing?

Hehehe


494 and counting, all eyes R on U.

HKD

[darlph]

When will this end? You are one popular Miss, girl. These guys must have found a pic of you somewhere in cyberland and just can't get enough. (Trying to help get 500)

[Dragon_Princess]

lol@trying to help get 500. melanie must tell me some of my secrets so I can gain some popularity. Come on guys. Lets start with a pm. hehe. *blushes*:):):)

[HKD]

dragon princess doesn't have a good ring to it try sexy princess, or sexy dragon. ;o)

HKD

[HKD]

Originally posted by Melanie


Oh yeah...never noticed... :D

How am I doing?

Hehehe

U hit 500!! way to go

HKD

[Dragon_Princess]

Sexy Princess or Sexy Dragon?........I'll take that into consideration.

[wayofthedragon]

Well, just as long as ev' one realizes that she's my sexy princess/my sexy dragon. She's off limits. She's mines.

[Melanie]

OI!

Your hijacking my thread!!!

I have come to a decision anyway...

[Freeform]

Drum roll

[HKD]

Originally posted by Melanie
OI!

Your hijacking my thread!!!

I have come to a decision anyway...

WELL!!!!!!!
P.S. im taken so U'll have to pick some one else sorry, i guess Ur back at the starting block, sorry

HKD

[LilBunnyRabbit]

Well, just as long as ev' one realizes that she's my sexy princess/my sexy dragon. She's off limits. She's mines.

She's mined? You're gonna have to be very careful with those, they can blow up at unexpected times.

And I didn't know you were into bestiality, is it even possible with dragons?

[Dragon_Princess]

:confused:

[Freeform]

And I didn't know you were into bestiality, is it even possible with dragons?


Hmm, dunno. WOTD let us know how it turns out mate. If I were you I'd shave all my hair off.


She's mined?


And buy a metal detector.

[wayofthedragon]

Hmm, dunno. WOTD let us know how it turns out mate. If I were you I'd shave all my hair off.



Hey, I always keep my hair shaved:D


And buy a metal detector

hmmmm. I ment mines or mine actually, as in she belongs to me. Not mine, as in explosives:confused:

[Dragon_Princess]

Love you 2.

[HKD]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Melanie
OI!

Your hijacking my thread!!!

I have come to a decision anyway... [/QUOTE
Wheres Mel?
this is her thing and she's missing in action

HKD

[Cain]

oh man 10 paged a hundred and thirty seven replies and one thousand nine hundred and sixty views oh my gawd Mel u created history :eek:
|Cain|

[Andy Murray]

Originally posted by Melanie


I have come to a decision anyway...

Well whaddya think members?

Who could it be?

Chazz, Thomas, Burple, or some mystery man.

Will she tell us, or do we have to guess?



Crumbs, I've bitten me nails to the second joint. :D

[Saz]

Why not guess and let this thread run for another 10 pages! :D

[Dragon_Princess]

lol......yeah another 10 or 15 more pages!!!

Mel...please dont pick Rob (waya) cause he's mine! lol :love: *blushes*

***finds thread "Confession Session"***

[Andy Murray]

Don't mention me for starting it Princess, but maybe you should start a 'Marriage Proposals for Waya thread' ?

[Dragon_Princess]

lol

*considers it*

except i may get jealous when the other girls reply and I'm not the chosen one as jet li says "the one"

[Andy Murray]

I reckon it's the boys you gotta watch out for!

He's real purdy ;)

[Dragon_Princess]

Chazz dont take him away from me! he's mine!

lol@waya not knowing I like him. I wish I could see his reaction! I love you waya!!!!

[waya]

He's real purdy

Maybe in a trollish sorta way :cool:

Good lord, the things I come home from work to lol. :confused:

[Dragon_Princess]

Chazz dont take him away from me! he's mine!


Wow Andy! Nice editing! lol.

To: Waya

I love a trollish kinda lookin' guy :p;)

[pgm316]

I think somebody should set a voting poll up to find Mels Man, and Andy you could be in the running!

[Melanie]

(Oh God...this could be interesting)

Hey ho...

