10 Reasons why karate is better than sex

[Saz]

10 Reasons why karate is better than sex...


1 You can count on it at least 4 times a week

2 You don't have to buy the other person dinner to get a partner

3 After an unusually long and difficult karate class you can still ride your bike home

4 You don't mind if your parents come to watch you in karate.

5 People cheer when you score.

6 In a good weekend of karate you can go with 6 or 7 different people and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end

7 The other competitor doesn't demand that you shave before the match.

8 If you don't score in a karate match, the other guy doesn't ask you if you've had that problem often

9 You can grapple with everyone in class the same night.

10 In karate you have to practice all the positions, not just the one you like.

[Chazz]

*LOL* That post killed me. Its great. Im in the process of emailing it to a group of people i know.

[Thomas Vince]

KG,
Really good joke post, I likes it alot.

[Jiggy9]

lmao!

[Kendo_Cougar]

Lol!!! funny :yeleyes:

[Chris from CT]

Great post!!

Originally posted by Kyokushin_girl
10 Reasons why karate is better than sex...

8 If you don't score in a karate match, the other guy doesn't ask you if you've had that problem often

But imagine how you would feel if they did ask!? :eek: :mad:

;)

Take care

[morphus]

Nice - very funny!

We must train together sometime kyo girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darlph]

Great reasons!! How about you can still look each other in the eye the next morning without asking yourself "What's his name" And you can charmingly say "I should have used better protection."ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Dragon_Princess]

lmao. I have to agree with this post.

[Chazz]

Reason 12
When "working out" with another person you can feel free to bring in outsite objects without the risk of getting told "NO"

[dragon_duplicat]

whoa girl. you need me to practice with you?

[waya]

LOL Chazz I think I just killed my monitor spitting Coke on it hahahaha.

[ladyhawk]

Has anyone read the companion to this joke called "The Difference between Karate and Sex" that I posted in the joke section?

[Chazz]

Waya.... Well isnt it true *LOL*

Hawk, no but i'll check it out ASAP

[dragon_duplicat]

LOL...THROUGH ALL OF THIS...I'LL STILL CHOOSE SEX FIRST! WELL, I DONT KNOW. KARATE ALMOST OVERDID SEX. HMMM. I'LL GET BACK WITH YOU GUYS LATA. LOL.

[wayofthedragon]

I agree with dragon_duplicate....I always thought sex was better:confused:

[pgm316]

Lets have some reasons why Sex is better than Karate then!? :)

[KarateKid1975]

"10 Reasons why karate is better than sex..."

"2 You don't have to buy the other person dinner to get a partner"

Well, I had to buy my man dinner after class ...... he was hungry :p

"4 You don't mind if your parents come to watch you in karate. "

NO! I don't even like them watching me in class LOL

"5 People cheer when you score. "

I did? LOL

"6 In a good weekend of karate you can go with 6 or 7 different people and it only costs you twenty bucks and you may get a prize at the end"

Oh yea, I did this weekend :D

"7 The other competitor doesn't demand that you shave before the match. "

I do anyway.

"10 In karate you have to practice all the positions, not just the one you like."

Ok, I'll shut up now LOL.

[Dragon_Princess]

hhhmmm...i think karate is better and i'm not even that good in it. *thinks* maybe it's time for a new sex partner. lol.

[waya]

I'll stick to Karate, I can't remember the other :D

[darlph]

Been so long and with karate practice I don't have the time. And at least, I only have to worry about catching a cold.

[wayofthedragon]

What did u say princess. Take that back now. I'm to be your only sex partner:mad:

[Saz]

Steady on wayofthedragon... this is a martial arts site, not a dating forum! :p

[Dragon_Princess]

Thank you kyokushin_girl. And I took action tonight to prove this forum wrong. hehe.

[KarateKid1975]

I know karate can be better. It's more fun sometimes, too. It's a turn - on when I get something right ...... wait ..... Did I say that out loud????? I know my honey looks good in his PJ's ..... I mean, dobak hehehehehe

[dragon_duplicat]

Haha. Tell your secrets karatekid. I'll listen. LoL.

[wayofthedragon]

I still think sex is better. Well, you guys wouldn't know unless you've had it with the best:D

Or maybe. Just maybe I'm blinded by........ahh never mind:confused:

[Dragon_Princess]

Okay. I'll clear it all for you confused folks. Anyone can be better. It depends on the partner.

[Saz]

If there were coloured belts for sex like there are for karate, picking that partner would be easy!

[KarateKid1975]

Dragon wrote: "Haha. Tell your secrets karatekid. I'll listen. LoL."

Well, if I tell ya, I'll have to kill ya .... Just kidding :)

Kyokushin_girl wrote: "If there were coloured belts for sex like there are for karate, picking that partner would be easy!"

LOL that is too funny. Can I get a black belt in ...... uuhhhh never mind :D

[dragon_duplicat]

MMMMMMMM...Karate has a lil freaky side in her. LoL. Just kidding.

[KarateKid1975]

:D I can be very blunt sometimes hehehehehe (meaning I just say what's on my mind).

[TkdWarrior]

Kyokushin_girl wrote: "If there were coloured belts for sex like there are for karate, picking that partner would be easy!"

man belts for sex...?? ummm i m opening McSexojang...anyone for takers...
-TkdWarrior-

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[Dragon_Princess]

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[shotokanwarrior]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!Holy crap!!!!!! Nice one, Kgirl