[pgm316]

Or how about martial arts tournament! ;)

Noooo a poll will be better, less painfull. Well maybe not for you Mel! hehe

[TkdWarrior]

Or how about martial arts tournament! ;)
hmm i bet bruce lee or jet lee would win ;) :D :p
doesn't matter much even it's Poll... :D
-TkdWarrior-

[pgm316]

Lets hope they don't find out about it then ;)

[waya]

LOL Literally I was a troll, I got bet I wouldn't dye my hair neon green once.......

[Dragon_Princess]

lol...how long did you let it stay green?!!!!!!:p

[waya]

lol it stayed for a month...

[Dragon_Princess]

that's ok. I'm sure u were still sexy. :love:

[Kosokun]

So, did Melanie ever post her decision??

Rob

[Melanie]

Ok...here ends the misery...I want to marry



Zenopira (member name)

[pgm316]

Thats my alter ego! :)

[HKD]

Originally posted by Melanie
Ok...here ends the misery...I want to marry



Zenopira (member name)
who the hell is that?

[Spike]

I`M ZENOPIRA

[HKD]

Oh really....how do we know Ur not just trying to fool us all and steel mel away? prove it

[Tosh]

I'm spartacus

[big e]

im big e

[fluffydoc]

No, I'm Spartacus!

[Knight_Errant]

I'm afraid I'm already spoken for Mel ;)

[Kwajman]

Hey, has Mel even told us if she is available????????? And pictures we want pictures.....

[KickChick]

... did you say you were being ignored Mel?? :D ;)

[Jim]

Isn't it funny that it's been a year to the day since this thread was discussed? Funny how things work out sometimes... Oh, sorry... did I just * bump * this thread? My bad.... ;)

[Tika]

Isn't it funny that it's been a year to the day since this thread was discussed? Funny how things work out sometimes... Oh, sorry... did I just * bump * this thread? My bad.... ;)

lol , thank you !! I didnt know this existed... very entertaining:)

[Melanie]

Isn't it funny that it's been a year to the day since this thread was discussed? Funny how things work out sometimes... Oh, sorry... did I just * bump * this thread? My bad.... ;)


:O

Jim...my office - now! (joke ;) )

You said you would look it up - I didn't think you would...I have to live through the recriminations of being unfaithful all over again! *sob!*

[E-Rocker]

I'm already married.

[Aegis]

Wow, I never knew this thread existed either...

Maybe we should just have a Vegas style wedding so that all us single guys on MAP can marry Mel. On the other hand, what she's done to deserve that sort of punishment I'm really not sure...

[Levo]

Mel, wanna wrestle? :D

Nathan

[quartermaster]

Wow, I've not seen this before.

Understandable though, I found the pictures, too.:D

Edit: Zenopira's not on the members' list, does that mean the position is still open? :love:

[Melanie]

Mel, wanna wrestle? :D

Nathan


Tease! 25 year old fit guy like you - seen you rolling on the floor too!

Love too!! :D

[aikiwolfie]

Is Mel married yet :confused: sorry this thread is too long I got tired and confused :confused: Maybe we should auction her off. I start the bidding at £1 :love:

[Melanie]

Oh great! Come on Guys! Please improve on £1!!!!

[Aegis]

Hmmm, Mel or a pint of coke in the bar for £1.15...?

Oh, all right, I'll up it to the price of a training session (£2) :p

[Melanie]

Great! A Mod starts this and then a Mod makes it again...no members? No one care?? *sob*

(I need to fit me scanner methinks and update me photo...tries to find the leads but everything is still in the loft unpacked!!!)

[E-Rocker]

Like I said before,

I'm already married.

and my keyboard doesn't have the pound symbol.

[TkdWarrior]

ya ur photo will do lots of goods :)...

so are you rich Melaine?? :D
-TkdWarrior

[Aegis]

Did I win yet?

[Levo]

Tease! 25 year old fit guy like you - seen you rolling on the floor too!

Love too!! :D

Cool :love:

Can we do clinch as well ;)

Nathan

[Greyghost]

Guys....be careful.

her avatar isn't a tiger for nothing!!!!

[Greg-VT]

Guys....be careful.

her avatar isn't a tiger for nothing!!!!
Speaking from experience? :p

[Aegis]

GG: Isn't that why everyone likes her so much?

[Greyghost]

i think elvis said it best.........

I don't wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I don't wanna be a lion
'Cause lions ain't the kind
you love enough.


she bites you know.........and scratches......and eats your babies.

[Aegis]

I don't have any babies. Other than that she sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends...

[gakami]

Why are we all trying to ask this melanie chick out?

(couldn't be bothered reading 5 pages)

[Aegis]

Because she's Mel!

There's no need for any more reasons

[Greg-VT]

It's Melanie!

:rolleyes:

Newbies... Sheesh. :p

[gakami]

*feels no better off in understanding why*

[Saz]

Why are we all trying to ask this melanie chick out?

(couldn't be bothered reading 5 pages)

If there's 5 pages of guy's asking her out, shouldn't that be enough to tell you why? :p

[YODA]

Why are we all trying to ask this melanie chick out?

(couldn't be bothered reading 5 pages)
w00t w00t! This should be GREAT!!!!

*Goes out for popcorn for when Melanie sees herself described as "this melanie chick" :Angel:

[aikiwolfie]

Ok I up the stakes to a whoaping £5! Yes people a FIVER! ... Is there any chance I could get Kgirl as part of that package too :confused:

[Saz]

Let me put this subtley...

NO WAY!

[gakami]

If there's 5 pages of guy's asking her out, shouldn't that be enough to tell you why? :p


Well I didn't want to read 5 pages of guys drooling or something if that was the case.

[aikiwolfie]

No way :confused: :rolleyes: £5 seems alot now. Especially since I haven't seen this picture. I don't think MAP will do well in the mail order brides sector. LMAO :D

[Greg-VT]

I don't think MAP will do well in the mail order brides sector. LMAO :D
Ohhhh.... I don't know about that. Kgirl seems pretty keen....




EDIT: This was my 2000th post?!? Where did that come from!! :mad:

Ah well, I guess Mel and Kgirl are deserving, and must be honored to have my 2000th posted in their thread/regard.

*sigh*

[Saz]

Want me to delete one so you can have it again? :D

[aikiwolfie]

Ohhhh.... I don't know about that. Kgirl seems pretty keen

Oh you mean Kgirl was just playing hard to get :confused: Maybe we can bride her with poptarts.

Isn't it the chocolate ones you like Kgirl :confused:

[Melanie]

Grrrrrr

"melanie chick" indeed. Time I did some touring again methinks and get these kids in line. :D

I can't find me leads to update me photo sadly - will have to buy some more this week. If you delve through the photos in MAP though....

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/photos/showphoto.php/photo/381/sort/1/cat/500/page/1

Me with some of my fans :D

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/photos/showphoto.php/photo/183/sort/1/cat/all/page/1

Must find some more....

[Saz]

Maybe we can bride her with poptarts.

Isn't it the chocolate ones you like Kgirl :confused:

It is indeed. Hot, sweet and fresh out the toaster... just like I like my men! ;) :D

[Judderman]

Let me put this subtley...

NO WAY!
So you're saying theres a chance then?? :D

[stump]

Seeing as I've recently asked this wonderful lady to marry me - and she has agreed :love: :love: I suppose this thread can now be considered over!! :D

[Melanie]

Hahaha. Yes its true :)

[Su lin]

Congratulations :love:

[Chimpcheng]

I've only just noticed the existence of this thread. So, we have a MAP wedding then? I call dibs on the hot bridesmaid. :D

[narcsarge]

Mel and stump! Congrats you two!

A real "MAP" made in Heav.... (sorry)


Made in the Internetwebz thingymabob! :Angel:

[Johnno]

Fantastic news! Congratulations to both of you! :)

[Su lin]

I've only just noticed the existence of this thread. So, we have a MAP wedding then? I call dibs on the hot bridesmaid. :D


You being a bridesmaid then Chimps ? :D

[Brad Ellin]

What took you so long?

[aikiwolfie]

Eeeek! Er..hmmm....gee...thanks...(I think?)I didn't realise I had so much competition Mel :p

[aikiwolfie]

It is indeed. Hot, sweet and fresh out the toaster... just like I like my men! ;) :D:( I've never been in a toaster :( ... Wouldn't that kinda hurt :confused:

[Aegis]

Seeing as I've recently asked this wonderful lady to marry me - and she has agreed :love: :love: I suppose this thread can now be considered over!! :D
Fantastic news, congrats to both of you!

[Sam]

It's going to be one bloody well organised wedding judging by the Map meets!

[tom pain]

Congratulations both :D :D

It's going to be one bloody well organised wedding judging by the Map meets!

And hopefully a bit less painful :p

[Sam]

Congratulations both :D :D



And hopefully a bit less painful :p

Wouldn't count on it, Did you see that mean look in her eye? :p

[Su lin]

Just don't let Tom be the DJ at the wedding :D

[tom pain]

Just don't let Tom be the DJ at the wedding :D

Awww come on Su - I'll be a hit with the guests who are either over 50 or camp men. ;)

*Prepares the Grease Megamix*

[Su lin]

You mean Chimp ? :Angel: :love:

[tom pain]

I didn't know Chimp was over 50...... :Angel: :p

Wouldn't count on it, Did you see that mean look in her eye? :p

In that case I'll just watch from afar. After the meet I had to go and get my testicles from the lost and found box behind the reception desk :cry:

[Su lin]

Yeah,I think he's 52 and WAY past it now :D

[Chimpcheng]

Jerks.

Anyway, Mel does so much and then some for MAP especially regarding the meets, I think it's time that MAP gave back to her and help with the wedding plans.

Here goes:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/chimpcheng/Wedding-Dress-And-Bridal-Gown-VW600.jpg

You'll look stunning in this Mel. ;)

[tom pain]

Jerks.

I was trying to help you! Unless you'd prefer to be camp....

[Su lin]

You'll have to watch out organising the next MAP meet Aegis, it might be catching :p

[Chimpcheng]

I was trying to help you! Unless you'd prefer to be camp....

;)

[Aegis]

You'll have to watch out organising the next MAP meet Aegis, it might be catching :p
You had to say it, didn't you??

NO-ONE is allowed to show my girlfriend this thread!

[Su lin]

Hee hee :D


*maniacal laughter..............* :D :p

[Johnno]

You'll have to watch out organising the next MAP meet Aegis, it might be catching :pDo you mean that Aegis might find himself a lovely bloke like Stump? ;)






PS: sorry Ian - I couldn't resist!

[Chimpcheng]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b373/chimpcheng/Wedding_cake.jpg

Found the perfect cake. Take heed Mr Stump. :D

Incidentally, I named one of my monkeys in Hong Kong Stump as he was missing a hand...

[stump]

lol - thanks everyone. :)

[Johnno]

lol - thanks everyone. :)Alright, you can stop gloating - you lucky git! ;) :)

[Aegis]

Do you mean that Aegis might find himself a lovely bloke like Stump? ;)






PS: sorry Ian - I couldn't resist!
Why bother looking? There's already a nice bloke like Stump posting here, and engaged ain't married yet!







How's that for an incentive for a quick wedding Stump? ;)

[stump]

Mel....get your coat!!! :D

[Melanie]

Oi! I got him good and proper...


:D

[bcullen]

Congratulations! Save me some cake (to throw at the Chimp). :D

[Johnno]

Oi! I got him good and proper...


:DSo when can we start calling you 'Mrs Stump'?

[Yohan]

So when can we start calling you 'Mrs Stump'?

Immediately. :)

[Verx]

See, usually a thread starts off serious and then goes off topic. This thread started off topic and and is now just becoming random.

PS. Best thread ever. :D

[Johnno]

PS. Best thread ever. :DDepends what you like, I suppose. I mean, if you like 'romantic' then it's got to be right up there, but for me personally you just can't beat a good Saint Hoimun's Day thread. ;)

[Melanie]

So when can we start calling you 'Mrs Stump'?

Never...

Ok? :)

[Johnno]

Never...

Ok? :)There's only one way to stop it Mel.......














Get Stump to change his username to Mr Melanie! ;) :D

[Chimpcheng]

People, people, settle down. This is important, there is so much for us to organise. The venue, the cake, the dresses, live band, disco, first dance - incidentally what song will you have your first dance as man and wife?

We need to get all this right so when we plan Aegis's wedding next year it'll be a doozy. :D

[Su lin]

Lol Chimp the wedding planner! :D

[Yohan]

Never...

Ok? :)

Yes Mrs. Stump! :D

[bcullen]

Lol Chimp the wedding planner! :D

Just as long as he's not trying to be the wedding singer; there's nothing worse then some drunken ape trying to sing a bal... :confused:

That usually happens at most weddings anyway, doesn't it? :/

[Chimpcheng]

Lol Chimp the wedding planner! :D

*Sigh* I'm always the bridesmaid never the bride... :( :p